always get fingering zoned

oh well better than friend zoned

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17643263]always gets fingering zoned

oh well better than friend zoned[/QUOTE]

oh yeah dude i've been fingering zoned and blowjob zoned so many times

probably cuz i'm too good at these things

id be happy with blowjob zone for eternity

[QUOTE=AA-12;17643266]id be happy with blowjob zone for eternity[/QUOTE]

yeah it's not too bad

i mean it depends which side of the blowjob you're on and whether you like being on that side

[I]wenn der Vollmond scheint, in finst'rer Nacht
hör' ich wie die Wälder klingen.
wenn der Tod über den grabern wacht
hör ich die Nachtgeschöpfe singen! [/I]

2 months since sexual encounter of any kind for me

break is coming up though, so heres to new beginnings!

[I]straight on through the gates of heaven
evil will destroy the souls
where is your savior, where hides Jesus?
why isn't he at war against ussss?[/I]

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17643268]yeah it's not too bad

i mean it depends which side of the blowjob you're on and whether you like being on that side[/QUOTE]

receiving preferably thx

i dont get the fingering/blowjob zone

if you're going to go that far, why wouldn't you just ****?

worst possible would be the handjob-zone

[I]Und in toter Augen Glanz
Tanzen wir den Totentanz
Massengräber füllen sich
Holde Pest, wir grüßen dich![/I]

[QUOTE=rasputin;17643282]i dont get the fingering/blowjob zone

if you're going to go that far, why wouldn't you just ****?[/QUOTE]

i have a history of ****ing around with innocent christian girls

some of them don't take to reasoning

i've always dated decently slutty hipsters

but i was the one to act like a christian girl about it

oh yeah, i guess that makes sense

i dont really associate with people like that. i knew a few in high school (my school was christian but not exclusively), but didnt keep in touch with any.

plus they'd be **** at screwing anyway

[QUOTE=rasputin;17643298]oh yeah, i guess that makes sense

i dont really associate with people like that. i knew a few in high school (my school was christian but not exclusively), but didnt keep in touch with any.

plus they'd be **** at screwing anyway[/QUOTE]

You'd be surprised. one of the christian girls whose will I did break was a spectacular lay.

she was also a little chubby. so i guess she was just so repressed that she lit that **** up

i had a brief phase of only liking the most innocent of nerdy christian girls

i used to laugh to myself quietly for no reason

haha, that'd be great to be honest. a little chubby christian virgin, i would destroy that ****

i generally only like nerdy/quiet types

dont usually have to worry about them ****ing around with other people

[I]In Siberia I live on my own
In a hut which is built of your bones
In search of my wife, where can I find 'er?
In eternal night, in eternal winter

You wear guilt of her death - I couldn't save 'er
Jesus Christ - that's one reason why I hate ya!
Fall from grace - my son will kill yer father
In eternal night, in eternal winter[/I]

woh hey i just got sent home from party bc i wasnt eing gay enough i suppose

**** all jhater[ohergnerjg

brb food then drunk as funk posting

wanna listen to absurd with me

i like really outgoing and ditsy hipster girls that cheat on me tbh

LETS DO IT NAME THE ALBUM zzzz

facta loquuntur

4eva

[QUOTE=rasputin;17643302]haha, that'd be great to be honest. a little chubby christian virgin, i would destroy that ****[/QUOTE]

Yeah it was fun. She was almost too freaky. I remember I gave her her first kiss and then after that she was like... instant sex addict

facta lauquuntur should i even loof ro alvum i was serious

facta loquuntur is so elite its ridiculous

its so elite they dont even play their instruments in key

wtf

ok ill listen to old absurd

confusion reigns

absurd is so awesome