:lol: @ bananas.

Okay, I'll put it up on photobucket with a circle around it.


Zomg 7k in the coolest thread! :confetti:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]:lol: @ bananas.

Okay, I'll put it up on photobucket with a circle around it.


Zomg 7k in the coolest thread! :confetti:[/QUOTE]

Thank you kindly.

This post is to allow you to post the link with ease Jake, and to make sure that you don't double post.:)

Jake can show you the date, but not one of you is looking for the video. You must put the pieces together.

What video?

Could you suppress your inner Blair for a moment and just say something relevant?

Agreed.

Rather than aggrivating or intriguing, I'm finding you very annoying.

[QUOTE=Diego][QUOTE=Toolshed.down.net]
A few different anonymous tipsters report that Tool has been confirmed to play next year's Big Day Out festival in Australia, a festival which hits several major cities Down Under. More on this to follow. §[/QUOTE]

Probably old news, but what the heck. I haven't been to T.D.N. since July, so I didn't know.[/QUOTE]

I dismissed this long ago.

[QUOTE=faith+1]Jake can show you the date, but not one of you is looking for the video. You must put the pieces together.[/QUOTE]

You're a fake. I'm calling your bluff. You aren't a member of the band and you aren't a friend of the band so you have absolutely no reason to just keep such "top secret" information away from the rest of us. We are all good people in this thread and I really thought that you were a good user, but this is just absurd. Stop with your cryptic, voynich manuscript-esque sentences, and just tell us what you found out (that is if you really know something, like you claim you do).

He has no video. :lol:

If he does, he would have splurged a link all over the thread.

There is no video. There is no date in the Melvin's picture. 1/3/06 is another hoax started by another pathetic fanboy.

I'm now beginning to understand why Tool fans are hated by most other rational people.

Hey Jake, did you make that tinypic thing yet to show where the date is? I really want to believe you. As you sound much more convincing then Faith does.

The 1/3 is not a hoax. You guys are going to eat your own nuts once you finally see it in the picture.

Plus, we already know that something is coming out 1/3/06 because of Maynard's profile on Td.n.

[QUOTE]The 1/3 is not a hoax. You guys are going to eat your own nuts once you finally see it in the picture.

Plus, we already know that something is coming out 1/3/06 because of Maynard's profile on Td.n.[/QUOTE]

I'd gladly eat my own nuts for this information to be correct. The fact remains, the band members themselves don't even know when the album will be released. How, in the name of Buddha, are fanboys supposed to know?

Well, I want to believe you. I just can't believe that douchebag. So, either tell us exactly where it is in specific detail, or make a picture of it with an arrow, etc. Your choice.

I'm embarrased to admit that I spent a good amount of time looking at that picture, including looking at it at 500% magnification. I see absolutely nothing.

[QUOTE=paganman7]I'd gladly eat my own nuts for this information to be correct. The fact remains, the band members themselves don't even know when the album will be released. How, in the name of Buddha, are fanboys supposed to know?[/QUOTE]

When, "in the name of Buddha" did I mention that it was the album that is coming out on January third? Yeah, exactly, Tool [i]does[/i] know, but we don't.

Jake, either tell us now exactly where it is (and dont just say at the top of the page) or make a picture of it. Either do that, or just shut up about it.

[QUOTE]Jake, either tell us now exactly where it is (and dont just say at the top of the page) or make a picture of it. Either do that, or just shut up about it.[/QUOTE] Lawl at serious tool fans :lol:

[QUOTE=faith+1]Lawl at serious tool fans :lol:[/QUOTE]

Not serious, just annoyed.

[QUOTE]Yeah, exactly, Tool does know, but we don't.[/QUOTE]


On what is this based?


During the chat, Adam said that they had not even finished recording yet.

You guys wouldn't even beleive me now, because it's not a literal 1/3. They actually used a method of encryption that I learned about from The Davinci code. It's not exactly "true" Atbash, but it's similiar. It's kind of a stretch, but it makes tons of sense. Like "douchebag" Marshall said, (:-*) the peices do fit...

paganman7- On Toolnavy, Maynard's user title says 1/03/06. I wasn't really convinced, but this picture really seals the deal for me.

[QUOTE]You guys wouldn't even beleive me now[/QUOTE]


That's inconsequential.

C'mon Jake, just post the Buddhadamn picture.

[QUOTE]Like "douchebag" Marshall said, (:-*) the peices do fit...[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's about right. It was made for you guys to interpret on your own.

[QUOTE]paganman7- On Toolnavy, Maynard's user title says 1/03/06. I wasn't really convinced, but this picture really seals the deal for me.[/QUOTE]


I'm aware of the page, but how do we know it's not someone else? At this point, I wouldn't put anything past some Tool "fans".

The picture, at this point, is a non-issue.

From the live chat:

[00:22-Sublunary] <mmmagenta> i just want to know when the album is coming out
[00:22-Sublunary] <adam> I don't know the due date, let's finish the record first


That's good enough for me.

[QUOTE=paganman7]I'm aware of the page, but how do we know it's not someone else? At this point, I wouldn't put anything past some Tool "fans".

The picture, at this point, is a non-issue.[/QUOTE]

Because, Maynard, Adam, Danny, and Justin are censored if a normal Tool fan tries to create an account with that name. This means that Maynard is really Maynard.

[QUOTE=faith+1]Yeah, that's about right. It was made for you guys to interpret on your own.[/QUOTE]

I'm still calling your bluff. Tell me your "secrets" and I'll shut up.

[QUOTE]Because, Maynard, Adam, Danny, and Justin are censored if a normal Tool fan tries to create an account with that name. This means that Maynard is really Maynard.[/QUOTE]


Because I don't know any differently, I'll certainly take your word for it.

I'm not trying to be difficult, I'm just a little skeptical of any information that supposed "fans" may have that the band members themselves don't yet possess.

It's ridiculous the amount of mental stress you guys are under due to a cd. I mean, yah, it's Tool, but damn, it's not THAT important to get worked up over, especially among the brethern of the Tool thread.

It's just that Faith is being a moron. I don't really give a shi t about all this secret stuff, I'll happily just quietly sit and wait for the god damned album to be released, rather than going through fuking scrutiny and looking for secret codes in the source files of a website. Christ.

Zomg. I get it! You just have to know where to look....and how to look at it......

It's all about the ellipses, dammit.