I remember my econ teacher back in high school... young guy, pretty awesome fellow.

Girl in class: How many girlfriends did you have in college?

Teacher: Uhh... let me think. Six or seven.

Guy in class:... and how many one night stands?

Teacher:

:grin:
/starts counting
/gets up to thirteen
Uhh, I'm going to stop counting now.

Guys in class: :lol:
Girls in class: :eek:

It was funny. If magicbus was on, he'd know what teacher I'm talking about.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]I am with my second woman ever, wow, go me :p[/QUOTE]
Good job with that then. I don't think I'm going to get another girl friend for a while. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.

I have a cold-sore and I've had sex recently with a lovely lady (or so I thought).

So how's everyone tonight?

I don't mean to be bragging, I just want to contribute to the topic at hand :upset:

Most relationships aren't that good, but this one certainly is.

I had a really great relationship with my ex. We never had any fights or anything, we got along perfectly.

[QUOTE=EddieVanHalen769]Good job with that then. I don't think I'm going to get another girl friend for a while. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.[/QUOTE]

Ha, same here, I'm just very happy that I finally have a girlfriend, and that being picky about personality contributed :).

[QUOTE=In Chains 36]I have a cold-sore and I've had sex recently with a lovely lady ([B]or so I thought[/B]).

So how's everyone tonight?[/QUOTE]
?

:lol::lol::lol:

I've been with a few girls, and had a few one night stands, just like Ray.

[QUOTE=MXican]?

:lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah I caught that too.

to quote my good man Chris: "Oh alchohol, why do you fool me into thinking that the siren is the fairest of maidens?"

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]It's not like you're intentionally trying to rub it in everyone's face (at least, that's my impression currently). So... if you're proud of it and you have it, talk about it.

I don't see where any issues would arise.

EDIT: I have no clue what the hell I'm talking about. Translation: bed time.[/QUOTE]

I'm not trying to rub it in at all. I'm just looking back at my life, or at least the past few years of it.

And night, Jim/Jom.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I'm trying to rub it in and all. I'm looking back at my life, or at least the past few years of it, and coming to the conclusion that I think I'm better than all of you.

And night, Jim/Jom.[/QUOTE]

fixed you arrogant fool

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]fixed you arrogant fool[/QUOTE]

I resent that.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I resent that.[/QUOTE]

haha, I was just foolin' 'round nig'

[QUOTE=Eleventeen][QUOTE=MXican]Depends whether you get kicks outa nearly killing your girlfriend or not :naughty:[/QUOTE]

Oh I do, that's what the plastic bag is for :naughty:.[/QUOTE]

nobody caught my attempt at humor :(

Double posts make baby jesus cry and yes I saw it but couldn't think of anything to reply back to that

And you totally killed this thread heh.

I accomplished nothing, except getting PT tickets. Mwhahaha.

There is no possible way that you can get in?

whats crackin everyone just got back :)

[QUOTE=adams9168]My computer broked just about 2 hours ago. I'm sad. The power supply just stopped working.. so now I'm on my dad's old Dell laptop. Hmph.

I had a productive day today. As I was putting away laundry (like a good little wench), I decided to go through my crap and do an intervention. I got rid of any stuff I never use, and my dressers and closet are basically empty. I feel so accomplished.

NP: Primus - Frizzle Fry[/QUOTE]

i didn't do nothing like that but i feel accomplished, maybe i'll try to let the computer for a while......nah

[QUOTE=adams9168]I dunno. I might be able to. I'm taking my mom with me (hmm..) to see if it's alright if I'm accompanied by her. I doubt I'll get in.. but you never know.

P.S. - I replied to the thread on scrob. Teehee.[/QUOTE]

That sucks, dude.

Sup Kux?

:lol: Why am I a nerd for having 8 posts?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]That sucks, dude.

Sup Kux?

:lol: Why am I a nerd for having 8 posts?[/QUOTE]

hows it goin ATM??
i just got done makin out with some chick in HUGE mcdonalds play thing, so im pretty happy, how bout yourself?

How old are you? Those things are so nasty.

[QUOTE=kux0]hows it goin ATM??
i just got done makin out with some chick in HUGE mcdonalds play thing, so im pretty happy, how bout yourself?[/QUOTE]

in a happy meal? :lol:
(kidding)
how do you manage to make out in there without gettin caught.

:lol: You have a horrible impression of me. I am not as huge of a nerd as you think I am.

I don't have a lisp, thilly.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]How old are you? Those things are so nasty.[/QUOTE]

it want actually at mcdonalds.... we have this thing in denver called boondocks... they have go carts and laser tag... and for the kids they have his huge twisty plaything, they just cleaned it and it was closed so we snuck in. im 15 :)
how old are you o.O
:)

I'm a nerd, but at least I am a nerd with a life :)

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]in a happy meal? :lol:
(kidding)
how do you manage to make out in there without gettin caught.[/QUOTE]

we went way up to the top and ducked :)
anything exiting happen while i was in vegas??

[QUOTE=adams9168]Yeah. Whatever man. Significant other =/= having a life. It just means you're attractive, haha.[/QUOTE]

I jam with my friend John, does that count for something?

[QUOTE=adams9168]"Mommy, mommy!! There's 2 people up here having SEX!!!"[/QUOTE]

she had a boyfriend.. so im beatin off tonight :)

[QUOTE=kux0]we went way up to the top and ducked :)
anything exiting happen while i was in vegas??[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna try that
WAIT...
if i have children,i'll never gonna take them to a mcdonalds or any play place.

[QUOTE=adams9168]No.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I forgot you were the judge of being cool.

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]I'm gonna try that
WAIT...
if i have children,i'll never gonna take them to a mcdonalds or any play place.[/QUOTE]

or a ferris wheel... got to thrid base in a ferris whell first

[QUOTE=kux0]or a ferris wheel... got to thrid base in a ferris whell first[/QUOTE]
Call me old fashioned but I like to fool around in bed.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'm a nerd, but at least I am a nerd with a life :)[/QUOTE]

i used to bully nerds at highschool, but now i respet them 'cause many of the nerds i used to bully are now doctors and make more money than me.

[QUOTE=heavy metal kid]i used to bully nerds at highschool, but now i respet them 'cause many of the nerds i used to bully are now doctors and make more money than me.[/QUOTE]

isnt that from a movie? :lol:

[QUOTE=kux0]isnt that from a movie? :lol:[/QUOTE]

if it is, i have never see it.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Call me old fashioned but I like to fool around in bed.[/QUOTE]

beds are more comfortable then a ****in ferris wheel, but my mom doesnt work so shes home 24/7 and her parents work from home... so the ferris wheel at six flags was the next best thing.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Call me old fashioned but I like to fool around in bed.[/QUOTE]

Bed=best.

Everywhere else=cheap, temporary thrills and most likely some unpleasant dirt in an out-of-the-way place.

That's pretty classy.