[QUOTE=Brothel_Creeper]yup, i read it yesterday


guy wouldnt have sex with her, so she ripped his nut off, and tried to hide it in her mouth :lol:[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol:

Hahaha, that's ridiculous

dont worry, the woman gave the guys nut to his friend, so he got it back in the end

Haha, that was mighty generous of her

I just got A Day In Black And White's My Heroes always Killed Cowboys, and Saosin's Ep and CTTS's Split with pg.99 today (in a used record shop)!!!

Yay for emo! Very rare emo!

Woohoo! You found the split in a used record shop? Isn't it out of press?

[QUOTE=Brothel_Creeper]dont worry, the woman gave the guys nut to his friend, so he got it back in the end[/QUOTE]but the doctors couldn't re-attach it though. HE probably keeps it in a jar now.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]but the doctors couldn't re-attach it though. HE probably keeps it in a jar now.[/QUOTE]
good for starting conversations.

'so whats that in the jar up there?'
'my missing testicle'
*leaves*

He'd get of really sick and twisted chicks who'd do anything though.

Sample chat-up line.
You look hungry. Want to come back to mine for meat and one veg?

**** how the **** did you get 5,553 posts, u must spend ur whole ****in life on these forums!

No. I've been here for almost a year and I post less now than I did before. It's not hard to post 15 times in half an hour. There's at least 100 people with more posts than me.

Whoa I just made a post... I can see my life falling down the drain!

I would post more but there's not much for me to post to anymore :(

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]No. I've been here for almost a year and I post less now than I did before. It's not hard to post 15 times in half an hour. There's at least 100 people with more posts than me.[/QUOTE]

Like Reiner.

I'm back all. We had a big snowfall (1 1/2 feet) and since I live out in the boonies my power was out for a while, and my phone lines (linked to my internet somehow as I have DSL) were out since last Friday.

This winter sucks, we haven't had anything except flurries so far.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Like Reiner.[/QUOTE]My goal is to be on the 1st page of the memberlist when sorted by post. Stupid Pete keeping me out.

Did you delete that moron's posts? Wow, you really are god.

On this other message board I go to, a lot of kids have 20,000+ posts.

20,000 is for kids who either can type 70 words a minute, are allergic to sunlight or are vampires.

Holy **** thats alot.

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]Did you delete that moron's posts? Wow, you really are god.[/QUOTE]Why yes I am.

At my rate I'll hit 15,000 by summer.

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]20,000 is for kids who either can type 70 words a minute, are allergic to sunlight or are vampires.[/QUOTE]

Lolcakes

I used to live by these people that never would leave the house during the day, and their shades would always be shut. I saw them go out at night a few times before, and they wore sunglasses.

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]20,000 is for kids who either can type 70 words a minute, are allergic to sunlight or are vampires.[/QUOTE]

Like JmE!

Except he went and got a life, the bastard.

I think JmE plays lots of WoW these days

what is WoW?

World of Warcraft.

I think JmE sucks a lot of dick these days, yeah I think that's it. Anyone who will ditch his real friends for WoW is a loser.

Warcraft? Thats a great life he has.

He probly just reads the forums ALOT and doesnt post.

James swore he'd get a life. I bet all he does is sit at the computer tempting to come here.

He hovers the mouse over the link but has to backa way before clicking it.

Or he went to camp cool cancun, the show on MTV, and learned how to be cool.

Or his head broke

is wow anygood?

Well they're going to stop selling it because the servers are getting to full. So I would assume yes. Or just a lot of people like bad games.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch 3]is wow anygood?[/QUOTE]


Its all right.

Not the best. Not the worst.

I played it, it's addicting but it's like the same thing over and over again

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]I played it, it's addicting but it's like the same thing over and over again[/QUOTE]

Everquest is like that. No matter what anyone says.

World of Warcraft is amazing, if a bit easy. Not repetative though, thanks to the quest system.

Worst MMORPG i've played is City of Heros

EDIT: If you'r really hardcore, go for FFXI, lots of good stuff to do on that, but its suffers from repetitiveness.

Guild Wars is really good, and has no monthly fee, the PvP is insanely fun.

Yea, I really like WoW too...but Lineage II is worse than CoH...and EQ2 suxx