poor slurms, didn't he get crushed when a cave collapsed?

Yeah but he probably survived in one of the movies or something

Whimmy wam wam wozzle!

sup lod
moto is bored, debating between going out with a girl who seems nice or just going straight to the **** buddy's house for some sex

nice girls finish last. Seriously though, just go out with the nice chick to appease the social norm. Then if that fails, spend the whole weekend at the booty call's place enjoying the fact you aren't on the road to marriage.


I'm sitting around debating whether I should do laundry, do homework, play games, or eat. Most likely it is going to go something like play games, eat, do homework, and do laundry tomorrow while working on preparing a speech I have next Wednesday.


If only getting ****ed school was as enjoyable as ****ing women.

**** the **** buddy then go see the nice girl, your pheromones will be raging and **** so she'll smell you and want to ****

holy **** it's like madlibs
okay okay okay BEAT the MEXICAN buddy then go see the nice girl, your pheromones will be raging and SINGING so she'll smell you and want to GET A BURRITO

only one of those was a four letter word though

you cheater

as good advice as that is, if I go see the fu*k buddy, I can't come back, she lives in El Paso and she wont let me go before 2 or 3 am, so I'm going to see the nice girl first, then going to see the other girl. Thx mx, you've solved all my problems once again.

I long for the day where the biggest problems in life is deciding which girl to go ****

lod i am sure i got me an official girlfriend today im pretty sure we agreed numerous times a b it drunk we were goin out....


what did i do

she has a nice rack and toosh

You are conforming to a trait which has been breed into our genus for a really long *** time. You proved food, she provides children. However, that is the final step, the former steps are the ones which you are experiencing personally.


IDK, I'm kinda sick of being single myself. I went through my whole, "I'm looking for a girl" after the whole depression thing that my Father's death put me in. Now I'm back in the, yeah I've got more important things in life to do (i.e. finish college), but I would really like a girl to drop in my lap right about now.


I have had really drunk girls literally fall in my lap, too bad for the last two weekends (and this weekend will be the same) I've been stuck in my apartment doing home work, working on a project, a paper, and/or studying for a test/quiz.


I did get me some of the new Bud Light Wheat stuff to try out, not too bad if I do say so myself. I enjoyed some while wasting my afternoon playing games. Not doing homework, or anything school related, like I said I was going to do so I would actually have free time over the weekend.

blech

[quote=mnemonic]not really, but i remember in highschool, my music dictated the speed i drove. if i was listening to something slow tempo like pink floyd i'd be driving like 40mph without noticing, but if i were listening to something heavy i'd be racing all over the place[/quote]
rofl this is what I do too, throw on some LOG and i'm over the speed limit half the time

[quote=The_Transporter]i agree, but Dirty Pillow Talk is still badass[/quote]

Easily the best song on the album, I don't know how he plays and sings that a the same time wtf

Webs is good too

[QUOTE=Left Face Down;17578537]You are conforming to a trait which has been breed into our genus for a really long *** time. You proved food, she provides children. However, that is the final step, the former steps are the ones which you are experiencing personally.


IDK, I'm kinda sick of being single myself. I went through my whole, "I'm looking for a girl" after the whole depression thing that my Father's death put me in. Now I'm back in the, yeah I've got more important things in life to do (i.e. finish college), but I would really like a girl to drop in my lap right about now.


I have had really drunk girls literally fall in my lap, too bad for the last two weekends (and this weekend will be the same) I've been stuck in my apartment doing home work, working on a project, a paper, and/or studying for a test/quiz.


I did get me some of the new Bud Light Wheat stuff to try out, not too bad if I do say so myself. I enjoyed some while wasting my afternoon playing games. Not doing homework, or anything school related, like I said I was going to do so I would actually have free time over the weekend.[/QUOTE]

god get a ****ing journal or something

whats going on in here

yo mama LAWL

i want to refurbish this lp recording but i bet it's going to take lots of moeneis lololo

Lod - No swine flu for me, it was actually a secondary infection from when I previously had swine flu and it ****ed up my lungs or some stupid crap. Pneumonia I'm told. All better now.

Mota-

I doubt I'll be able to come down Mexico way any time soon. You are just going to have to come up here and party I think.

Edit- Seriously epic right here- [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8fVUfLyafo[/url]

Glad to hear you are alright. I got pneumonia a few years back, got the flu really bad one week and then a few weeks later I started running a temp of 104 (literally I think I topped at 103.8) and then proceeded to jump from anti-biotic to anti-biotic for like 3 months before I stopped coughing up ****.

<3 how my family and prescription drugs don't get along. Not to mention coughing up my lungs for a few months wasn't exactly ideal.

sup lod, i think i'm gonna start eating healthier and working out and whatnot. the gym at my school is busy as hell this year, so i think i'm just gonna run around campus. i've got a pullup bar and a floor for doing pushups/situps, should i get some dumbbells?

Get a few dumbbells, you don't really need anything drastic. Of course I'm Mr. you don't need weights to get fit. I keep telling myself I am going to pickup a set of 10 lb and 20 lb weights, but I'm too cheap.

[QUOTE=mnemonic;17580472]sup lod, i think i'm gonna start eating healthier and working out and whatnot. the gym at my school is busy as hell this year, so i think i'm just gonna run around campus. i've got a pullup bar and a floor for doing pushups/situps, should i get some dumbbells?[/QUOTE]

Get some kettle bells if you can, really good for building strength. Chin ups/Pull ups and that are also a good idea to build back strength.

Iv started doing alot more cardio and im feeling good.

[QUOTE=benfan;17580797]Get some kettle bells if you can, really good for building strength. Chin ups/Pull ups and that are also a good idea to build back strength.

Iv started doing alot more cardio and im feeling good.[/QUOTE]

i'll check those out

also, thats not you in your avatar is it?

[QUOTE=mnemonic;17580472]sup lod, i think i'm gonna start eating healthier and working out and whatnot. the gym at my school is busy as hell this year, so i think i'm just gonna run around campus. i've got a pullup bar and a floor for doing pushups/situps, should i get some dumbbells?[/QUOTE]

Depends what you're after; getting a few dumbbells and lifting now and then will od basically **** all.

Look into the 300 home workout.

If youre wanting to bulk up and put on size then youre gonna need to start lifting properly.

Otherwise you'll just "tone up", which is a term so many people throw about, but is absolute bullshit.

[QUOTE=JoshIsNumber3;17579067]god get a ****ing journal or something[/QUOTE]

This.

blog 4 ur schoolwork

so, nice girl never answered her phone so I spent all night with the f*ck buddy, I kinda missed the nice girl =(
yash: you have to come down here, everything's cheaper, the girls are easy and the beaches are beautiful

Sup lod. Last night I drank Absinthe and listened to Porcupine Tree's "Voyage 34", soooo awesome.

[QUOTE=Modern Iconoclast;17581992]Sup lod. Last night I drank Absinthe and listened to Porcupine Tree's "Voyage 34", soooo awesome.[/QUOTE]

Is absinthe any good? I have a bottle I have yet to open. I'm pretty fond of sambuca I have heard it tastes similar