I have a 44% (F) in English. I think it's because I didn't do my Book Report...

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Why masturbate when you can get fat[/QUOTE]
YEAH! and then you can rub your fat against your d[color=white]i[/color]ck and it will feel SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!

[QUOTE=noneed66]Most of the good shows here fall on weekdays and local ones are on weekends.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but lately we have been getting good shows like whoa here

Ska is Dead was awesome

it was like a super skanking orgy porno party

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Yeah, try slacking off once you get to college. Not going to work. It really is worth it to build a good work ethic early on.[/QUOTE]

Yea but once your in college grades dont really matter as long as your passing. In high school you have to worrie about getting in.

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]I have a 44% (F) in English. I think it's because I didn't do my Book Report...[/QUOTE]
My english teacher is always tot busy flirting with teenage girls so we do nothing in that class, and as long as we do the homework and go to class, we get an A.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Ska is Dead was awesome

it was like a super skanking orgy porno party[/QUOTE]

Ska is Dead came here last thursday but it was 19+ i was mad.

[QUOTE=noneed66]Yea but once your in college grades dont really matter as long as your passing. In high school you have to worrie about getting in.[/QUOTE]
You will have to work much harder to get a C in college than high school.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]You will have to work much harder to get a C in college than high school.[/QUOTE]
This is true but why work until you have to. I got c's in high school and I have A's in high school because I was all punk rock and was like "Screw you Charles B. Dunnigan!"
(that person does not exist)

[QUOTE=victimofreality]You will have to work much harder to get a C in college than high school.[/QUOTE]

True but my brother is in college he maitains about a 70% and i never see him crack a book open.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]My english teacher is always tot busy flirting with teenage girls so we do nothing in that class, and as long as we do the homework and go to class, we get an A.[/QUOTE]
That's rad. My teacher is quite possibly pregnant. She always has mood swings and stuff and her belly is getting quite big, and she always threatens to call our parents from the classroom. Once she did it to this fat gothic kid and he was aruging with his mom in class, it was amusing

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]That's rad. My teacher is quite possibly pregnant. She always has mood swings and stuff and her belly is getting quite big, and she always threatens to call our parents from the classroom. Once she did it to this fat gothic kid and he was aruging with his mom in class, it was amusing[/QUOTE]
Those teachers are the best, just say something like "I SAW YOU EATING THAT FLYING FISH AND YOU KNOW IT!" in the middle of class when she threatens to do that.
Or say your parents died when you were a baby.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Go burn some churches down.[/QUOTE]Dewd, I'm Catholic...not cool.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Ska is Dead was awesome

it was like a [B]super skanking orgy porno party[/B][/QUOTE]
I want one of these

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]That's rad. My teacher is quite possibly pregnant. She always has mood swings and stuff and her belly is getting quite big, and she always threatens to call our parents from the classroom. Once she did it to this fat gothic kid and he was aruging with his mom in class, it was amusing[/QUOTE]
Haha. But no, it is not good to have a teacher like mine. Passing the APs are a major factor in spending less money to go to college. I cant pass if the teacher doesn't do his job.

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]I want one of these[/QUOTE]
You can if you buy me a plane ticket and lots of lotion

When did he say that?

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]You can if you buy me a plane ticket and lots of lotion[/QUOTE]
lol, hell no. Ill find my own super skanking porno orgy.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Dewd, I'm Catholic...not cool.[/QUOTE]
Pssh thats not posi...

She hasn't called my house yet. She always calls the African American kids houses.
kid - "nah mama, I was just doing mah beat in class"
and I swear you can hear the kids mom on the phone all the way across the room saying "not uh Deshauntay, right when you get home i'm going to whoop you *** boy"

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]She hasn't called my house yet. She always calls the African American kids houses.
kid - "nah mama, I was just doing mah beat in class"
and I swear you can hear the kids mom on the phone all the way across the room saying "not uh Deshauntay, right when you get home i'm going to whoop you *** boy"[/QUOTE]
Where the **** do you live? South?

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]This is true but why work until you have to. I got c's in high school and I have A's in high school because I was all punk rock and was like "Screw you Charles B. Dunnigan!"
(that person does not exist)[/QUOTE]
Not everyone is going to be able to wake up on the first day of college and say "I am going to be motivated today." I realize that I probably sound like a counselor when I say that it is best to get good study habits early, but they DID go to college and know what it is like.

My mom tries to force Christianity down my throat. Like one time we were burning ants with a magniflying glass and she told me I wasn't going to make it to heaven

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]She hasn't called my house yet. She always calls the African American kids houses.
kid - "nah mama, I was just doing mah beat in class"
and I swear you can hear the kids mom on the phone all the way across the room saying "not uh Deshauntay, right when you get home i'm going to whoop you *** boy"[/QUOTE]
funny stuff

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Haha. But no, it is not good to have a teacher like mine. Passing the APs are a major factor in spending less money to go to college. I cant pass if the teacher doesn't do his job.[/QUOTE]
No it's not, pay 800 bucks for a community college and get the same education for your first 2 years (getting the scholarships in the meantime) and THEN get specialized at a university.
A lot of colleges do not even allow AP classes to transfer because they are losing too much money. A lot of counselors and teachers at H.S. are full of crap.

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]Where the **** do you live? South?[/QUOTE]
Ha. California

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]My mom tries to force Christianity down my throat. Like one time we were burning ants with a magniflying glass and she told me I wasn't going to make it to heaven[/QUOTE]
Aetheist here, recently changed from christianity. After I realized how stupid it is. :thumb:

[QUOTE=shane italian]Dewd, I'm Catholic...not cool.[/QUOTE]
Cathilc.... dude, what a lousy punk. Fight the system man!

I'm mormon.

I have never really had a religion.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Cathilc.... dude, what a lousy punk. Fight the system man!

I'm mormon.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha that sucks

I'm Catholic also... but we never go to church