Me gusta comida de mexico.

Hey Jake I learned a cool fact about farmers today....

When the country of the USA first became a nation the percentage of occupations in the country was 96% farmers. Now it's 2%.

Jake is rare.

[QUOTE=Sliptallica]Me gusta comida de mexico.[/QUOTE]
I just had some. Chicken and cheese enchiladas mmmmmmmmmmmmmmahhh

I do get a fair amount of mudslides from it though.

[QUOTE=Sliptallica]Me gusta comida de mexico.[/QUOTE]

La comida, pinche omnibus.

:lol:

Moses- The percentage of farmers who own computers is even more impressive. 0.0000293% is my estimate. :p

[QUOTE=Moses]You should give us an audio of one of your burps....[/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=5&url=http%3A//www.vindjehetergalsikinjegezicht.com/&ei=OKwKQ47LJ6iCao62haEO]Here's a rough idea[/url] of what it sounded like.
;)

Did they ever find out who the main user was for SONORKEN_IS_GAY?

Ken did an IP scan, and he did find the guy, I think..I left right when he IM'd me that he found out, though.

I just arrived home from Cedar Point. I am feeling dizzy and exhausted.

omnibus- What did you do there?

EDIT: I meant magicbus, I swear!

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]omnibus- What did you do there?

EDIT: I meant magicbus, I swear![/QUOTE]

I mostly went on a lot of rollercoasters, but then there was the part where I ate some bad food at a buffet style restaurant and was feeling sick for a while.

Now my legs are dying from walking around the park all day, and my head is spinning from all the twists and turns on the rides. So I'm actually going to go to bed now. Later MX/Jake :wave:

Wahah, I love laying down after a long day of rollercoastering. You get that extreme falling sensation you get when you first start to drop off the peak of the coaster. It's almost as fun as the rides themselves. :lol: G'night.

Wow, I was away at Dorney all day, so I actually just got done with a day of "rollercoastering" and yeah, Jake, that falling sensation is the orgasm of the ride.

What's the name of the song used in the UK advert for the new Nissan pickup truck?

The "Respect" one?

I'm back!


My harddrive has been replaced and I'm back in action. Also, the computer guy managed to save a little part of my files, by... putting it in the freezer. :\ Apparently, the cold contracts the burned down and broken harddrive for a little while, making it work for a few minutes, so that he could save a few files.

Yay!

Good to have you back, noobler.

How bigs your HD now?

I need a way bigger hard drive. Mine is only 20gig. I've only got about 2.5 left :(

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]I need a way bigger hard drive. Mine is only 20gig. I've only got about 2.5 left :([/QUOTE]

mine is even smaller (18.6 G) and there's 1.60 G left. I suppose I have to start deleting things :(

I need to get rid of teh pr0n >_>

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I'm back!


My harddrive has been replaced and I'm back in action. Also, the computer guy managed to save a little part of my files, by... putting it in the freezer. :\ Apparently, the cold contracts the burned down and broken harddrive for a little while, making it work for a few minutes, so that he could save a few files.

Yay![/QUOTE]
How'd Mr. Exam go?

Welcome back Peer.

So, my friend had this huge field party last night with a couple bands, and I got really wasted and slept in my car.

Summary++

Goodness ++

Im getting wasted on Thursday (at a lobster and steak resturaunt, huzzah! Its because i get my results Thursday), Friday because of obvious partying and Saturday because of moooore partying.

Got a second interview at bestbuy today, wooo.

Ill let you fellas know how it goes

I just woke up. I'm so bored.

[QUOTE=Unstable Mind]I just woke up. I'm so bored.[/QUOTE]
I think you know the unconditional solution.

Well that interview went well enough, gonna have a third and final one next week, followed by a drug test. I have been clean for about a week, but thats not exactly enough. Gonna go to GNC or a vitamin shop of some sort to get some sort of system cleaners, and spend a week rigorously flushing out my system. After all, i do smoke a lot of pot (althuogh since i have returned home to the states ive probably only been high like 6 or 7 days, so its probably not as heavily concentrated in my system as it was 2 months ago).

If anyone else knows any crazy ways to clear out a system fast, ill gladly hear em.

Blood transfussion of some kind.

You still have another week? As some people may remember, I had a drug-test dilemma not too long ago, after only a week since smoking. Luckily I hadn't smoked very much and I was able to pass the test just by drinking a lot of water for a few days.

Or at GNC you can pay upwards of $30 for Detox or something like that which cleans out your system. I don't know much about it though.

[QUOTE=Lunch]You still have another week? As some people may remember, I had a drug-test dilemma not too long ago, after only a week since smoking. Luckily I hadn't smoked very much and I was able to pass the test just by drinking a lot of water for a few days.

Or at GNC you can pay upwards of $30 for Detox or something like that which cleans out your system. I don't know much about it though.[/QUOTE]

Yes, i was going to get that, my roommate used to work at a GNC, its 25 he said for a one week cleaner. Gonna get it to be safe.

The problem is when i have smoked in this last month, it has been massive amounts (i.e. 1.5 grams of weed rolled into a blunt only shared between 3 people). The detox, plus drinking a fair bit of water should be well enough i think. Gonna get some multivitamins too, but i should have them anyway because vitamins are good for you.

A friend of mine also told me to eat a lot of red meat, because it keeps the creatine levels in the blood supersaturated which normally get diluted when you drink a lot of water and can indicate to some people that youre trying to circumvent a drug test. But that will have absolutely no affect on my daily life because Beef = godly.

That it is.

So im going to a steak and lobster resturaunt on Thursday to celebrate my GCSE's (Its booked already, so it doesn't matter if i do crap). Should i get a phat steak or a lobster?

Taking all votes.

How bout both?

Otherwise I'd probably go Steak.

I haven't lobster in ages, thats whats drawing me to that side.

Have both.

Steak is better though.

I had a really nice New York strip steak in this Mexican resturaunt in Lanzerote. Plus we got free tequila after.

What's the legal drinking age where you are, Joe?

21 here. Gay.

Lunch- Nothing like the good ol' back seat of a Tercel, amirite?

18. Im 16, and generally go to clubs and pubs every week. Its pretty easy to get into places, as long as your tall enough.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Lunch- Nothing like the good ol' back seat of a Tercel, amirite?[/QUOTE]

Oh yea, it's truly unique. I'd rather have slept on a rock. Probably the most uncomfortable experience in my life.

It's fairly easy to get alcohol if you want it, but lately, I know a couple people who have gotten busted for buying alcohol at certain mini-marts. :p They have this new program where the police hire underage kids and try to go and buy alcohol from places. If the place sells it to them, then the store is screwed. There's a lot more to it than that, but thats the basic idea.

[QUOTE=Arucard]18. Im 16, and generally go to clubs and pubs every week. Its pretty easy to get into places, as long as your tall enough.[/QUOTE]
Where do you live? England, Ireland?

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]What's the legal drinking age where you are, Joe?

21 here. Gay. [/QUOTE]

It wouldn't be 21 if retards didn't insist on driving while they were drunk off their rocker.

Truth. I don't understand how Americans get to drive when their 16, yet not drink till their 21.

And i live in England, drinking is a massive culture here.