Crap, Jared is in the mood.

Jared's always in the mood

Thats very true.

Even more so over the past few months since I haven't been getting any.

Buy some hookers, and have yourself a good ol' time.

Those cost money.

Thats true.

[QUOTE=Renaissance]Those cost money.[/QUOTE]
You're on Myspace, aren't you?

Pretty much all the girls on there are whores

[QUOTE=Kif]You're on Myspace, aren't you?

Pretty much all the girls on there are whores[/QUOTE]

Hey now, I have some good friends on there.

[size=1]Well, they are kind of whore'ish..[/size] :upset:

Kif, you said you would make me an avatar today.

Yesterday was crap, i didn't go on MX at all !

[QUOTE=Mike Dirnt_310]Kif, you said you would make me an avatar today.[/QUOTE]
I know, I'm on it

Kif, if you can make me some sort of Socialist/Communist oriented avatar, I'll e-felate you.

I'll try later

Um... Mike (I need to learn names!): It might not be moving if that bothers you? If you want anything moving on it, the most I can do with the one I've made is make the text flash or disappear or something

[QUOTE=Kif]I'll try later
[/QUOTE]

Sweet. :-*

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/kifcandecideonanavatar/Avatars%20made%20for%20other%20people/gdseptem.gif]Snyped![/url]

[u]Linked![/u]

[url=PWNED!] [/url]

Sweet avatar :)

Anyone that has May Day off work/school can burn in hell.

:upset:

Off to school I go.

I need to make a Fall Out Boy avatar

But first, I need to get some trousers on

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]Anyone that has May Day off work/school can burn in hell.

:upset:

Off to school I go.[/QUOTE]
:lol: Why the hell do you have to go to school on May Day?

In America they have Labor Day, which is on May 1st, right?

We weren't allowed to have that over here, because you can't have a public holiday that shows some kind of political bias. So we have May Day instead, which is the nearest Monday to May 1st. But in other countries they just have May 1st every year.

Or something.

Man, last week I went to see the same band 3 times. It was so exhausting but 3 of the best shows I've ever been to.

Streetlight Manifesto are the nuts.

I'm listening to a live bootleg of Here's To Life someone took at Tunbridge now. Mental.

Ahhhh, that's kind of weird. Look what I'm getting:

At_The_Drive-In-This_Station_Is_Non-Operational-(Advance)-2005-RTB

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]Anyone that has May Day off work/school can burn in hell.

:upset:

Off to school I go.[/QUOTE]

Why would anyone have May Day off? It's not even really a holiday.

[QUOTE=Kif]Ahhhh, that's kind of weird. Look what I'm getting:

At_The_Drive-In-This_Station_Is_Non-Operational-(Advance)-2005-RTB[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Surely not.

I masturbated.

[QUOTE=Renaissance]I masturbated.[/QUOTE]

Good to know.

Imaginary rep++

:cool:

:chug:



So, this girl I'm trying to get with keeps texting me saying about how down she's feeling. What are good ways to cheer a lady up?

Give her head?

Much as I'd like to, she's not here at the moment.


Oh GOD I can't be bothered with life today. Why did I bother getting up?

Because it's impossible to sleep for 24 hours without prior intense sleep deprivation?

Think you hit the nail on the head there.


I would love to sleep for 24 hours. It'd be amazing.


I have heard stories of guys who've eaten a huge hash cake to themselves and then basically shut down and gone to bed for about 24 hours. I must try that sometime.

That would be intense.

Fun, though :smoke:


I've never actually passed out from cannabis yet. Although I did get pretty battered last night. We spent about an hour just telling the most crude jokes we could think of. I raised a good fit of the giggles with 'What's worse than raping a toddler? Getting blood on your clown suit'.


/sickness++

I've come pretty close to passing out, though it was from a mixture of weed and alcohol. I got so cross-faded that I wandered into the middle of this field at 2am, collapsed onto my back and just lay there watching the stars dance around in the sky. Every few seconds I would black out, snap awake again, watch the stars bouncing all over in the sky and leaving little trails of light, and then repeat the process. That went on for three and a half hours.

Goodnight.

Sounds insane! My best alcohol/weed wierdness was probably when I spent most of a Monday drinking, then went round to a friend's house in the evening for some bongs. I had to stay there because I was too wasted to walk properly, and I remember lying on the couch looking at the ceiling, and my entire view looked completely flat, like I was standing in front of a huge painting of a room. It was so messed up that my head started spinning and I nearly threw up.


All fun.

Goodnight, sir. Although it must be morning where you are now?

[QUOTE=billiejoe84]:eek:

Surely not.[/QUOTE]
It's good :D

Tell me about it. Anything to distract me from work.