the ratio of gorgeous broads to dudes in this city is astronomical but somehow that makes it even more intimidating

i live in wigger town

any good looking girl is already with a guy with a wifebeater on and a fleur-de-lis tatted on his neck

I never had much luck meeting girls at bars and "going out" type situations, all the luck I used to get was mostly from meeting girls in class or at house parties and stuff, much easier venues for approaching girls since you usually have something you can go off of instead of just "how you doin"

I'm terrible with girls, but I think one of my problems is also that I tend to only be attracted to the ones that are out of my league. The last girl I asked out enthusiastically said yes and then sort of subtly back-pedalled out of actually going out three times.

A while ago, someone from college seemed to come on to me, but I tried to pretend I didn't notice because I wasn't into her.

same as a lot of you guys
then one day met a girl i liked enough to make a move
got shot down

never again

I think my problem is I always have this confused look like I just appeared out of nowhere and don't know why I'm standing there

i give the wrong impresson

whenever i meet people they end up saying how they thought i looked like a maniac but then realised im a nice person

the real maniacs are usually nice most of the time

[QUOTE=Stevie;18892480]same as a lot of you guys
then one day met a girl i liked enough to make a move
got shot down

never again[/QUOTE]lol biggest dive i ever took was when i was like 18 and decided i could ask out that one girl i've liked since i was like 14 and basically used as a standard to judge girls

i was like uh i really like you and she was like "..........yeah no" and i was like oh alright sorry

i made the unthinkable error of doing this when she was giving me a ride somewhere so instead of being able to walk away we both had to sit next to eac other for the next fifteen minutes , classic moment

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18892500]lol biggest dive i ever took was when i was like 18 and decided i could ask out that one girl i've liked since i was like 14 and basically used as a standard to judge girls

i was like uh i really like you and she was like "..........yeah no" and i was like oh alright sorry

i made the unthinkable error of doing this when she was giving me a ride somewhere so instead of being able to walk away we both had to sit next to eac other for the next fifteen minutes , classic moment[/QUOTE]

haha

[QUOTE=Stevie;18892490]i give the wrong impresson

whenever i meet people they end up saying how they thought i looked like a maniac but then realised im a nice person[/QUOTE]

Hah, yeah I've had people say that to me twice or so.


[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18892500]lol biggest dive i ever took was when i was like 18 and decided i could ask out that one girl i've liked since i was like 14 and basically used as a standard to judge girls

i was like uh i really like you and she was like "..........yeah no" and i was like oh alright sorry

i made the unthinkable error of doing this when she was giving me a ride somewhere so instead of being able to walk away we both had to sit next to eac other for the next fifteen minutes , classic moment[/QUOTE]

Such a Jaundice post lol

i did that once too but I made sure to wait until the end of the ride

idk if it made it three times as awkward or not

try not giving a fuck

I don't anymore. have no problems talking to women like I used to

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18892484]I think my problem is I always have this confused look like I just appeared out of nowhere and don't know why I'm standing there[/QUOTE]

loooooooooool

[QUOTE=Stevie;18892480]same as a lot of you guys
then one day met a girl i liked enough to make a move
got shot down

never again[/QUOTE]

got to keep trying man


no such thing as defeat in this area, just a learning experience

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18892588]try not giving a fuck[/QUOTE]

this guy has it right

EDIT: that's why xanax is perfect for this sort of thing because you give even less of a fuck about everything while on it

had no idea people on a music forum had trouble with girls, total shock

I've liked girl elim since november but have only seen her once in that period

she let me like kiss her for a while on the lips/neck area but didn't really do anything except occasionally make a kitty kat "mew" sound

that was the last time I had female contact

that sound coming out of a girl = heart melted

yeah dawg, she's the cutest girl tbh

like if all white girls looked like her hnnnnnnnng

is she cool? like, can you talk to her for more than ten minutes without wanting to slam your head into a wall?

idk i rarely talk to her, its mostly fb comments on statuses n shit but she's p much hilarious

I've given up on girls , might try again in 2013 but i need time to recover from a genuinely confusing string of friend zone experiences

alex, you need to take charge

yeah im working on this master plan to abolish my awkward pop tendencies so i can function in real life but its gonna be an uphill battle

lol, good luck with that, bro

i figure laying off the cough pills and getting some exercise is a good place to start , will cross other bridges when i get there

i used to be socially awkward then i stopped

idk, those sound like two good places to start

EDIT @ liam: lol yeah right

i remember magically making myself outgoing for a little while a few months ago, but looking back im pretty sure i was being an ass and people probably thought i was going nuts

this was during that whole "dblitz and haz are stealing my music and selling it in war torn countries" thing that i facepalm every time i think about

being socially functional is dumb

says the

thats the joke dingus

thats the

sweet berry wine

You're supposed to spit it, out but no way, Jose, this stuff tastes like fruit!

lol

i dunno. . you can't let chicks get down. to me the best way of getting over a broad is getting under another one. Sure some people will say that i'm just a pig and yadda yadda. .but really, why the fuck wait around? Most people look for love or have the idea of the perfect relationship, and they figure if they hold out, or take a break or change themselves that the next one is gonna work. It's not like that.

All your bad experiences are learning experiences and the next relationship is not always gonna be better than the last. Sometimes it could be worse. Can't ever stop though. If you break up with a girl and you just so happen to meet a really cool chick the next day and you don't trust your gut and go after it. . you may have just missed the love of your life. Im with a girl now who is amazing, and I met her before I was even officially broke off with my ex of 2 years. I was sad. Laid low for a week and then just called the girl. It's been great since.

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there you have it, two pollacks at a camp fire (i'm on the left, head in hand)

looks kvlt