Oh look at what the cat dragged in. Where've you been, ese.

[b]THIS WAS TO SPECIALIST CHRISTOPHER BORTON[/b]


When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives

[QUOTE]In the last week I put down two boxes of Somoas and one box of Thin Mints[/QUOTE]

I could eat 2 box's in one day. I really try to restrian them though. My family is made of some serious cookie monsters.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Oh look at what the cat dragged in. Where've you been, ese.


When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives[/QUOTE]
Happiest Days of our Lives

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]Heheheh, is that lemonade made from real lemons?[/QUOTE]

"Nah, it's just piss mixed with sugar! Here's your sign!"

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Oh look at what the cat dragged in. Where've you been, ese.

[b]THIS WAS TO SPECIALIST CHRISTOPHER BORTON[/b][/QUOTE]

I was on "there's more to life than MX" hiatus. I didn't mean to just disappear without telling anyone what was going on, but that's kind of what I did. Anyway, I'm back and better than ever. And the PM song is nearing completion. Did you get any damage from the hurricane?

Not much really. Big fish tail palm (like 8m tall) took out our power connection to the main. Hence I lost power for a week. That's about it though, besides some minor damage to the house, a dented roof, and a mutilated clothes line.

[QUOTE=ICB]"Nah, it's just piss mixed with sugar! Here's your sign!"[/QUOTE]
Go **** yourself you mother****ing **** sucking **** ****ing *** ****er! I'll ****ing rape your ****ing **** sucking **** whoring bitch you ****ing *** ****ing ****whore. **** you!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Not much really. Big fish tail palm (like 8m tall) took out our power connection to the main. Hence I lost power for a week. That's about it though, besides some minor damage to the house, a dented roof, and a mutilated clothes line.[/QUOTE]

Anything else been going with you since we last talked? Hows school going?

[QUOTE=ICB]But if you're joking, then :-* :p[/QUOTE]
I didn't say anything about Nichole. :confused: If I did, I'm sorry, I was just joking around by stringing together random words that look offensive.

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I didn't say anything about Nichole. :confused: If I did, I'm sorry, I was just joking around by stringing together random words that look offensive.[/QUOTE]

You said "I'll rape your ****ing whoring **** sucking bitch", so that really pissed me off.

But eh, all's well I guess.

[QUOTE=ICB]You said "I'll rape your ****ing whoring **** sucking bitch", so that really pissed me off.

But eh, all's well I guess.[/QUOTE]
I was trying to twist it into something sbout you but I didn't know how. :(

If that makes you feel any better. :p

[QUOTE=ShadowsFallen]I was trying to twist it into something sbout you but I didn't know how. :(

If that makes you feel any better. :p[/QUOTE]
Well, man, I think I'm gonna "Kill for god and call it holy" now...

NP: Justified Genocide

:p

I have to record one of my band's pieces for my music GCSE today. Thing is I can't get the sweeps just as I wrote them :-/

[QUOTE=Happy]I have to record one of my band's pieces for my music GCSE today. Thing is I can't get the sweeps just as I wrote them :-/[/QUOTE]
Practice like a tosser my firend.

dream theater concert with my pops today. Its the second time im seeing them. I got to meet Portnoy last time. Hopefully Petrucci will run into me this time around :lol:

My guitar teacher wants me to learn this Gilbert warm up thing


[url]http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2G27JPESJJLVC3B54XLPV0M4N5[/url]

It's in Midi. He said it's meant to be played at 180bpm, which I've put it to. Now either he's got that tempo wrong or he's expecting a wee bit too much of me.

16th notes, or triplets?

32nds, I have the sheet music but it has no tempo.
Come on, there's gotta be something wrong with that.

yea, theres no way he expects you to play 8 notes a click at 180 :lol:


im not even sure JP could do that. Actually, i know he couldnt. That would be 24 notes a second :lol:

Yeah. I'm gonna go with 90bpm. That should work.

16th notes at 180 is believeable, but i couldnt touch that :lol:

I'm gonna try it as fast as I can. I have over the Easter holidays to learn it which is OK.

im only finally getting comfortable with 120 bpm, 16th notes :lol:

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]im only finally getting comfortable with 120 bpm, 16th notes :lol:[/QUOTE]
Meh, I'd say I'm round about there-ish.

So. I feel like doing some CD reviews and actually contibuting.

I'm thinking of reviewing these CD's:

Witchery - [I]Symphony For The Devil[/I]
Destruction - [I]Inventor Of Evil[/I]
The Haunted - [I]The Haunted Made Me Do It[/I]
Lord Belial - [I]Enter The Moonlight Gate[/I]

What d'y'all think??

Go for it. Make me buy them.

I'm going to do it when I get home from school, though, can't really work on it here.

[QUOTE=Che Guevara]dream theater concert with my pops today. Its the second time im seeing them. I got to meet Portnoy last time. Hopefully Petrucci will run into me this time around :lol:[/QUOTE]
Damn you and your getting to see DT.

[QUOTE]A message for the kangaroo-laden rectum: boink yourself.[/QUOTE]

Ah-haha...pizzowned


NP-Tori Amos-Famous blue raincoat(Leonard Cohen cover)

How's folks?

Tom bought some Boots today. yeye!

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]
How's folks?[/QUOTE]
I'm good. My music teacher had a last minute meeting today so I had to put off the recording of my piece. I fell a bit miffed but at least I can practice my sweeps.