The second one is amusing, but the the Russian one is pretty much tight as hell.

I like the guy hanging from the street light in the background.

[QUOTE=User Name;13497317]Is a movie good for a first date you think?
How about Saw 3?[/QUOTE]

The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.

Byyye, Brad!

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE]

Good call.

Movies are good though because it's dark, and I'm pretty homely.

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE]

This is true!

Dinner and a walk ftw!

I think going to the cinema with dates is weird unless you have been dating for a while. There isn't really anytime to communicate between each other except before and after.

Before you know it, two and a half hours have gone by@

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE]

+1 Go to dinner then a movie:naughty:

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE]

Unless you're communicating in* tongues.



*with


:naughty:

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE]

I think he just wants her to be scared and all over him. :p

"Yes... I'll hold you close."



:naughty:

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13497350]This is true!

Dinner and a walk ftw!

I think going to the cinema with dates is weird unless you have been dating for a while. There isn't really anytime to communicate between each other except before and after.

Before you know it, two and a half hours have gone by@[/QUOTE]

Then you say goodbye having no real step forward and a bad movie lodged in your brain.

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497330]The best thing to do on first dates is take a walk or go to some social event.

At a movie you're quiet for the majority of the time. No real communication to build upon.[/QUOTE]

123.


Just chill out with her. If you can have fun just hanging out you don't really need entertainment like that.

To The 9's! Then we'll walk to the movie theatre. thanks guys.

edit: The 9's is a restaurant. 99's actually.

[QUOTE=HELLonWHEELS;13497352]+1 Go to dinner then a movie:naughty:[/QUOTE]

One time one of my friends tried that and it turned out horribly. :lol:

He had to pay for dinner and the movie... and it's not like he was actually seeing the girl, but it was like a first date.

The thing was that she pretty much volunteered his money to pay for her movie ticket... he didn't go on any more dates with her after that.


:lol:

[QUOTE=User Name;13497362]To The 9's! Then we'll walk to the movie theatre. thanks guys.[/QUOTE]

Just passing on my knowledge :p

first movie i saw with my current girlfriend was jackass 2. So funny. :lol:

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13497366]One time one of my friends tried that and it turned out horribly. :lol:

He had to pay for dinner and the movie... and it's not like he was actually seeing the girl, but it was like a first date.

The thing was that she pretty much volunteered his money to pay for her movie ticket... he didn't go on any more dates with her after that.


:lol:[/QUOTE]

Yet another advantage to just chillin out... You spend nothing.

Well, she's not my girlfriend....


...


yet.

The last time I went to the cinema with a girl that I was seeing ended up with us raising the arms of the seats and making out the entire time.

Sucked for my friends who went to see the film as well.

[QUOTE=User Name;13497388]Well, she's not my girlfriend....


...


yet.[/QUOTE]

Tell her you're pregnant.

She'll never leave then.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497417]Tell her you're pregnant.

She'll never leave then.[/QUOTE]

It can't fail!

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497417]Tell her you're pregnant.

She'll never leave then.[/QUOTE]

Genious.
:thumb:

Hello!

hey

I know how you can give her a date she'll never forget... Make sure she wears a skirt, and during the movie go in for the kiss and slip in in real slow so she doesn't realize it... then make sweet love.

put it in her butt :naughty:

hasn't been said for a while, so i thought i'd throw it out there :p

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497494]put it in her butt :naughty:

hasn't been said for a while, so i thought i'd throw it out there :p[/QUOTE]

Not until the 2nd date, geez.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13497487]I know how you can give her a date she'll never forget... Make sure she wears a skirt, and during the movie go in for the kiss and slip in in real slow so she doesn't realize it... then make sweet love.[/QUOTE]

Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me?

Him: I am most certainly not engaging in subtle v[size=2]aginal[/size] penetration. Do not insinuate otherwise.

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13497494]put it in her butt :naughty:

hasn't been said for a while, so i thought i'd throw it out there :p[/QUOTE]

It's just not the same without Joe around...

Her: "What are you doing?"
Him: "Shh... okay, I'm done."

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497507]Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me?

Him: I am most certainly not engaging in subtle v[size=2]aginal[/size] penetration. Do not insinuate otherwise.[/QUOTE]

Always gets the job done... I'm so small she doesn't even notice.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13497487]I know how you can give her a date she'll never forget... Make sure she wears a skirt, and during the movie go in for the kiss and slip in in real slow so she doesn't realize it... then make sweet love.[/QUOTE]

She'd have to be damn loose. I say, take her to a strip club, and tell her to show up the strippers.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13497519]Her: "What are you doing?"
Him: *Grunts* [/QUOTE]

Fixed

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13497507]Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me?

Him: I am most certainly not engaging in subtle v[size=2]aginal[/size] penetration. Do not insinuate otherwise.[/QUOTE]
more like

Her: Are you slowly climbing on top of me?

Him: Pay attention to the movie. I'm going to be facing the wrong way for a while and I want a recap of what I will miss.

lawl. Rep'd

I am trying to learn Linus and Lucy.
Tapping really isn't that hard if you start slow and figure out how the two parts fit together.

That's usually how it goes with things.... start out slow and break it down. Then start working it up to speed. Then it all comes pretty easy.

Alright guys, I'm gonna go to bed. Thanks for the advice!

That was rife with innuendo. Rife, I tells ya!

Night, Eric.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13497546]That's usually how it goes with things.... start out slow and break it down. Then start working it up to speed. Then it all comes pretty easy.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like your talking about sex.

[QUOTE=Akira;13497538]I am trying to learn Linus and Lucy.
Tapping really isn't that hard if you start slow and figure out how the two parts fit together.[/QUOTE]

I have a hard time playing the left hard arpeggios in that. My hand doesn't like to stretch like that.

"how d0 i get betr?"

"Practice."

"ya but lyk fast"