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Its amusing to skip back a few hundred pages and read what was going on back then.

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So yeh, I was supposed to see Fish tonight with my Dad.

We get to Cirencester (about an hours drive) and its pouring with rain. Turns out the poor sod has got a soor throat, and has decided to post pone the gig.

So we drive home, stopping off at Tesco to buy some food (loaf of bread, beer and microwaveable pizzas).

My evening has been wasted :(

But on the plus side, I'm drinking Scrumpy Jack and listening to Mr.Scruff :cool:

I also saw a car that had PWN in its number plate when driving home.

Whoa, we have an official UK thread.

Cool.

[QUOTE=Wish]FOD.

Why were pages deleted?[/QUOTE]

I think theirs 30 posts on each page instead of 25 now.

Yeah, I think that's it. This page starts on post 28771, and the last one starts on page 28741, and the one before that on 28711.

Huh. This kills most page snypas ever to happen.

Hello MX Brits.:wave:

Wow! Now we get to approach page 1,000 [B]one more time![/B]

It's gonna be teh awesomes!!!

[QUOTE=Wish]Oh right, yeah. Of course. How silly of me :p

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

No problemo.

I think I'll start posting here.

its the j-ster.

Hey homies.

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Check this shite:

We got some American exchange students todai, I only thought there where a couple, but there's like 600!, And there everywhere with their 'beef jerky' and their 'Sidewalks' God I'm pissed.

Say nice things to cheer me up.
Or give me a link to a nice website to cheer me up.

I like your pants.

Would you like to walk with me along the sidewalk?

Here, have some beef jerky...mmm...jerky...

Do you like my sneakers?

:p

[QUOTE=NightHorse]Hey homies.

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Check this poope:

We got some American exchange students todai, I only thought there where a couple, but there's like 600!, And there everywhere with their 'beef jerky' and their 'Sidewalks' God I'm pissed.

Say nice things to cheer me up.
Or give me a link to a nice website to cheer me up.[/QUOTE]

beat the s[SIZE="2"]hi[/SIZE]t out of them with a cricket bat?

[QUOTE=Untitled]its the j-ster.[/QUOTE]

Evenin.

shotgun page snyping 1000 this time round.

or else :angry:

[QUOTE=GurS]shotgun page snyping 1000 this time round.

or else :angry:[/QUOTE]

/cricket bats you on the back of the head


I decree that 40 pages of comedy cartoon violence must preceed the page 1000 snype.

The pages will be hard to snype, if i set it to 10 posts per page, id be snyping 3000..

yes, but you're sad that way, aren't you :p

so, i spent my lunchtime merely sitting and talking with the object of my desire

good times :cool:

I am? :upset:

[QUOTE=Untitled]I am? :upset:[/QUOTE]

LIAR!

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]I like your pants.

Would you like to walk with me along the sidewalk?

Here, have some beef jerky...mmm...jerky...

Do you like my sneakers?

:p[/QUOTE]

Why? Why would you mock me in this manner, for all the things I've done for you.:upset:

yup. you are.

JOKING!


emomanlove for butler

Hey, im not emo, i dont even listen to emo.

Gur you n00b, for a start its ''Bagsy'' and we're already on page 1440 :rolleyes:

(I have 20 posts per page)

Horsey - Quit whining or I'll take you outside for a walk along the sidewalk in my brand new sneakers and your crappy old pants. Then I'll force beef jerky down your throat and make you eat fries.

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]Gur you n00b, for a start its ''Bagsy'' and we're already on page 1440 :rolleyes:

(I have 20 posts per page)

Horsey - Quit whining or I'll take you outside for a walk along the sidewalk in my brand new sneakers and your crappy old pants. Then I'll force beef jerky down your throat and make you eat fries.[/QUOTE]

Fine.

That sounds like it sucks...

Except for the fries, can I have them?

So I got mugged on Friday.

[QUOTE=the_uber_penguin]That sounds like it sucks...

Except for the fries, can I have them?

So I got mugged on Friday.[/QUOTE]

By Whom? Dirty Chavs


Wait, I have two Chav jokes:

What do you say to Chavs at work?


Can I have fries with that.

What do you say to Chavs dressed up in suits?

When does the trial start:upset:

Anyways, Tell me more??????

[QUOTE=the_uber_penguin]So I got mugged on Friday.[/QUOTE]
So I lost the will to do anything at all last evening.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Hey, im not emo, i dont even listen to emo.[/QUOTE]

uh, (- _\\\) yet there you go

and the chav joke is better told

"What do you call a scally in a suit?"

"The defendant".

Three chavs are racing towards the end of a cliff.

Who wins?




Society.

[QUOTE=GurS]Three chavs are racing towards the end of a cliff.

Who wins?




Society.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

its funny because its true.

How is chav like a slinky?

They're both pretty useless, but fun to watch falling down the stairs.


Yeah...they hit me in the face twice, and didn't even give me a black eye to show off for my troubles.

[QUOTE=the_uber_penguin]How is chav like a slinky?

They're both pretty useless, but fun to watch falling down the stairs.


Yeah...they hit me in the face twice, and didn't even give me a black eye to show off for my troubles.[/QUOTE]

i find that when scallies giving me trouble, pretending to be extremely naive and playing dumb when they know i'm clever, combined with ignoring them whenever possible, means none of them ever give me any trouble.

I live in the countryside, I only get fake chavs around here.

Sorry to hear you got mugged though Penguin :(

Edit: Page 1441 snype :cool:

We get neds here.

Yeah, theyre the same but whatever.

Penguin not that it's a good thing but snap!

Frigging fecking sarf london feckers ARGHHHHHHHHHHH ahem....yeah so saturday night me and my mates got attacked by some girls, tossers

I'm still pissed at them

and to whoever it was- my arguing skills won me plus rep I thank you very much :)

[quote=moaner]i find that when scallies giving me trouble, pretending to be extremely naive and playing dumb when they know i'm clever, combined with ignoring them whenever possible, means none of them ever give me any trouble.[/quote]

I only handed anything over when one of them showed me knife.

I didn't lose that much really: I hardly ever used my mobile and only had about £2 of credit on it anyway, and only 20p in my wallet. Annoying part of it is that there were my keys attached to it and my EHIC card which has my address, so we had to change the locks here. Also some stuff of purely sentimental value: a pendant from my first girlfriend, a photo of me with her, and photo of me with my current girlfriend, lots of old train tickets (I keep them for some reason) and newspaper clippings I thought were funny.







What kind of key opens any lock?



















HINT: You can find it on a calculator


















The PI key. :P

(Worst joke ever :upset: )

[QUOTE=the_uber_penguin]I only handed anything over when one of them showed me knife.

I didn't lose that much really: I hardly ever used my mobile and only had about £2 of credit on it anyway, and only 20p in my wallet. Annoying part of it is that there were my keys attached to it and my EHIC card which has my address, so we had to change the locks here. Also some stuff of purely sentimental value: a pendant from my first girlfriend, a photo of me with her, and photo of me with my current girlfriend, lots of old train tickets (I keep them for some reason) and newspaper clippings I thought were funny.







What kind of key opens any lock?



















HINT: You can find it on a calculator


















The PI key. :P

(Worst joke ever :upset: )[/QUOTE]

my comment was directed at that toher guy, not you.

When it comes down to it its your neck on the line.




I've never been mugged myself but do you not just hand over your wallet and keys and say "that's all i have", rather than empty your pockets?

don't see what they'd want with my keys, y'know. if they tried to get in here they'd feel the wrath of 160dB of finest 90s alarm system.

[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]
and to whoever it was- my arguing skills won me plus rep I thank you very much :)[/QUOTE]

That was from aaaaages ago, jeez.

wow, bad luck peng, soz

i always carry my swiss army knife anyway, incase i need to fashion a log kayack in an emergency :lol: but townies arent a problem for me anymore really, im 6' 4" with a great big shaggy beard, and most townies here aret even classed as adults, all they come out with is :"oi, ill get me mams boyfriends half cousin's stepdad's nephew's dads brothers mate on ya, he's [COLOR="Black"]fu[/COLOR]cking BLACK, long haired [COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]unt" while the run off at full speed into the distance

[b]ATTN: Adam[/b]
I think you'll be excited to know that I will soon be buying [i]Blackwater Park[/i]. I decided it was high time I checked out Opeth, and since you (Adam), my awesome friend Pat, and this guy with an Opeth shirt named Mike that I just met this morning all suggested it to me, I think I'll look into it.

Being the Opeth fanboy of this thread, I thought you ought to know.

ATTN: Mike

Still not actually called Adam :p

But thats cool to hear, just be open minded with the growls (unlike this thread was). His voice is too amazing to be put off by such dynamics

Plus hover over todays lyrics at the bottom of the first post to see how many cool people like Opeth --> [url]http://www.penny-arcade.com/index.php[/url]