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Illmatic 08-18-2005 03:10 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]@pamela anderson topic

are we talking spit-roast here?

anyone who doesn't know the meaning of this crude and vulgar term, I'm sorry, but explaining it wouldn't be fun so you can all guess?

so...hello and all that[/QUOTE]

spit-roast?

Oh Ollie, you sick sick man :p

[QUOTE=Jake]It was like an hour where her friends and just famous people in general kind of poked fun at her. The main topics seemed to be her obscenely artificial breasts, and how slutty she is. I found some of it funny, but I really don't find as much humor in vulgarity as I do with clean humor. I'm not opposed to dirty things or anything at all, but I think it takes more talent to make something funny without throwing in something about buttsex or boners.[/QUOTE]

I love vulgar humor as much as I like clean humor...a laugh's a laugh, no matter if it's highbrow or lowbrow.

Also, it's too bad that that girl you like (or used to like? I dunno) is pregnant. I always find teen pregnancies to be a little sad. Does she plan to put the baby up for adoption?

also...



[size=2455]10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Lord Abortion 08-18-2005 03:14 PM

Teen pregnancies are one in two girls in a town of 1000 chavs near where I live

munky_magik 08-18-2005 03:15 PM

[QUOTE=Iron Man]This rules. Mad props to you.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it is pretty cool. I think it would have been cooler if it had been a full band thing and minus all of the unnecessary masturbation.

Iron Man 08-18-2005 03:16 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Teen pregnancies are one in two girls in a town of 1000 chavs near where I live[/QUOTE]

That town should be quarantined. Keep the chavs isolated.

Iron Man 08-18-2005 03:18 PM

[QUOTE=munky_magik]Yeah, it is pretty cool. I think it would have been cooler if it had been a full band thing and minus all of the unnecessary masturbation.[/QUOTE]

Romeo gets off on that stuff though. Probably literally. I bet my friend will like this more than I did, he's a huge Romeo fan.

KBSD91 08-18-2005 03:18 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Teen pregnancies are one in two girls in a town of 1000 chavs near where I live[/QUOTE]

My God! I thought that my town is crap. Just out of curiosity is Chavs short for something? And how did it come around if anyone knows? Wigger is pretty easy to understand where it came from.

Lord Abortion 08-18-2005 03:18 PM

yeah, I have to go there to practice, and I had to go to middle school there
and my dad lives in a village outside so I have to get the bus there, that sucks arse

munky_magik 08-18-2005 03:20 PM

[QUOTE=Iron Man]Romeo gets off on that stuff though. Probably literally. I bet my friend will like this more than I did, he's a huge Romeo fan.[/QUOTE]
Since you haven't been around for a while: Bartender started laying down the law around here and double posts are a bannable offence. It's better to edit them.

Iron Man 08-18-2005 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=munky_magik]Since you haven't been around for a while: Bartender started laying down the law around here and double posts are a bannable offence. It's better to edit them.[/QUOTE]

I forgot there was a law to lay down. My bad.

Thanks for letting me know

Six Foot Revolver 08-18-2005 03:22 PM

Wholy crap Iron Man! Where you been foo'?


Tis MXican btw.




Edit: Ali, California could be my new favourite album.

Lord Abortion 08-18-2005 03:31 PM

anyone else having difficulty logging into audioscrobbler?

Iron Man 08-18-2005 03:32 PM

I've been...sitting on my *** in front of a computer screen, like usual. I'm actually excited for my Senior year in HS to start.

Oh yeah, I forgot to make a dramatic entrance.

*Climbs to roof, cuts hole in roof, slides into thread on a rope*

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-18-2005 03:34 PM

Ray- I think she plans on keeping it. I haven't talked to her for like 2 months, so I don't really know. Oh, and I don't[I] like [/I] her like her any more.

Oh, and wtf is a chav?

/ignorant

Mazeppa 08-18-2005 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]anyone else having difficulty logging into audioscrobbler?[/QUOTE]
I can log in, but it hasn't updated for hours.

Illmatic 08-18-2005 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ray- I think she plans on keeping it. I haven't talked to her for like 2 months, so I don't really know. Oh, and I don't[I] like [/I] her like her any more.

Oh, and wtf is a chav?

/ignorant[/QUOTE]

She's planning on keeping it? That's not too smart. It's noble, but not too smart.

And I think "chav" is the British term for "white trash" or "wigger" (or maybe it's a combo of both).

Six Foot Revolver 08-18-2005 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]anyone else having difficulty logging into audioscrobbler?[/QUOTE]
Neh man mine is working fine but my MSN is being a fag though :p.

[url]http://www.last.fm/user/SixFootRevolver/[/url]

[QUOTE=Illmatic]And I think "chav" is the British term for "white trash" or "wigger" (or maybe it's a combo of both).[/QUOTE]
Yeah it is only they beat the living s[B][I][/B][/I]hit out of peopler and vandalise etc. It is a huge trend to be one these days. Pretty much everyone and their gran is a chav now a days.

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-18-2005 03:39 PM

[url]http://www.last.fm/group/Musician%2BForums/revolution[/url]

Revolt! (click above if you're in the mx group, and choose revolt, just for fun. :-D

[url]http://www.last.fm/user/DrJakeDestructo/[/url]

My scrob.

UKJake- Is that a chav in your avatar? :eek:

Wahah, now I laugh at one Jom said to MC 307 last night. "You can't spell Chavez without chav."

lozl

Six Foot Revolver 08-18-2005 03:45 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]UKJake- Is that a chav in your avatar? :eek:[/QUOTE]
That is Mike Patton :eek:

/Beats the living carp fish out of you.

Kingofdudes 08-18-2005 03:55 PM

[QUOTE=YDload]I went to Gigantour last night and it was awesome. I'll hopefully post a review thread in R&M later :)[/QUOTE]
Lucky bastard. The tour skips Mississippi :-/

Iron Man 08-18-2005 04:02 PM

What's sad is...Gigantour came to Michigan, and they played at a place 5 minutes from my house...and I couldn't go :(

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-18-2005 04:04 PM

:lol: Everbody's favorite mxer just IM'd me:

[quote=Extremely short AIM convo]
[15:00] Larsagi007: Aha its jake!
[15:00] Larsagi007: How are you mate?
[15:00] DrJakeDestructo: ****.
[15:00]*DrJakeDestructo blocks Larsagi007
[/quote]

:evil:

NP: Boy Hits Car: Unheard

Steerpike 08-18-2005 04:17 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]That is Mike Patton :eek:

/Beats the living carp fish out of you.[/QUOTE]

General Patton ain't aging too well is he? I didn't even recognize him.

Taste_My_Scythe 08-18-2005 04:32 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Everbody's favorite mxer just IM'd me:
:evil:
[/QUOTE]

:lol: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Hello thread.

Six Foot Revolver 08-18-2005 04:33 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]General Patton ain't aging too well is he? I didn't even recognize him.[/QUOTE]
It certainley isn't a good picture of him, maybe I should find another.

Stoic 08-18-2005 04:34 PM

who's everybody's favourite mxer? :confused:

Taste_My_Scythe 08-18-2005 04:34 PM

I have too many
You know...because you guys are all just so awesome...
:p

ATM 08-18-2005 04:36 PM

[QUOTE=Stoic]who's everybody's favourite mxer? :confused:[/QUOTE]

Starts with an S, ends with a g. :-D

Steerpike 08-18-2005 04:36 PM

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]:lol: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Hello thread.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the fold, Leah.

You missed another "songs for a girl" type thread in the Beginner's Section of the Guitar forum. It's already dead, but was pretty entertaining while it was alive.

Six Foot Revolver 08-18-2005 04:36 PM

[QUOTE=Stoic]who's everybody's favourite mxer? :confused:[/QUOTE]
LarsAgi (AKA. Iceberg007), he was being sarcastic.

Taste_My_Scythe 08-18-2005 04:38 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Welcome to the fold, Leah.

You missed another "songs for a girl" type thread in the Beginner's Section of the Guitar forum. It's already dead, but was pretty entertaining while it was alive.[/QUOTE]

Hey there.

Oh really? :lol: It's still there then, maybe I'll check it out. I could use a good laugh.

Stoic 08-18-2005 04:39 PM

[QUOTE=Six Foot Revolver]LarsAgi (AKA. Iceberg007), he was being sarcastic.[/QUOTE]

pfff...who's this again? what's his story?

[QUOTE=Slug]Starts with an S, ends with a g. :-D[/QUOTE]

what a shameless guy you are! :D

Steerpike 08-18-2005 04:40 PM

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Hey there.

Oh really? :lol: It's still there then, maybe I'll check it out. I could use a good laugh.[/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=379605]Enjoy.[/url] It's only two pages.

Iron Man 08-18-2005 04:41 PM

I must have missed this. Because usually it's really obvious who the R&M "punching bag" is, and why/how they became the target of harassment.

ATM 08-18-2005 04:44 PM

He is just extremely annoying, and not very bright.

Taste_My_Scythe 08-18-2005 04:44 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike][url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=379605]Enjoy.[/url] It's only two pages.[/QUOTE]

You seem to have a knack for finding these kinds of threads.
....and who the hell is the "just play some nice chords" dude? :lol:

Well, that was just pathetic compared to the other thread. At least there was [I]some[/I] intelligent conversation going on in the old one.

Rothmans 08-18-2005 04:44 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike][url=http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=379605]Enjoy.[/url] It's only two pages.[/QUOTE]


That guy that wrote out the tab and all is so cheesey.

Steerpike 08-18-2005 04:47 PM

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]At least there was [I]some[/I] intelligent conversation going on in the old one.[/QUOTE]

Mostly by us.

But yeah, that one was truly pathetic. As I said about the tabber, "Fastest route to a restraining order, right there."

I really think that for some of these schmucks, talking to a woman means thinking out loud while whacking off to a back issue of Jugs Monthly.

Taste_My_Scythe 08-18-2005 04:55 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Mostly by us.[/QUOTE]

Definately. Our little educated group, there.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]But yeah, that one was truly pathetic. As I said about the tabber, "Fastest route to a restraining order, right there."

[B]I really think that for some of these schmucks, talking to a woman means thinking out loud while whacking off to a back issue of Jugs Monthly.[/B][/QUOTE]

You know, it really wouldn't surprise me. :lol:

I was actually just looking at the introduce yourself thread for the regulars and am amazed at the age group on this board. I thought there would be non-teenagers, actually...around your age or older. There's an awful lot of 15-16-17 year olds. Maybe that's why they keep making threads like that; they're at [I]that [B]age[/B][/I]...

Illmatic 08-18-2005 04:55 PM

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I really think that for some of these schmucks, talking to a woman means thinking out loud while whacking off to a back issue of Jugs Monthly.[/QUOTE]

They probably think all women are the kind you would see in a chick flick. They're going by charicatures of women rather than actual human beings here, I'd imagine.

Taste_My_Scythe 08-18-2005 04:56 PM

Alrighty. I'm going to TRY to be right back, I have to do another d[SIZE=2]a[/SIZE]mn breathing treatment. Grr. See ya all later maybe.


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