i would **** her and then cum on her face but then id probably go get some napalm

ITT: Hot asian arm amputees.

that was hot

and:

http://metal-archives.com/release.php?id=247209

it will rule

Nanook is a dog that loves cold weather
To him, a sled is as light as a feather
Over the snow and through the slush
He runs hearing the cry of "mush"!

[B]THEN HE SUMMONED THE 5TH ARCH DEMON OF HELL[/B]






z

no you ****ing faggot have you seen his pretty blue eyes hes a ****ing angel

**** you are such a ****ing faggot i ****ing **** **** **** hate you ****

In Perennial Pursuit Ov The Demon Hounds Ov Iditarod

np: Strength and Anger - Ildjarn

I remember reading Ildjarn's long *** rant on anus's site. Many lulz

It probably caused many closet dwelling internet nihilists to cream their pants.

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17473865]Nanook is a dog that loves cold weather
To him, a sled is as light as a feather
Over the snow and through the slush
He runs hearing the cry of "mush"![/QUOTE]

Nanook Rubs It

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17473889]I remember reading Ildjarn's long *** rant on anus's site. Many lulz[/QUOTE]

The fact that anyone bothered to type that up is sad, particularly as the original version is ****ing hard to read anyway. I gave up about the time he talked about a fetish for cameltoe.


RE darkthrone i really consider them posers now. they did the death metal thing when it was trendy and stopped when their friends started doing black metal. they folded when the black metal stuff went public and said that it was all one big joke to them anyway. they don't seem to understand it themselves! anyway they've still put out excellent stuff

At least Darkthrone understand that Black Metal is kind of making a parody of itself. I dont know how many realize its about the music and not the kvlt-grim-babyJesusRaping-corpsepainted- /etc/etc/etc image.

I love black metal Darkthrone, one of my favorite bands, and some of my favorite black metal tracks ever.

[QUOTE=Stevie;17474117]The fact that anyone bothered to type that up is sad, particularly as the original version is ****ing hard to read anyway. I gave up about the time he talked about a fetish for cameltoe.[/QUOTE]

Yeah the guy is kind of an idiot. I mean I hate everyone just as much as the next guy but I can't believe a self-respecting person would choose to have something so degrading and embarrassing published for public viewing.

I gave up as soon as he started talking about his lust for 14 year old girls.

so hair/glam metal is actually black metals closest relative in the metal genre pretty much. came up with this through deep spiritual insight and the abraxas formula. earth shattering for sure.

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17474285]so hair/glam metal is actually black metals closest relative in the metal genre pretty much. came up with this through deep spiritual insight and the abraxas formula. earth shattering for sure.[/QUOTE]

could i buy a novel of your work?

you can preorder via paypal

Anyone here who likes Carach Angren?

They remind me of Emperor.

wasp is pretty black metal

hell yeah was blastin the first two tapes last night with some whiskey


CRIES IN THE NIIIIIIGHT!

If Cael wrote a book I would buy it.

I could write a book but I don't think it'd be very exciting.

Every page would probably run through a formula then repeat.

i could probably write a good book but i dont think i could stay motivated enough about one topic/story for long enough to write more than 100 pages about

[QUOTE=Angmar;17474600]Every page would probably run through a formula then repeat.[/QUOTE]

:confused:

I'm saying each page would be like

sup bros
smokin a bowl
heiling brenotorkvitzikki
doing a phat bag
sup bros
hanging with my gook gf

repeat for 1488 pages

We go on adventures.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17474662]We go on adventures.[/QUOTE]

Oh ok.

I'm saying each page would be like

sup bros
smokin a bowl
heiling brenotorkvitzikki
doing a phat bag
sup bros
[b]going to by more drugs from sketchy individuals[/b]
hanging with my gook gf

repeat for 1488 pages

[QUOTE=Txus]http://metal-archives.com/release.php?id=247209

it will rule[/QUOTE]

Wow, can't wait.