fuck off nate

mappy is cool

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18891179]buzzing my hair tomorrow[/QUOTE]

Heil.

[QUOTE=blockhead;18891218]21 or 22[/QUOTE]

good lord

luc i'm coming to philly, bro

and no not so you can have sex with me

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18891199]who cares tbh?[/QUOTE]

virgin post

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18891198]yeah man but yougotta understand [I]he was homeschooled[/I][/QUOTE]

didn't see this until now lolz

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18891511]virgin post[/QUOTE]

virgin post

pirgin vost

you guys dont realize if i meet the gaze of a cute girl i cant even smile at her i look away almost instantly. my natural reaction

also i dont think you realize how little female interaction past friends talking i have actually had

pretty much zero, never had a girlfriend, havent even really kissed a girl for real, i have no idea if a girl has even liked me. i might as well be 10 i literally have no idea what im doing in this area of my life.

the idea of taking the plunge and making some sort of move absolutely terrifies me, id rather be shot i think

yeah but dude the worst that can happen is the girl says "no" and then its like "alright"

no shit

somehow rationality doesn't really factor into my thought process in that particular moment

yeah im a total coward around girls too but you gotta get over dat1

wow your advice has enlightened me. now i know what to do. i need to get over my fear.

thanks gonna go out and bang some chick now

most of the time i just have no interest in listening to them talk about anything. just wish there was a fast forward button on their chest or something so i could skip to where i was banging them.

[QUOTE=publicastration;18891732]wow your advice has enlightened me. now i know what to do. i need to get over my fear.

thanks gonna go out and bang some chick now[/QUOTE]

yo why you being a dick son?

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18891422]good lord

luc i'm coming to philly, bro

and no not so you can have sex with me[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18891734]yo why you being a dick son?[/QUOTE]

u know ilu bro

but after hearing the same "advice" a thousand times its just frustrating because it literally doesn't help at all

if its any consolation its advice i need to take heed to as well

oh you're one of [I]those[/I] types

dish it out but cant take it


[SIZE="1"]please tell me you take it all the time[/SIZE]

knowing what i need to do and actually doing it are two different things

not to mention the issue with even meeting girls as well. its rare that i can even get to the stage where we trade numbers and start talking and hanging out more, and literally every girl that ive gotten to that point with has friendzoned me (probably my fault) and then after a few months of the friendship being awkward and torturous for me where i knew i had blew any tiny chance i might have had, dropped off the face of the earth

are you generally a nice guy?

i guess

are you trying to find someone to be with for long term or just get the deed done?

i dont even know if i care any more im so starved for any sort of female attention at this point

yeah well you absolutely cannot let that show. its super easy to tell when guys are desperate. if you're just looking to get the deed done then honestly get a few drinks in you and start approaching girls, dont even think about getting in their pants until they start giving you play. if one of them is giving you the hints that they aren't vibing on you then just walk away in the middle of conversation.
and i've (personally) found the more straight forward i am with topics the more receptive they are to just about anything that comes out of my mouth as long as i sound confident about something

im sure you've heard it all before just dont let the desperateness for attention translate into conversation, its easy to let it sometimes.

i mean i dont think i do, if im having a conversation im having a conversation....

but having a conversation is also a problem for me...

i also have no clue how to read hints

like i said i might as well be a toddler in this regard

i can relate on that one. like i said earlier. i cant relate to anything women say anymore, and I pretty much become disinterested and disengage from the conversation really quickly.

i have problems with it too though, especially lately since I haven't been trying to get laid at all I almost forgot how to approach people in general, especially women. But if I'm drinking that doesn't seem to be a problem.

i just need to find new groups of girls to hang out with cuz im sick of the ones i hang out with now

which is why im glad im going to grad school at a completely different place

[QUOTE=publicastration;18891722]you guys dont realize if i meet the gaze of a cute girl i cant even smile at her i look away almost instantly. my natural reaction

also i dont think you realize how little female interaction past friends talking i have actually had

pretty much zero, never had a girlfriend, havent even really kissed a girl for real, i have no idea if a girl has even liked me. i might as well be 10 i literally have no idea what im doing in this area of my life.

the idea of taking the plunge and making some sort of move absolutely terrifies me, id rather be shot i think[/QUOTE]

Everyone is like that when they haven't done any thing with a girl bro. When I first started hooking up with girls I was really anxious about it too. Everyone worries they are going to fuck up and make an ass out of themselves. You just have to go for it bro.

You can do it Ethan. If you can't believe in yourself, then believe in the me that believes in you.

i mean, christ, bro, even brent has (allegedly) done shit with a girl

he would still be a virgin if he had any kind of standards dude

lol, true enough but still

Just stop being a pussy and make a move next time bro. You don't want to be a virgin your whole life do you?

I have faith in you. If you can't have faith in yourself, have faith in me. Believe in the sam that believes in you.

maybe it'd easier for you if you just use a vibrator on her instead of your own dick?

i heard it helped adb

I'm trying to force myself to not care about this at all hopefully ill just turn asexual

1) show up to a party already drunk

2) pull out your dick

3) wait for the fish to bite

You're in a band and in shape now. you're not a bad looking guy just fake being confident and make a move on some bitch at one of your shows it will be easy. Come on man at least try.

eh still not quite in shape i have very little muscle tone so i dont look good under a shirt atm

plus have some hair on my back, its not even that much but its something i reallly hate

should still lose 20 pounds

i need to stop being lazy and do pushups and crunches at least but I dont even have motivation to considering how darkly i view my future with girls

honestly just start being a dick and you'll get play from someone, and just be drunk whenever it happens you'll know what to do

lol

[QUOTE=publicastration;18891722]

pretty much zero, never had a girlfriend, havent even really kissed a girl for real, [/QUOTE]

jesus christ

i dont know how you've never had a pretty decent girl magically come on to you for no reason because everyone's wasted , you seem to be involved in a drinking/stoner crowd

its hppened to me a few times although i never really railed them