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RCA 07-15-2005 10:43 PM

/me still hasn't seen Team America

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-15-2005 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=Ray]Best show ever? Let's not go too far.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ray]Best show ever? Let's not go too far.[/QUOTE]

Zomg, Jamais Vu. :-/

Anyway, I think that Comedy Central Presents is my favorite show atm. It's a good variety of good clean standup, and then a couple guys that get pwn'd by the cuss filter. :p

Kurtz 07-15-2005 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Best show ever? Let's not go too far.[/QUOTE]

It's the best show on Fox, that's for d[size=2]a[/size]mn sure.

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-15-2005 10:45 PM

Umm, what about That Seventies Show?

That show is halarious. :p Fez should be a sex symbol for all foreign exchange students around the world.

RCA 07-15-2005 10:46 PM

Yeah, CCP has been great lately. I think Pablo Francisco and Dane Cook are my favorites from there.

EDIT: Forgot Mitch Hedburg. :eek:

Kurtz 07-15-2005 10:46 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]That show is halarious. :p Fez should be a sex symbol for all foreign exchange students around the world.[/QUOTE]
It was good, but not near Family Guy.

The only shows on Fox just as good are The Simpsons [sometimes] and 24.

Illmatic 07-15-2005 10:47 PM

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]It's the best show on Fox, that's for d[size=2]a[/size]mn sure.[/QUOTE]

24 is better.

ATM 07-15-2005 10:48 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Zomg, Jamais Vu. :-/

Anyway, I think that Comedy Central Presents is my favorite show atm. It's a good variety of good clean standup, and then a couple guys that get pwn'd by the cuss filter. :p[/QUOTE]

Most of those comedians aren't very funny.

Chris Rock > all of them

Kurtz 07-15-2005 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]24 is better.[/QUOTE]
I said 24, but there it isn't on now, thus FG takes the cake [for now].

Illmatic 07-15-2005 10:50 PM

Comedy Central Presents trots out mediocre comic after mediocre comic...the only ones that I really liked were Lewis Black and Dimitiri Martin, and Black obviously was established before CCP.

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-15-2005 10:51 PM

[QUOTE=Dragunov]Yeah, CCP has been great lately. I think Pablo Francisco and Dane Cook are my favorites from there.

EDIT: Forgot Mitch Hedburg. :eek:[/QUOTE]

Mitch Hedberg owns them all. :p I always forget the funny ones, but the guy from King of Queens(not the main guy) was pretty funny.

Kurtz 07-15-2005 10:53 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Comedy Central Presents trots out mediocre comic after mediocre comic...the only ones that I really liked were Lewis Black and Dimitiri Martin, and Black obviously was established before CCP.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, I NEED to see Lewis Black next time he tours around here.

That dude is pure GOLD. I mean he's f[size=2]u[/size]ckin' Fort Knox.

ATM 07-15-2005 10:53 PM

My sister saw that white guy from that Chappele's show skit, "Mad Real World" or whatever. She said he was descent.

RCA 07-15-2005 10:53 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Comedy Central Presents trots out mediocre comic after mediocre comic...the only ones that I really liked were Lewis Black and Dimitiri Martin, and Black obviously was established before CCP.[/QUOTE]

Those two are also great. I saw Lewis Black on HBO last night, and one of his jokes is probably the funniest ever.

Lunch 07-15-2005 10:53 PM

"The last time I called shotgun, we had rented a limo. I fu[SIZE=2]ck[/SIZE]ed up."

:lol:

Illmatic 07-15-2005 10:54 PM

Am I the only person here who isn't a very big fan of Mitch Hedberg? He can be funny, but he isn't a "OMFGZ HE IS THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER!" comic

[QUOTE]Those two are also great. I saw Lewis Black on HBO last night, and one of his jokes is probably the funniest ever.[/QUOTE]

Which one?

Kurtz 07-15-2005 10:55 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Am I the only person here who isn't a very big fan of Mitch Hedberg? He can be funny, but he isn't a "OMFGZ HE IS THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER!" comic[/QUOTE]
He's really funny, and one of the funniest on CCP.

People need to understand that Bill Hicks is the funniest.

Lunch 07-15-2005 10:55 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Am I the only person here who isn't a very big fan of Mitch Hedberg? He can be funny, but he isn't a "OMFGZ HE IS THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER!" comic[/QUOTE]

I don't this he's the funniest ever, but he's great.

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-15-2005 10:56 PM

Hedberg's material isn't the funniest stuff, but man, his whole persona is just...I dunno, it's great.

EDIT: Dammit, I wanna hear some Bill Hicks. I almost bought Arizona Bay, but then I thought "wtf would I buy a 15 comedy cd for?"

Illmatic 07-15-2005 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]He's really funny, and one of the funniest on CCP.

People need to understand that Bill Hicks is the funniest.[/QUOTE]

Hicks, Pryor, Carlin, Black, Rock

Those are my top 5

RCA 07-15-2005 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Which one?[/QUOTE]

"They need to scrap the current codes for homeland security. There needs to be just three levels of that: JESUS CHRIST! GOD DAMMIT! and F[size=2]U[/size]CK ME!!!

:lollercide:

Carlin is another favorite of mine.

Illmatic 07-15-2005 10:59 PM

[QUOTE=Dragunov]"They need to scrap the current codes for homeland security. There needs to be just three levels of that: JESUS CHRIST! GOD DAMMIT! and F[size=2]U[/size]CK ME!!!

:lollercide:

Carlin is another favorite of mine.[/QUOTE]

That's a da[size=2]mn great joke[/size]...I saw him on the Rules of Enragement tour and he blew the house down...I also have the CD "The Rules of Enragement", which was recorded during a show in Minnesota...it's pretty funny, the first few tracks he just rips on Minnesota for being too cold.

Kurtz 07-15-2005 10:59 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hicks, Pryor, Carlin, Black, Rock

Those are my top 5[/QUOTE]
Hicks
Bruce
Dangerfield
Kinison
Carlin

Lunch 07-15-2005 11:00 PM

My favorite Black segment is the one about the stupidest thing you've ever heard.

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

RCA 07-15-2005 11:01 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]That's a da[size=2]mn great joke[/size]...I saw him on the Rules of Enragement tour and he blew the house down...I also have the CD "The Rules of Enragement", which was recorded during a show in Minnesota...it's pretty funny, the first few tracks he just rips on Minnesota for being too cold.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'm definitely going to have to pick that up.

I don't know if you saw my post from like an hour ago, but how about that Yanks/Sox game where we completely pwned the Yankees 17-1?

Illmatic 07-15-2005 11:02 PM

[QUOTE=RCA]I don't know if you saw my post from like an hour ago, but how about that Yanks/Sox game where we completely pwned the Yankees?[/QUOTE]

I didn't get to see it :( From what I read/saw/heard it was great, though. I want to see Trot's inside-the-park-HR.

Black's delivery/persona is right up there with Hicks and old-school Carlin for the best ever.

RCA 07-15-2005 11:06 PM

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I didn't get to see it :( From what I read/saw/heard it was great, though. I want to see Trot's inside-the-park-HR.

Black's delivery/persona is right up there with Hicks and old-school Carlin for the best ever.[/QUOTE]

Oh man, catch Sportcenter tommorow morning.

I'm out, need sleep.

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-15-2005 11:09 PM

What about Ellen Degeneres.

[size=1]As part of code 401, we must support all minorities, including lesbians[/size]

She's actually quite funny to me. :shrug:

Lunch 07-15-2005 11:10 PM

I tried to watch some of her standup, and she spent half the time talking about coming out of the closet and etc, and that was just lame to me.

Sort of like Ant, whose whole act is based on "I'm Gay! LOL!".

Dr. Jake Destructo 07-15-2005 11:20 PM

"I can put a lisp on the word Cracker.



th"


stfu gay n00b. Yeah, Ant sucks.


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