I'm so in love with gwen stefani.

gwen <3 <3 <3

Whoa dude I totally forgot about the Spice Girls, they had a movie

F'uck you crox, Gwen and I are getting married someday.

That girl loves me.

[QUOTE=DrGolovaCroxby]gwen <3 <3 <3[/QUOTE]

despite the lack of t[SIZE=2]it[/SIZE]s

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SHUT UP DONT INSULT MY GIRLFRIEND

Yeah, I saw that Spice Girls movie on HBO or something, and had one of their songs stuck in my head for weeks.

I would just hold her and we'd make out and i'd be like "baby, i loved beacon street collection" and she'd be like "well what about the rest of my albums" and i'd be like "... well you have a nice voice..."

Then we'd have sex. And it would be great.

[QUOTE=Sid]F'uck you crox, Gwen and I are getting married someday.

That girl loves me.[/QUOTE]

she already gave me a blowjob.


ok... she didn't...

Did it feel Hella Good?

i glued a magazine cutout of her face on my hand and jerked off. but it was almost the same as getting a blow job from her...

This is about me and my girlfriend.

Sid said something about whipped cream and lots of anal lube in here...?

And Darth Vader!

No, what with the event that happened last time, our bodies can't afford to invite Darth Vader again.

:( :( :(

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Sid said something about whipped cream and lots of anal lube in here...?[/QUOTE]

Let's get down to business

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]No, what with the event that happened last time, our bodies can't afford to invite Darth Vader again.[/QUOTE]

How about Darth T[U]i[/U]ts?

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]No, what with the event that happened last time, our bodies can't afford to invite Darth Vader again.[/QUOTE]
awww :upset:

[QUOTE=capri sun junkie]Shiz, you still need to get Shannon her picture...[/QUOTE]
Haha YEAH! :D

[QUOTE=fat_****103]I have never seen a tollbooth in all of California.[/QUOTE]
You guys suck. i was in california for about a week, and saw a billion tollbooths.

[QUOTE=PaintSteveGreen]You guys suck. i was in california for about a week, and saw a billion tollbooths.[/QUOTE]
I can't believe I use to go out with you.

[QUOTE=the darth vader]awww :upset:[/QUOTE]
:lol:

[QUOTE=lynch_me]I can't believe I use to go out with you.[/QUOTE]

You went out with all the ladies here...Leave something for others.

God, i told you we dont bring that up, or i bring up the pictures of your amazzingly small P'enis :)

[QUOTE=albert_bass]You went out with all the ladies here...Leave something for others.[/QUOTE]
There are women outside of the internet you know ;)

where?

[QUOTE=SickOnTheBusYouCunt]where?[/QUOTE]
I've never [B]seen[/B] one... but I've heard stories... ooohhh the stories :upset:

i once had sex with a girl


her name was brian, she had short hair

and no boobs






actually she was quite hairy, and for some reason made me do her with the lights off, in the arse

[QUOTE=SickOnTheBusYouCunt]i once had sex with a girl


her name was brian, she had short hair

and no boobs






actually she was quite hairy, and for some reason made me do her with the lights off, in the arse[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol:

[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]I've never [B]seen[/B] one... but I've heard stories... ooohhh the stories :upset:[/QUOTE]

I've heard stories too...But I'm sure they're only legends...

odd night that was, said she had a cold, as her voice was quite growly and low

Brian is such a cute name...

[QUOTE=albert_bass]I've heard stories too...But I'm sure they're only legends...[/QUOTE]
We must set off on a quest! For these fabled "[I]women[/I]" that the elders speak of.

Hahaha but we'll end up fighting if we find one!

Ok, stop the stupid spam. :upset:

[QUOTE=albert_bass]Hahaha but we'll end up fighting if we find one!

Ok, stop the stupid spam. :upset:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, haha okay.

I watched Bill Bailey- Part Troll today, it's f'ucking brilliant!

IT is. I've got it on DVD. The Love Song is the best bit.

That whole musical medley in the middle was brilliant. i liked the song about texting, i thought that was hilarious

that song he did taking the piss out of american music was great

and the kraftwerk-esque version of hockey cockey was cool