**** yeah Captain Beyond

[QUOTE=Liebensaft;17291144]She probably failed to understand the fact that they only give you $10,000 if you're the perfect height and weight, really attractive, have no history of hereditary or mental conditions in your family whatsoever, are physically healthy, employed in a high-paying professional job, and have an ivy league education. You can get paid big buck for your jizz in a cup if you meet those qualifications too. But no one cares about your reproductive soup unless you have perfect genes.[/QUOTE]

yeah and donating your eggs isn't exactly as pain free as jizzing in a cup either. you have to take all these crazy hormones/ i don't think its worth it unless your desperate.

Yeah, it's definitely a bit more tricky. It's not like you can just bleed into a receptacle.

Being 5 feet tall pretty much instantly disqualifies me as a good candidate for those sort of things.

A friend of mine donated her eggs and got 5k.

[QUOTE=asdf;17292678]Being 5 feet tall pretty much instantly disqualifies me as a good candidate for those sort of things.[/QUOTE]

Ouch.

Just remembered I can donate sperm since I go to a 4 year now.

I can't even donate blood because I don't weigh enough :(

[QUOTE=Liebensaft;17293024]Ouch.[/QUOTE]
shes like that

I also read that you have to have given birth already to donate eggs.. can anyone confirm if this is true?

ive never heard of that

[QUOTE=asdf;17294118]I can't even donate blood because I don't weigh enough :([/QUOTE]

That sucks, man. I donated blood last year and I got cookies and a tshirt,

http://www.articlesphere.com/Article/Egg-Donation-Part-1---Qualifications-for-Donors/127972

Stipulations may vary state to state though. If it's even true

lol @ current thread topic. go Wanker. most girls are evil

i've donated my moms eggs to homeless people

That's so thoughtful.

they were sunny side up

We have parakeets and they had an egg the other day, then this morning it was gone from the cage. Birds are cannibals.

Oh, and my ex-girlfriend is too short and dumb to ever be able to donate her eggs.

new regina spektor leaked, apparently

http://www.mediafire.com/?wwnoy3mjtk4

if no links are allowed, just remove it. not too sure about the filesharing links in a&i

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);17299045]they were sunny side up[/QUOTE]

I like scrambled or over-medium. I'm pretty accepting of variations though.

oh god please stop egging me on

i'm a man i can't be seen getting pregnant

No one would notice if you're fat enough.

That's true. Fat chicks can hide pregnancy for like 5 months.

there was recently an obese woman in portland who killed a pregnant woman, removed her baby and said it was hers. this was viable because she weighed 450 lbs.

also, man the shellac show was so awesome! i was like a foot from steve albini's lake of sweat and i lost some of my hearing!

Yeah, I heard about that. Such a crazy story. People are insane in Oregon.

[QUOTE=samarahah;17299339]i was like a foot from steve albini's lake of sweat and i lost some of my hearing![/QUOTE]

mission accomplished

So, um. Is anyone going to pitchfork?

i will, you

Ya. All three days. Going solo on the Friday though, cause my friends are lame. Meetupz?

I'm going.