Yeah, it had a frog in it. One of the mini games was where you had to type words to make the frog move and if you typed too slowly a crocodile bit him on the arse. It was the best game ever.

Can't find mention of it on the internet though. Grrr.

And you should play Unreal, not Unreal 2004 though. That sucks.

I think I had that game

ghetto++

So. News.

I finally had my computer checked, turns out he's total loss. This means I lose everything: music, images, word files, massive p0rn stash, you know, everything.

The good news is that they will put in new parts and I should be back soon.

Man, that sucks Jelle.

I can try and upload some albums for you, so that you have something to listen to, if you'd like.

final fantasy > Halo
Rush>you

try Whiskey and ribena, Jess?????
bad luck Jelle man... :(

anyway, afternoon :)

NP- maiden-hallowed be thy name

evilmen...songs, it's non-alcoholic, but hot tea with honey and lemon is very soothing for a raw throat.

And if you must, throw in alcohol in there, I guess.

Guess who got unbanned dudes??!!

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Guess who got unbanned dudes??!![/QUOTE]

who? :rolleyes:

wow, 3 weeks passed already?...
...the entire summer passed already too?
:upset:

[SIZE=1]at least I dont have school[/SIZE]

:eek: Whiskey and Ribena. I'm, coming off as an alcoholic but I'm not really I promise. :upset: I just need to get slightly drunk if I'm at a party with people I don't know so I'm not really shy.

I can still smell the bloody pub on my hair underneath the shampoo. Grrrr. Even though it's an oddly comforting smell I don't want to smell of the pub.

Congratulations on getting unbanned, why were you even banned in the first place? And tough luck Jelle, have much stuff on there?

[QUOTE=evilmenhavenosongs]
Congratulations on getting unbanned, why were you even banned in the first place? And tough luck Jelle, have much stuff on there?[/QUOTE]

he was banned (along with other people) for posting a joke in a "morbid jokes" thread in the pit :D

Unfortunately the search didnt work and I cant find it :(

hm.. I know I said I wouldn't get an account merge, but screw it I'm going to any way

NP-machine head-davidian

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Guess who got unbanned dudes??!![/QUOTE]

Is it Jesus?

/strums guitar in nonchallant fashion

cheers for the rep Jom, mate

/waits for a response from DBJ in the site forum about me account merge
so here's a joke for you...

an MP puts forward a proposal to have brothels put into prisons to help reduce violence and men "turning pink" inside
so the leader of the party says "well, what will these prison brothels be like?"
and he goes..."well, they'll have their Pros and Cons" :)

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]cheers for the rep Jom, mate

/waits for a response from DBJ in the site forum about me account merge
so here's a joke for you...

an MP puts forward a proposal to have brothels put into prisons to help reduce violence and men "turning pink" inside
so the leader of the party says "well, what will these prison brothels be like?"
and he goes..."well, they'll have their Pros and Cons" :)[/QUOTE]

Hey, he's off the ban! Congrats dude.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]cheers for the rep Jom, mate

/waits for a response from DBJ in the site forum about me account merge
so here's a joke for you...

an MP puts forward a proposal to have brothels put into prisons to help reduce violence and men "turning pink" inside
so the leader of the party says "well, what will these prison brothels be like?"
and he goes..."well, they'll have their Pros and Cons" :)[/QUOTE]


That joke hurt. It really did. Ow.

[QUOTE=GurS]That joke hurt. It really did. Ow.[/QUOTE]
aye I know, it's in my "Viz book of crap jokes" for a reason

Pfff. Viz. A comic to make people who drive white vans laugh.

(No offence to Viz readers and/or white van drivers).


I'm still tired :(

My black tiger deck came today. This thing is just incredible. I need to learn more tricks so I can make the most of this deck.

Deck? like as in a skateboard?

No, he means some kind of card deck. I'm not exactly sure what it is special about it.

Nah, Alex is working on becoming a street magician. A deck of magic cards.

EDIT:

For those that wanted to be in the fantasy football league:

Live draft

or

Draft by ranks and Yahoo! autopicks for you?

[QUOTE=Jom]Nah, Alex is working on becoming a street magician. A deck of magic cards[/QUOTE]

f[I]u[/I]ck, seriously?! This is incredibly cool! What kind of tricks does he do?

[QUOTE=Jom]Nah, Alex is working on becoming a street magician. A deck of magic cards.

EDIT:

For those that wanted to be in the fantasy football league:

Live draft

or

Draft by ranks and Yahoo! autopicks for you?[/QUOTE]

Since we're doing a draft, I'd much rather have the live draft. I want to be in charge of my team sucking.

As of right now, I only know a small handful of sleights. Getting materials is expensive, and a little difficult.

The black tiger deck is a specialized deck. It's not rigged or anything like that. Instead, it's extremely high quality card stock and finish. This thing is so light it practically handles itself. But the real hallmark is the design. The cards are a negative print. The faces are solid jet black with the pips and suits in either pure white (for clubs and spades) or red (for hearts and diamonds). They have a very eerie look and feel, perfect for darker routines and tricks.

Hopefully tonight we'll all be on and we can get everything organized, or this will be a bit messy. I'm sure Chris will want to play this year, and I'll head over to Sports and see if anyone wants to join... because four or five people will be extremely lame, heh.

[quote=Lord Abortion]cheers for the rep Jom, mate[/quote]

You deserve it for helping out in the YSI thread. I'm 2100+, so I don't know how much I'm worth currently. I thought it was 2%, but I could be mistaken.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]As of right now, I only know a small handful of sleights. Getting materials is expensive, and a little difficult.

The black tiger deck is a specialized deck. It's not rigged or anything like that. Instead, it's extremely high quality card stock and finish. This thing is so light it practically handles itself. But the real hallmark is the design. The cards are a negative print. The faces are solid jet black with the pips and suits in either pure white (for clubs and spades) or red (for hearts and diamonds). They have a very eerie look and feel, perfect for darker routines and tricks.[/QUOTE]

That owns.

Alex, my girlfriend likes your avatar.

Dammit dammit dammit!

I went to plug in my cable into my guitar, and the washer that secures the jack is missing. This also means that I can't move the jack into the hole. Plus, the washer is missing. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Suggestions?

Duct tape. Either that or take apart something to get the washer. I've done it many a time before...but then the jack plate snapped.
My guitar still sounds good though.

The reason why I sound so bent out of shape is because I've heard people get electrocuted trying to work on their guitars while they're not plugged in, and I was worried about getting zapped.

I just spent the last 2 hours cleaning the bathroom because rich aunt and uncle are coming round and my mother always makes me do this before they come, also my Canadian cousin is coming who totally rules and is an excellent guitarist, like really killer, but he mostly plays acoustic classic rock stuff :(

bathrooms are gay

My high E string just snapped on me. I used up all my spares, so now I have to finish recording this nine minute solo I was working on later.
My first attempt at an instrumental. I hope I can get some strings tomorrow...

[QUOTE=Revolver]My high E string just snapped on me. I used up all my spares, so now I have to finish recording this nine minute solo I was working on later.
My first attempt at an instrumental. I hope I can get some strings tomorrow...[/QUOTE]
I always break strings when i cant relpace them. I just put an E string where a D string should go.

The first time this happened, I stole the string from my other guitar, but my other guitar is also lacking a high E string.
Oh well...

Just dont put a lower string on the high E. It hurts to play it.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Guess who got unbanned dudes??!![/QUOTE]
Me?

Oh...no. :upset:

So, it's officialy 17 hours until AS results time. Meaning I'm very frightened. If I don't match my GCSE results my dad will throw a wobbler. Why must I have gotten so good grades last year? :upset:

Anyone here get hit by the Windows 2000 worm last night?

[QUOTE=GurS]

Anyone here get hit by the Windows 2000 worm last night?[/QUOTE]

What happened?

[QUOTE=Jom]
For those that wanted to be in the fantasy football league:

Live draft

or

Draft by ranks and Yahoo! autopicks for you?[/QUOTE]

Live draft.

[QUOTE=leppermessiah]What happened?[/QUOTE]

A worm spread across the internet that hit computers running Windows 2000. Even CNN was screwed - the New York and Atlanta CNN offices were infested.

Ah well. It's only CNN :)

(other companies got screwed too).

Serves them right for not having XP, IMO.