broken steel sounds like a power metal metaphor for losing your boner

uhhh i dont know what you are talking about

[QUOTE=illmitch;17681050]broken steel sounds like a power metal metaphor for losing your boner[/QUOTE]

lol

bahaha that was a winner mitch

it's only 230, jeeeeeeeesus

Yeah it's about time for bed for me. M'Lady is coming over in less than 12 hours.

when are you leaving your other wench?

lol what my wife?

That'll be finalized around April.

phew

its so much easier to just play oblivion instead of writing up a physics lab

That's so true...

Just like it's easier to play tf2 than create a pretentious art project.

it's way easier to hit 'refresh' on the R&M page than to write papers on the philosophical relevance of history with respect to conceptions of freedom

[QUOTE=Apoc;17681129]it's way easier to hit 'refresh' on the R&M page than to write papers on the philosophical relevance of history with respect to conceptions of freedom[/QUOTE]

somehow I glanced by the word "history" in your post and read it as "twatery."

those vaginas need their freedom

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17681132]somehow I glanced by the word "history" in your post and read it as "twatery."[/QUOTE]

well now we know what dimmu has on the mind

squirrels on the head

lol not really, i already fapped like 20 minutes ago.

im in the pre-fapping stage, loaded up spankwire

I'm not familiar with spankwire

aw snap

i'm throwin in my copy of Chunky Housecall Nurses VII

Got a 2 hour seminar class on contract law at 9. Nice way to start my birthday.

oh **** I'll have to order that. Love the chunky girls.

happy birthday to ... ANTICIPATORY BREACH OF QUASI-CONTRACTUAL FOHGIWNEGADNSDLGKNSDGP

spankwire is pretty quality stuff

ive come to find that its my favorite free porn video site

eh i prefer xvideos always

I'll have to check it out. I've been using youpron for a bit recently.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17681173]eh i prefer xvideos always[/QUOTE]

this

all right everyone. it's come to this.

I have too much to do to continue browsing the dark corners of the internet. this website included. I'm turning off my wifi receiver.

have a nice night y'all

mx isnt in the dark corner...is it!?!?

Nite dude!

Why would you turn off your wi-fi receiver instead of, y'know, your CPU?

Probably has to use word processor or something.

yeah i think he has to write an essay

oh OH


(oh it's magic, you know)

yeah you idiot

SARAH! says:
lol i have something to tell you
lol
its rather embarrasing
Haz says:
i'm here sorry
went for a bike ride
SARAH! says:
its cool
Haz says:
what do you have to tell me?

SARAH! says:
lol
well lol
Haz says:
you seem to be hesitant to tell me
SARAH! says:
i was quite sexually attracted to you when we caught up the other day lol
Haz says:
sexually
thats a new one lol
SARAH! says:
well i just had the huge urge to want to have sex with you :%

anway im made a fool of myself i shall leave now lol
ttylx
Haz says:
don't leave lol
its ok
i'm curious what made you feel that way
SARAH! says:
i dont know i guess maybe the fact that you werent thinking of me in that way.
Haz says:
hmm
so the fact i wasn't thinking sexually about you
makes me sexually attractive?
SARAH! says:
i just wanted to lean over you and kiss you lol i guess the element of suprise maybe i dunno im weird

i'm trying to make sense of this

what's to make sense of? tell her to come over, have your fly open but act really disinterested.

sounds like a plan lol

we just sat and talked in a park about david bowie and ****

hit dat son

srsly dont miss the opportunity

I guess its pretty good when you don't have to do any work.

/ego