514-876-1298

i have a feeling that that [I]may[/I] be her number.

[QUOTE=SKUDstorm;17306318]call her on your house phone then[/QUOTE]

this

I don't want my mom picking up the phone when I'm sleeping

we didn't say she calls your house phone we said you call HER on your house phone

jesus christ are you as dumb as you are ugly

giving bro advice on page 1111

you are such a wimp lol

asking for a number doesn't mean you're being assertive

[QUOTE=MBS;17306328]we didn't say she calls your house phone we said you call HER on your house phone

jesus christ are you as dumb as you are ugly[/QUOTE]

he also said that he doesn't have her phone number

[QUOTE=MBS;17306328]we didn't say she calls your house phone we said you call HER on your house phone

jesus christ are you as dumb as you are ugly[/QUOTE]

aww don't be so hard on him, he obviously has no idea what he's doing. :[

take angmars advice. bros got a hot gf

make-ups

[QUOTE=Stormrider;17306332]he also said that he doesn't have her phone number[/QUOTE]

we're assuming that he grows a pair and gets her number

I have a friend who is 17 and hasn't gotten any since he was like twelve, and his sole excuse is that he doesn't have a cell and doesn't want girls calling his house phone.

Is the thought of your mom answering the phone when a girl calls you so terrifying that preventing it is more important than creepin on females?

I didn't have a cell until college

**** YOU DAD
[QUOTE=MBS;17306341]we're assuming that he grows a pair and gets her number[/QUOTE]

I've been over this twice brah

asking for a number = rape

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17306346][B]I have a friend who is 17 and hasn't gotten any since he was like twelve[/B], and his sole excuse is that he doesn't have a cell and doesn't want girls calling his house phone.

Is the thought of your mom answering the phone when a girl calls you so terrifying that preventing it is more important than creepin on females?[/QUOTE]

He got some when he was 12? Wtf, I didn't **** for the first time until I was 17. Kids these days...

[QUOTE=Deth;17306350]asking for a number = rape[/QUOTE]

^^^

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17306352]He got some when he was 12? Wtf, I didn't **** for the first time until I was 17. Kids these days...[/QUOTE]I don't mean sex, I mean getting any play whatsoever.

[QUOTE=Deth;17306350]asking for a number = rape[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I just spit cum all over my screen.

[I]dongs[/I]

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17306355]:lol:

I just spit cum all over my screen.[/QUOTE]


I...uh....ummm

what

After I jerk off I drink my own cum, I don't like to waste my seed, it's a great source of protein.

sounds reasonable

:lol:

every sperm is sacred

if I had a nickel for everytime a convo I've been in that ends the way it just did....

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17306363]After I jerk off I drink my own cum, I don't like to waste my seed, it's a great source of protein.[/QUOTE]pro-lifer in disguise

8=>~~~~~ :lol:

dats me and my small pointy penis

Last summer (when I was eighteen/about to turn nineteen) I was at home (I live at home with just me and my dad) and my friend Justine who's two years younger who is nice and pretty hot but kind of a ditz called my house and said "heeeeeeeey sexxxxxxxyyyyyy" into the phone.

My dad picked up the phone.

Imagine a gruff mid-50s man who looks somewhat a cross between John Goodman as Walter Sobchak and James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano, and you have my dad.

When I finally picked up and cleared up the confusion she kept laughing for like ninety full seconds.

[QUOTE=Gangrene;17306348]
I've been over this twice brah[/QUOTE]

Ya but your excuse is pathetically bad.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17306389]Ya but your excuse is pathetically bad.[/QUOTE]

Backed.

Come on Brent, MAN UP.