[QUOTE=chumpradio]I always thought it had something to do with KY sex jelly. :cool:[/QUOTE]

:lol: :rolleyes:

Trust you Chris.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]Because I want to Kiss You :-*[/QUOTE]
:naughty:

i actually thought it had something to do with sex jelly aswel :lol:

[QUOTE=tsl_ste]:naughty:

i actually thought it had something to do with sex jelly aswel :lol:[/QUOTE]

The album I was named after had the last two letters capitalized. I have no idea why.

eww, my girlfriends mum went shopping, and when she was putting all the stuff away i helped, and i picked up a new pot of KY sx jelly she had bought.

eeeeeew :upset:

nasty

[QUOTE=tsl_ste]eww, my girlfriends mum went shopping, and when she was putting all the stuff away i helped, and i picked up a new pot of KY sx jelly she had bought.

eeeeeew :upset:[/QUOTE]

Maybe she bought it for you?

Maybe she's trying to make a slip-n-slide without using water. [SIZE=1]In her VERGINA!!![/SIZE]

[QUOTE=tsl_ste]eww, my girlfriends mum went shopping, and when she was putting all the stuff away i helped, and i picked up a new pot of KY sx jelly she had bought.

eeeeeew :upset:[/QUOTE]
I was looking through my bathroom closet, and I found a tub of lube. :upset:
I also found some when looking for money by my mum and dads bed.
I felt sick. :upset:

[QUOTE=chumpradio]I was looking through my bathroom closet, and I found a tub of lube. :upset:
I also found some when looking for money by my mum and dads bed.
I felt sick. :upset:[/QUOTE]

i've never found anything like that, but i never really looked.

[QUOTE=chumpradio]I was looking through my bathroom closet, and I found a tub of lube. :upset:
I also found some when looking for money by my mum and dads bed.
I felt sick. :upset:[/QUOTE]

You know what would be far worse than that?

Finding an [I]empty[/I] bottle of KY in your parents bedroom :thumb:

[QUOTE=tsl_ste]eww, my girlfriends mum went shopping, and when she was putting all the stuff away i helped, and i picked up a new pot of KY sx jelly she had bought.

eeeeeew :upset:[/QUOTE]
:lol:

I hate when my mum talks about sex, its so terrible

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]You know what would be far worse than that?

Finding an [I]empty[/I] bottle of KY in your parents bedroom :thumb:[/QUOTE]
Or a big dildo covered in KY. :upset:

am i the only one that got the "talk" by their mom?

I remember I got back from a party once, when I got home, the first conversation went like this:

Mum: You ok?
Me: Yeah
Mum: Who was there?
Me: Butler, Siobhan, Stacy
Mum: Hope you didnt get anyone pregnant
Me: :eek: x500

[quote=Dooku]am i the only one that got the "talk" by their mom?[/quote]
Yes

My mum has occassionally said stuff like that to me, but I've never had a proper discussion about sex...yet.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]You know what would be far worse than that?

Finding an [I]empty[/I] bottle of KY in your parents bedroom :thumb:[/QUOTE]
you know whats worse? my girlfriend went into her mums room one night when we got home, and at the end of the bed saw a huge strap on.

they never noticed it was there, she talked, came out, and freaked out.

[QUOTE=tsl_ste]you know whats worse? my girlfriend went into her mums room one night when we got home, and at the end of the bed saw a huge strap on.

they never noticed it was there, she talked, came out, and freaked out.[/QUOTE]
Thats pretty F'ed up

[QUOTE=Dookie56]am i the only one that got the "talk" by their mom?[/QUOTE]
my mum told me everything was natural, and if i ever felt the need to jerk of, to do it in the bathroom.

My mum just said "I'm not going to ask" repeatedly when she was washing my sheets. :cool:

either my mom doesn't say anything or i'm good but i've never got caught

hahahaha. oh, the best was when my mum was washing my pants, and emptyied my pockets and found a condom wrapper.

My best was were my brother was on the toilet for ages, obviously jerking off, and my dad just pretty much said "For fu[b][i][/b][/i]cks sake, get a fu[b][i][/b][/i]cking girlfriend, or just fu[b][i][/b][/i]cking do it in your own room in front of the computer".

:lol:

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]I remember I got back from a party once, when I got home, the first conversation went like this:

Mum: You ok?
Me: Yeah
Mum: Who was there?
Me: Butler, Siobhan, Stacy
Mum: Hope you didnt get anyone pregnant
Me: :eek: x500


Yes[/QUOTE]
Loz, u forgot harriet..

Ive justr got home from tehy the pub, so excuse my speling, my frinds made me get drunks.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Loz, u forgot harriet..[/QUOTE]
No I didnt...

You did :naughty:

She wasnt there...:naughty:

:lol:

my mum talks openly about [b]my[/b] sex life. it's so anoying, but cool that i know i can talk to her if i need to.

My mum pisses me off.

/Mum kisses her boyfreind.
Me - Will you stop that its sick.
Mum - shut up, just 'cause your not geting any.
Me - :upset:

Dude, I've got a full on robot chubby. :D

[QUOTE=chumpradio]Dude, I've got a full on robot chubby. :D[/QUOTE]
:confused: ........ :eek:........... ;)

My friend found a dildo in his stepdad's garage. :naughty:

is "robot chubby" slang for a stiffy?

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]My friend found a dildo in his stepdad's garage. :naughty:[/QUOTE]
So, I guess he wasnt fixing the car then...

It's on Bill and Ted.
Evil Robot Ted says it when he see's Bill and Ted's girlfriends.
I love the saying. :D

[QUOTE=chumpradio]It's on Bill and Ted.
Evil Robot Ted says it when he see's Bill and Ted's girlfriends.
I love the saying. :D[/QUOTE]
We used to be puss-weeds, but now we're metal. So get over here and put out!

Ahh. Good old evil robot us-es. :cool:

BILL AND TED!

\m/


haha, that film pwns.

Amazing film. It's my favourite film ever, except the first Waynes World.

Oh yeah :cool:


Wayne's World pwns too. My brothers used to watch those two films non-stop when I was a kid, so I've grown up loving them.

So, I watched the Family Guy movie today.











I said it earlier but no one commented, and I'm very proud. :upset:

Kif said it sucked.