just some random stories and stuff, yeah I did talk about death metal for a bit

at least I know I can pretty much call anytime

were u liek hey girl, u wanna apocalypse my fleshgod

lame, even you're talking to a girl . past couple of months have been so dry

what?

that was the highlight of my summer easily

lol @ elim

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she sounds so cute on the phone omg

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awww sweet. you wanna bone her now don't you?

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17360609]http://www.suburbanshop.nl/suburblog/archives/Gallhammer.jpg[/QUOTE]

middle one looks like oli sykes

hey adb you can get me her # i promise i wont say anything stupid

oh yeah she asked me if I sung or danced

that was weird

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17360729]hey adb you can get me her # i promise i wont say anything stupid[/QUOTE]

nah dawg

i always ask girls if they sing or dance but i guess thats a personal interest

Nice ADB... now actually hang out with her... just ask to go to the movies or something...

adb how do i talk 2 girls

i'm online

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17360735]i always ask girls if they sing or dance but i guess thats a personal interest[/QUOTE]

oh really now

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17360743]Nice ADB... now actually hang out with her... just ask to go to the movies or something...[/QUOTE]

maybe

[QUOTE]adb how do i talk 2 girls[/QUOTE]

pretend they're guys with really high voices

[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17360743]Nice ADB... now actually hang out with her... just ask to go to the movies or something...[/QUOTE]

nah he has to awkwardly drool over her on the internet for a few more weeks before he can get that much courage built up

movies is where you go with some one when you don't actually want to talk to them

ADB has already come up with enough excuses to not be overly outgoing towards this girl, does he really need explosions in surround souns to add to that list

Don't bother girls are overrated.

wtf Matt gtfo

cowboy butts drive steve nuts

damn straight

[QUOTE=Angmar;17360755]wtf Matt gtfo[/QUOTE]

that hurts steven, honestly

movies are a good first date imo, you can sorta awkwardly talk before and then if the movie gets you talkin' after you can go out to a bar or something i guess after

Movies aren't bad ya, going to a movie and then getting coffee or something is nice so you at least have some talking time.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;17360761]that hurts steven, honestly[/QUOTE]

jk babe how you been?

movies are the most awkward dates ever. kiss her first man its easier

[QUOTE]jk babe how you been?[/QUOTE]

great. i just got bored tonight, decided to check out mx

k
[QUOTE=Cocaine;17360752]nah he has to awkwardly drool over her on the internet for a few more weeks before he can get that much courage built up[/QUOTE]

^^^
[QUOTE=Jaundice;17360753]movies is where you go with some one when you don't actually want to talk to them

ADB has already come up with enough excuses to not be overly outgoing towards this girl, does he really need explosions in surround souns to add to that list[/QUOTE]

nah I don't want to see a movie

she suggested a bunch of (non-sexual) random things we can do

Brent is just now talking to a girl after like 2 months you're gonna have to give him at least a year before his first kiss.

ADB go on a nature walk like I did... that seems to get sh!t going...

that's a bit mean

i just bought 4 dinosaur jr concert tickets

i dont think i could be anymore excited if Jesus himself visited me

**** kissing tbh
[QUOTE=Si1v3RfaNg;17360783]ADB go on a nature walk like I did... that seems to get sh!t going...[/QUOTE]

sounds like a good idea actually

she likes exploring

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i dont think i could be anymore excited if Jesus himself visited me[/QUOTE]

something i'll never say in life..............

but jesus could get you at least 8 dinosaur jr. tickets... he's magic

[QUOTE]**** kissing tbh[/QUOTE]this requires explanation

posting itt

[quote=jaundice;17360792]this requires explanation[/quote]

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It's overrated man don't you know?

yeah man totally dude

it's definitely worth trying, though

goddamn it i've been wandering round the house half naked with my pants falling down, just got up to make another cup of tea and I had my headphones on and theres some old lady standing right in front of me talking to my mother whilst my pants fell down exposing my pubes

i'm like "hey, hows it going?" pulling my pants up. :( I don't think she noticed fortunately

atta boy

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17360798]it's definitely worth trying, though[/QUOTE]


Nah my friends told me it sucks why bother?

dude just wants to get his end wet, **** the kissing lets get it on already