[QUOTE=Angmar;17368113]My friend had a girlfriend who would only do anal, she claimed that way she still kept her virginity, what a dumb bitch she was.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure that makes her even more of a stupid slut. Bitches are incredibly dumb, it boggles the mind.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17368113]My friend had a girlfriend who would only do anal, she claimed that way she still kept her virginity, what a dumb bitch she was.[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm serious she is probably the stupidest girl I've ever met.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17368113]My friend had a girlfriend who would only do anal, she claimed that way she still kept her virginity, what a dumb bitch she was.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I had a friend like that. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17368126]I'm serious she is probably the stupidest girl I've ever met.[/QUOTE]

tell her jizz is good for losing weight

She could use it she wasn't exactly the smallest of girls.

she was fat? lol

Her wedding night will do something like this:

Her husband: So, you're a virgin, right?

Dumbass bitch: Uh...yeah. Yeah definitely.

Her husband: Why'd you hesitate?

Dumbass bitch: Does taking it up the *** a million times count?

Her husband: *kills dumbass bitch*

Oh my god if I was ****ing her I'd change lanes without signaling it'd piss her off so much and then I'd donkey punch the **** out of her

[QUOTE=adb;17368131]she was fat? lol[/QUOTE]


Yeah she actually weighed more than him LOL

He's a good friend but the guys taste in girls is total sh[SIZE="2"]it[/SIZE]

some dudes like heavy chicks.

[QUOTE=Angmar;17368137][B]Yeah she actually weighed more than him LOL
[/B]
He's a good friend but the guys taste in girls is total sh[SIZE="2"]it[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

****ing gross.

I weigh next to nothing so [B][I][U]if [/U][/I][/B]I ever get a chick she'd probably weigh more

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17368138]some dudes like heavy chicks.[/QUOTE]


He claimed to like "more filled out girls" and would get really pissed if we called him a chubby chaser. :lol:

lol

Also he weighed about 200 pounds rofl.

oh god

[QUOTE=Angmar;17368148]He claimed to like "more filled out girls" and would get really pissed if we called him a chubby chaser. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:hahaha..awesome.

My brother is like that actually. All of his girlfriends have had the same type of body/style. "Gina" type ladies with a little extra cushion.

[QUOTE=adb;17368143]I weigh next to nothing so [B][I][U]if [/U][/I][/B]I ever get a chick she'd probably weigh more[/QUOTE]

how much you weigh?

I vary between 120 and 130 but usually on the lower end. I was with a kinda chubby chick once. Not big enough that she crushed me when she was on top, but big enough that if someone walked in they'd laugh at the irony. She gave very good head for a chick though so it made up for it

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17368157]how much you weigh?

I vary between 120 and 130 but usually on the lower end. I was with a kinda chubby chick once. Not big enough that she crushed me when she was on top, but big enough that if someone walked in they'd laugh at the irony. She gave [B]very good head for a chick t[/B]hough so it made up for it[/QUOTE]

..oh ya.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17368157]how much you weigh?

I vary between 120 and 130 but usually on the lower end. I was with a kinda chubby chick once. Not big enough that she crushed me when she was on top, but big enough that if someone walked in they'd laugh at the irony. She gave very good head for a chick though so it made up for it[/QUOTE]

I was 120 with a jacket and pants on last time I checked

I weigh like 190 pounds so no way I'll ever get a girl who weighs more lol.

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17368161]..oh ya.[/QUOTE]

I play offense and defense; I am not ashamed

dudes crush chicks at head any day

[QUOTE=Angmar;17368164]I weigh like 190 pounds so no way I'll ever get a girl who weighs more lol.[/QUOTE]

Same. I'm around 115 so there's no way I'll ever get a dude that weighs less.

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17368166]Same. I'm around 115 so there's no way I'll ever get a dude that weighs less.[/QUOTE]

:wave:

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17368165]I play offense and defense; I am not ashamed

dudes crush chicks at head any day[/QUOTE]

Makes sense.

EDIT: :wave: adb

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17368165]I play offense and defense; I am not ashamed

dudes crush chicks at head any day[/QUOTE]

cant say ive ever gotten head from a dude but it makes sense (nohomo)

i mean you know what you would like if you were getting your own dick sucked so youd know how to deliver

[QUOTE=adb;17368168]:wave:[/QUOTE]

adb is such a smooth playa

@illmitch yessir you are correct

I have a friend who is around 115. Seen here in a kilt:

[IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs105.snc1/4595_108401270843_592775843_2759886_4570194_n.jpg[/IMG]

lol he makes me look like Glenn Benton

thats kinda unfortunate

He has teeny legs.

But I guess, to honeydutch..you could probably teach anyone to give you good head, no? I guess how I figure is that if you have a nice, open line of communication with someone...you could teach them (guy or girl)?

[QUOTE=purplefeet;17368181]He has teeny legs.

But I guess, to honeydutch..you could probably teach anyone to give you good head, no? I guess how I figure is that if you have a nice, open line of communication with someone...you could teach them (guy or girl)?[/QUOTE]

Yes I suppose then again I guess any guy could teach a girl how to give good head unless they're insecure and afraid to talk about their weenie

He is skinny as f[B]u[/B]ck, he's an amazing swimmer though lol probably helps that there's nothing to him.

I'm skinny as hell also, but somewhat toned I guess

im fairly skinny but i dont exercise much so im outta shape

i gotta start gettin that exercise butt

I'm usually in decent shape during sport seasons but kinda go out of shape for the summer but idk my job is helping a bit.

i think a year of eating dorm food took a lot out of my physique

I've got a mad sexy 2-pack tbh

anywho, nodding out, must go fall asleep watching porn, bye everybody

[QUOTE=adb;17368198]I'm skinny as hell also, but somewhat toned I guess[/QUOTE]

Me too. I don't have the muscle mass to be severely defined, but toned is a good word to use.

I quit smoking a few months ago and bought a mountain bike for trails and such so I'm pretty into that now.