i suppose it's every women's civic duty. :lol:

So I bought a new chair today. Big wooden office chair. Hope I dont break this one :upset:

does it have wheels?

I just realised nakedness, leather chairs and warm rooms dont go too well together

lol

C[I]o[/I]ckofskis gettin horny. He told me so.

hell yea phil...

He told me he wants to sodomise pespi.

Oh man, I REALLY want to write a report on something of my choice.

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]He told me he wants to sodomise pespi.[/QUOTE]
Well...okay.
But [U][B]NO[/B][/U] bareback!

yay!

**strips down to frilly red thong**

Ooooh.
Kinky.


Wait...The last time I was involved with anal sex on MX Barbie left!
No!

lol

dont run biatch... or i'll have to tie you down :P

[QUOTE='[your name here]']does it have wheels?[/QUOTE]
Yeah but they looks a lot better then the ones I broke.

That just turned me on even more.


I need to go play my sax.

you can play while i penetrate ;)

sax sounds like sex eh?

[quote=Corkofski]yay!

**strips down to frilly red thong**[/quote]

Disturbing

Haha gay boy pulled a dyke, ironic?

[quote=Futuro]Yeah but they looks a lot better then the ones I broke.[/quote]

i always wanted to put a nice leather recliner on wheels and tie to the back of a car and go for a nice ride.

lol

just cos youre too damn ugly to pull anyone other than straight gals...

When I called the shop about a tenor sax, I accidentally said sex instead.
God.
I was blushing like a mofo.

[quote=Corkofski]lol

just cos youre too damn ugly to pull anyone other than straight gals...[/quote]

Ive had plenty of lads comin onto me :-/

Only because you've got utterly f[B]u[/B]ckable lips.

Scuse me?

S'what my grandpap said.



I go through deoderant like hell. :/

if you grandad said that to you...

Ew...

you said it!

lol,

my ex lead singer is threatening me because i deleted the band myspace which is registered in my name


lol

My mate (female mate) threatened to as[I]s[/I] rape me :(

She a feisty one eh?

:( eek

It's not so bad.

Should I wear moccasins or sneakers to wal-mart?

[QUOTE]Should I wear moccasins or sneakers to wal-mart?[/QUOTE]Moccasins! Those are awsome. Get a big headress too.

Yes, so I can look like an indian who pickled in a vat of bleach.

[QUOTE=Pespi]Yes, so I can look like an indian who pickled in a vat of bleach.[/QUOTE]
HAHA. Thats why I have to leave my shirt on. :cool: I have a farmers tan so bad.

At least you get a tan. I, on the other hand, stay pale no matter what.

I'm hawt...apparently

Walmart is great for trying out new costumes. On a trip to walmart yesterday, me and my friend wore ninja masks. I've never seen the store manager come out before.