^ Show No Mercy was recorded in 83, but released early 84. I'm sure that KEA was realeased in 1983 however.

Anyone here know the band called Hades (thrash)? I was looking through some bands on metal-archives and found this band. They're from New Jersey, and formend in 1978. :eek:

[QUOTE]41. Death metal sucks; Beer tastes better than virgins entrails
42. Black metal sucks; Beer tastes better than goat blood
44. Doom metal sucks; you could drink more beers in a minute than a doom band could play notes.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH MY GOD THAT'S HILLARIOUS! I took out the power metal one because Priest and Maiden border on it, and I like Iced Earth. Hey, check out my final 2 songs on my Axehead's Lyrics thread. I need some comments from my fellow Titans.

^ You moron, the power metal one was the best of all! :p

sensitive: aha, so SNM WAS before KEA. And no Haven't heard of Hades.

[QUOTE=LordDargon]As for Corporals comment on the Megadeth song... well, I haven't heard it (yet) so :p hehehe but really, I wouldn't trust his opinion as he likes Gorguts. ;)[/QUOTE]

Ahh, Gorguts isn't for rookies like you anyways! :lol: :p

Edit: ROOKIE!

So I'm getting my girlfriend into thrash, I've played her Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, Dark Angel, and Testament. She likes Slayer, Met, Dark Angel, and Testament. She said she likes the lower tone of vocals. I was gonna start with kreator but the high pitched vocals are out, any other bands that have deep vocalists?

Nope, it's for old poopers to sit around and pretend they can like that spazmoidal, random, epileptic riff. (Gorguts that is)

GraveRobbers: Try some Disgorge... ahah, never mind. Hmm, many thrash bands have high vocalists. Possessed, Exumer, Exodus, Exhorder, Slaughter, and Sacrifice come to mind... some if that is quite underground and you won't be able to get it aside from Soulseek or DC+ or somethinkg like that.

EDIT: Now why the fuc.k did I say Exodus? Those vox are screeching high... oh well, you'll have to show her them anyways since they are the backbone of all thrash collections.

Kill 'em all was released and recorded in 83 (mid 83)

Show no mercy was recorded in november 1983 but not released until feb, march april or some **** in 1984)

Bonded By Blood was recorded in Febuary 1984 but not released until April 1985. <-- Bloody Stupid.

thrash is trash

lol ya, I'll get her to acquire to screechy taste that I have come to love.

oh so you agree

mr j, j standing for jewcunt, (sorry, couldn't think of a non-rascist insult beginning with J) has been banned. I am most pleased.

NP: Kreator - Death is your Saviour

Just heard coroner....ya :thumb: , pure excellence

JMet, where did you learn that about the albums? Neither of us were even born then...... o.o

Get your girlfirend some Holy Moses. ;)

um, just kinda picked it up along the way..

coroner = the **** :thumb: ... some of the best guitaring you'll ever hear :D

Necrophagist = the best and neraly the most brilliant guitaring you will ever hear. The solo in Fermented Offal Discharge (which can be acessed on their site [url]www.necrophagist.de[/url]) is absolutely brilliant. 3:35... oh satan I just go fucnking nuts.

[QUOTE=LordDargon]Nope, it's for old poopers to sit around and pretend they can like that spazmoidal, random, epileptic riff. (Gorguts that is)[/QUOTE]

It takes talent to play like that little man. Check out the Gorguts bit/videos on guitar.com. Cool stuff there. You're also judging the entire album by one song... again you are a rookie, you ROOKIE! Word on the street is that you only first heard Priest like... one month ago, so says my 'Shwa brother ratm...whatever his name is.. Back to Gorguts... Try Earthly Love and tell me that's a bad song. TRY IT! That, or Inverted.

At least you respect Necrophagist though. For that, I respect you my good man... and because you love thrash so much...and you're a fellow Ontarioman... that too.
I've been drinking. :confused:

Yah, that's true about JP... /me is into extreme metal

I'll check out those gorguts songs

and I like necrophagist becuase the riffs are still followable, not all start-stop jerky all-over-the-place retarded random note hitting. :p

Coroner are better.

NP: Cryptopsy - phobopihle

recent hauls:

opeth - orchid
venom - black reign (2nd hand shop $18)

Obscura is a masterpiece. Yes it's dissonant but you have to give it time.

And as for doom metal sucks - being able to go to the bar and get a beer inbetween snare hits is one of the benefits!!!

[QUOTE=mr j]thrash is trash[/QUOTE]
Coming from a guy with an Aarron Lewis avatar doesn't mean much. F*cking noob.

Quoting and insulting someone who is already banned isn't that meaningful either. :p

He got banned, thus I am happy.

Quick - where is that Anthrax zombie video hosted? Or will I have to d/l?

[QUOTE=LordDargon]He got banned, thus I am happy.

Quick - where is that Anthrax zombie video hosted? Or will I have to d/l?[/QUOTE]
try this link :wave:

[url]http://launch.yahoo.com/artist/default.asp?artistID=1001077[/url]

Launch has a nile video as well, check it out if you haven't seen it, LordDargon. :)

the nile video is cool

Ooga booga, (noise I make when I have nothign else to say) I used to go to launch then stopped becuase I considered it Mainstream... hehe

*goes back* :upset:

OK, the anthax song was WAY to mallcore influenced. The intro kicked as.s; from around 3:30 to 4:00 kicked boatloads of as.s. The chrourus was pure mallcore, and the rest of the song was very mallcorish. Oh well, at least Megadeth are still...alive, and well. ;)

[QUOTE=manuscriptreplica]Coroner are better.

NP: Cryptopsy - phobopihle

recent hauls:

opeth - orchid
venom - black reign (2nd hand shop $18)[/QUOTE]

Hmmm,I got Grin a while ago.I´m not impressed at all.

[QUOTE=Jondur]And as for doom metal sucks - being able to go to the bar and get a beer inbetween snare hits is one of the benefits!!![/QUOTE]
Good point Jondur. Hey, I thought the semen joke would have gone better with pop-punk, but I thought I would come up with a few new rules for a thrasher.

Pop punk sucks-Beer tastes better than co..........
Rap Sucks - Beer tastes better than cristal, and is cheaper
R&B Sucks - Beer tastes better than tears and R. Kelly's urine
Nu-Metal Sucks - Beer is better treatment for depression than drop B tuning.

Loved the nu-metal one, ahahahahaha.

PS Did you see what I said about the Anthrax song? Obviously not or you'd be flaming me.