going to one of my favorite restaurants tonight gonna gorevortex through the whole meal

no need for those pesky extra letters man just goretex

i know wtf is jason doing

nigga look like a clown

fuckin clown shoes man

his shoes be way too big for his feet

why he wearing such big red shoes?

:(

i'll never win your approval

who needs approval when you have beer and satan

excellent, there is now food up inside my tummy

my little brother broke his phone, expects my mom to replace it now (with a fucking blackberry) then told her she makes his life fucking miserable/is mean/dumb bullshit when she refused


fuck this kid

but its christmas man she must be a bitch somethin fierce to not immediately and unquestionably shell out cash for his mistakes

pretty sure he already has an expensive as fuck laptop purchased for his xmas gift already

lol

I woke up at like 2 and just find my mum crying on the computer playing bejewelled because of what a faggot this kid is

did i tell you dudes i got a free vaio laptop like 2 months ago? i ordered windows 7, and like a week after that arrived i got another package from microsoft. this one was big so i was like wtf is this and opened it to find a brand new vaio. the shipping order inside just had 'microsoft windows 7 home edition' listed. so i just kept it boxed up for a few weeks to make sure they didn't come looking for it and sure nuff it's mine now.

i remade it online to see how much it was worth and it's just under $900

somebody totally got fired for that fuck up

lol

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18321089]I woke up at like 2 and just find my mum crying on the computer playing bejewelled because of what a faggot this kid is[/QUOTE]

i would kick my brothers ass

i doubt it do you know how many orders of shit microsoft sends out a day i'm sure they never even noticed it was gone. not to mention if it wasn't on the shipping order that would mean it's not in their computers that they ever shipped it. it's just 1 less laptop in stock than what their inventory says they should have.

now you can do anything with that laptop cuz you're off the grid

@jon i have i want to but it never changes shit

@anfrny you dont think they count their inventory?
idk w/e enjoy the laptop thats still awesome

is ur mom a single mom

i stay been off the grid

I want a free laptop

how old is ur brother @anglachel

i want 2 get off the grid

it's not as exciting as it sounds i have only turned it on once

i don't know what to do with it honestly

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18321114]it's not as exciting as it sounds i have only turned it on once

i don't know what to do with it honestly[/QUOTE]

sell it or something

or burn it

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18321114]it's not as exciting as it sounds i have only turned it on once

i don't know what to do with it honestly[/QUOTE]

see if you can get it to blow up via porn that would be an interesting experiment

um take it to coffee shops and write memoirs?

[quote=Nepenthe;18321114]it's not as exciting as it sounds i have only turned it on once

i don't know what to do with it honestly[/quote]

send it to me :p

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18321122]um take it to coffee shops and write memoirs?[/QUOTE]

memes*