[quote=Seafroggys;15918084]
For that matter, I'm getting this weird white stuff that's stuck in my urethra. Almost crystal like. Could this be kidney stones? It doesn't actually hurt, slightly irritating though. I did just masturbate recently, and it appeared after I pissed.[/quote]


though you may want to get tested, or at least do some research on the internet (the internet is loaded with medical help sites), you shouldn't fear the worst just yet.


it could be as simple as dried seamen not being fully ejaculated. it's not terribly uncommon. if it isn't completely dispersed after you climax it can eventually dry inside and cause much discomfort during urination.

next time you ejaculate, make sure you don't hold back. it may sound kind of gross, but in your case you may need to squeeze it out to make sure it doesn't get dried up in there.

this is why ejaculating on a regular basis is important for guys our age, because you seriously can gum up the works. seamen becomes thicker and more viscous as it sits in the testes.

[QUOTE=Charlie Daniels;15918549]Incase anyone is wondering, the screenshot I posted in the "Report problem Users" thread [i]was[/i] designed for comic effect, and does not reflect my normal browsering habits.[/QUOTE]
this is a safe zone. nobody's going to judge you.

[quote=Charlie Daniels;15918549]Incase anyone is wondering, the screenshot I posted in the "Report problem Users" thread [I]was[/I] designed for comic effect, and does not reflect my normal browsering habits.[/quote]
that was funny stuff

guitar hero is boring now

[QUOTE='[your name here];15918564']though you may want to get tested, or at least do some research on the internet (the internet is loaded with medical help sites), you shouldn't fear the worst just yet.


it could be as simple as dried seamen not being fully ejaculated. it's not terribly uncommon. if it isn't completely dispersed after you climax it can eventually dry inside and cause much discomfort during urination.

next time you ejaculate, make sure you don't hold back. it may sound kind of gross, but in your case you may need to squeeze it out to make sure it doesn't get dried up in there.

this is why ejaculating on a regular basis is important for guys our age, because you seriously can gum up the works. seamen becomes thicker and more viscous as it sits in the testes.[/QUOTE]

this is another one of my philsophies, since this appeared after I urinated a bit after ejaculation. I ejaculated again to try and it some more of it out, or push it forward enough to wear I can squueze it out. Its very tissuepaper like. Solid but squishy. Doesn't seem like STD discharging at all.

Still getting tested though.

[QUOTE=Charlie Daniels;15918549]Incase anyone is wondering, the screenshot I posted in the "Report problem Users" thread [i]was[/i] designed for comic effect, and does not reflect my normal browsering habits.[/QUOTE]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sure :p

[quote=Seafroggys;15918628]

Still getting tested though.[/quote]


Planned Parenthood does indeed offer testing for most STIs.

it's probably nothing, but you shouldn't take the risk.


also i hope you're using condoms ALL the time. even if she is on the pill, you don't need to take the chance of getting an std.

PP offers condoms for free around here. not sure if they all do, but since the one near me is literally right next to a college, they're free.

[QUOTE=Berk;15918618]guitar hero is boring now[/QUOTE]
omg d00d gtr hro iz wikd u r luzr


we're trying to be able to give out condoms at my work (youth centre, funded by the town) but the people who work at the town office are idiots. and a bunch of stores won't sell condoms to the kids, thinking that it'll stop them from having sex. i hate stupidity like that.

Sup guys

not much. just talking about semen and STDs


typical stronghold stuff. how bout yourself?




edit: i just realized it's semen, not seamen

[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;15918689]omg d00d gtr hro iz wikd u r luzr


we're trying to be able to give out condoms at my work (youth centre, funded by the town) but the people who work at the town office are idiots. and a bunch of stores won't sell condoms to the kids, thinking that it'll stop them from having sex. i hate stupidity like that.[/QUOTE]

hahahah dude thats hilarious,

it's weird when kids have to give me money so i can go in to a store and buy them condoms.

condoms should not be seen the same by storeowners as alcohol tbh.

lol that makes me luagh so hard,

[QUOTE=Vannaroth;15918076]If I were American, I'd vote Democrat. Republican is for rednecks and fundies.[/QUOTE]

LOL @ Limeys jumping to American Political conclusions based on area-specific generalities.

...Well...there was a mirror...on the bathroom counter and I...[I]really[/I] wish I hadn't done that.



I want to listen to some noise, but mellow noise with hints of melody. Merzbuddha is the album I'm thinking of, but I've listened to it too much.

[QUOTE='[your name here];15918698']not much. just talking about semen and STDs


typical stronghold stuff. how bout yourself?




edit: i just realized it's semen, not seamen[/QUOTE]

Not much tbh. Some guy asked me to join a band which is pretty cool

apparently band practice got cancelled for the 6th time in a row.

wow.

i'm picking up my guitar tomorrow.

Damn that sucks about practice man. My band at the moment aint practiced since before xmas.

Cool about the guitar tho. What u gettin?

what type?

^ I'd begin to notice a pattern there...

[quote='[your name here];15918698']

edit: i just realized it's semen, not seamen[/quote]

They're not on a boat!!

It's more of a submarine.

Screw you, dude.

hai mn no h8 plz

I've totally fell in love with Good Times Bad Times. Such an amazing song. Would be a great opening number for a band.

And also, my girlfriend's Victoria Secret order came in today. Under normal circumstances this would be cool.....but due to my recent circumstances, the cool factor will have to wait. :(

hahahaha fail

Indeed Good Times Bad Times is amazing

i dont like zeppelin

I'm sorry.

Blasphamy

not at all

oliv you have the most generic taste in music ever

How is it generic?

Downloading season one of Farscape. It's funny that Phil said he was snaggin it a little while ago... I was just about to get it myself. Middle-school memories for me right there.

[QUOTE=oliv_da_skinmasher;15918942]How is it generic?[/QUOTE]

classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock classic rock

metallica

van halen \m/

And funk and blues and jazz and modern rock and punk and electronic and more.

Why all the hate on me man

"And funk and blues and jazz and modern rock and punk and electronic and more."

nah just classic rock

dude its jfac or nothing

[QUOTE=As The Roots Undo;15918970]"And funk and blues and jazz and modern rock and punk and electronic and more."

nah just classic rock[/QUOTE]

Right ok whatever you say.

Why are you hatin on me?