[QUOTE=PaulSimonon;13479079]We've got 4 people with kids and I think 2 expecting at my school...[/QUOTE]

Speaking of children and parents hehe. Yesterday one of my friends was talking to this guy sand this is how the convo went (i'm changing names just in case)

My friend: Fu[SIZE="2"]ck[/SIZE] Mr.Smith is the biggest fuc[SIZE="2"]k[/SIZE]ing gay douchebag in the world. Seriously, he should have died at birth.

Other guy: Yeah...hes my dad.

I was back in the game as of last Wednesday.

Summary of the night: I walked behind myself filming the night and watching it and slow motion

Haha, nice. I myself made some purchases tonight... I'm spening hella money nowadays. Found a solid hookup with a good guy who has some of the best green you can get around here and found out a buddy of mine is a coke dealer.


So very a very productive night.

Oh ****. The wierdest thing ever happened to me yesterday/today.Not exagerating either. Last night i went to sleep at about 11, so then i wake up suddenly at 2 am and my parents are in my door way looking at me and they said: Um...what were you just doing. Me:Uh, sleeping what else, shouldn't you be sleeping too? parents: Are you SURE you were sleeping? Me: Yeah...why wouldn't i have been. Turns out that at fu[I]c[/I]king 2 am in the morning, i slept walked into my bath room, TOOK A SHOWER and went back to sleep. And i recall nothing of this, but i know its true cause when my parents woke me up, my hair was wet.

Good god....

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tknf7e23y9k[/url]

[QUOTE=Ting;13479111]Oh ****. The wierdest thing ever happened to me yesterday/today.Not exagerating either. Last night i went to sleep at about 11, so then i wake up suddenly at 2 am and my parents are in my door way looking at me and they said: Um...what were you just doing. Me:Uh, sleeping what else, shouldn't you be sleeping too? parents: Are you SURE you were sleeping? Me: Yeah...why wouldn't i have been. Turns out that at fu[I]c[/I]king 2 am in the morning, i slept walked into my bath room, TOOK A SHOWER and went back to sleep. And i recall nothing of this, but i know its true cause when my parents woke me up, my hair was wet.[/QUOTE]

haha, thats awesome.

one time i was in the shower and i fell asleep for like 15 minutes, standing up.

anyway, im gonna piss off for a while.

I woke up at 2:30 in the afternoon the otherday and when I asked my mom why I didnt go to school she said: "You were saying you were taking a shower and sitting in the pantry so I told you to go back to bed"

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13479127]haha, thats awesome.

one time i was in the shower and i fell asleep for like 15 minutes, standing up.

anyway, im gonna piss off for a while.[/QUOTE]

'Night.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13479130]I woke up at 2:30 in the afternoon the otherday and when I asked my mom why I didnt go to school she said: "You were saying you were taking a shower and sitting in the pantry so I told you to go back to bed"[/QUOTE]

Wtf? How does that happen?

I dont know.

I couldn't remember

Were you ****ed up?

Nope.

I'm off to bed guys...hopefully i don't take another shower in the morning. 'Night.

Evening.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13479153]Nope.[/QUOTE]

Weiiird.

I want a mandolin

Hows that for weird?

Not very. I want a mondolin too.

And a banjo...

Folk instruments in general make me happy

[url]http://www.maton.com.au/electrics/ms500.html[/url]

Gas anyone?

amazzzzing graceeeeee

how sweet the sound

[QUOTE=pukeboy66;13479732]amazzzzing graceeeeee

how sweet the sound[/QUOTE]
I was blind but now i see?

That makes no sense at all.

Grace aint that amazin'.

She can go get [I]fu[/I]cked

Damn cunt :angry:

It's now hit 12 oclock, And the day is October 21st.
Thus: My Birthday!

I am now 18.
Exciting is it not?

I don't understand those huge white pictures!

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13479848]I don't understand those huge white pictures![/QUOTE]

it's a serious problem known as deads[SIZE="2"]h[/SIZE]it-itis

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13479853]it's a serious problem known as deads[SIZE="2"]h[/SIZE]it-itis[/QUOTE]

Oh well. :upset:

ban teh chad.

small conversation I had...

[QUOTE]Temporal Rarity: and I stocked over 900 gallons of milk today.
Temporal Rarity: I counted.
Monica: holy caca
Temporal Rarity: not indiviually.
Temporal Rarity: but six gallons in a crate.
Monica: oh...
Temporal Rarity: and I counted how many crates that I emptied.
Monica: pnly 6
Monica: only*
Temporal Rarity: 6 gallons in a crate.
Temporal Rarity: four crates per shelf
Temporal Rarity: 5 shelves per rack.
Temporal Rarity: 7 racks in the room
Temporal Rarity: that is 840
Temporal Rarity: and I stocked more than that, because people take from the shelf before I can fully stock it.
Temporal Rarity: so I know I stocked more than 900.
Temporal Rarity: I know on sundays, when I stock it like 3-4 times a day, I stock about 4000 gallons.
Monica: wpw
Monica: dang.
Temporal Rarity: we probably sell about 6000 gallons on sunday.
Monica: like really that is a **** load[/QUOTE]

at least post some classics.


Goatse, or Mr Hands.



OHH!!

Lets see some harlequin fetus.

no harlequin fetus is the only thing im not desensitized to =[