Yet you're on here up to 16 hours a day

[QUOTE=JJLink;16598763] I am talented, witty, extremely obese, so why pretend to be any different?
[/QUOTE]

huh?

no way.... maybe 4-5 hours some days and some days not at all..
remember I multi task, I can get my work done and still play with this forum. Maybe if everyone finally figures out I am not a dumb fuk, and I play and nothing more, we can all move on and forget about JayLink. I think that would be for the best.

[QUOTE=JJLink;16598794]absolutely. When I get busy and know I need a few months off to work on music & biz, I concoct some silly drama queen story or letter. The last one that Wish posted. I am pretty sure he was in on the joke. No one cares about the internet or some silly forum this much. It is theoretically impossible.[/QUOTE]

Why do you need to concoct things to leave an internet forum?

[QUOTE=silicon71;16598798]huh?[/QUOTE]


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=silicon71;16598798]huh?[/QUOTE]

2 points slut:chug:

[QUOTE=Superfly;16598800]Why do you need to concoct things to leave an internet forum?[/QUOTE]
because the drama lingers long after I'm gone like cheap perfume.

I am an actor, a very good actor who with this forums help has created a character, nothing more. Yet, some of you really think I get upset, raged, butthurt or whatever, and it is just fiction.
Basically, for everyone who chooses to participate in the JayLink saga. You've been played. But, honestly, it's all in good fun.:chug::p:thumb:

You're such a complex individual jaylink, I wanna grow up and be just like you
[SIZE="1"]minus the morbid obesity[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16598810]You're such a complex individual jaylink, I wanna grow up and be just like you
[SIZE="1"]minus the morbid obesity[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
2 more points..:p
yes, I admit, I am complex, but see a little trick to the 16 hour posting days bs is..I leave my browser open all day and I hit the gym, go out to dinner, write songs, and it always looks like I am on here almost 24/7. It's all an illusion.
my computer and browser and here on mx 24/7, but I am not...

I shouldn't be this revealing, you guys might just start ignoring me, and I would be crushed...absolutely devastated

[QUOTE=JJLink;16598806]You've been played.[/QUOTE]

wat

[QUOTE=JJLink;16598813]2 more points..:p
yes, I admit, I am complex, but see a little trick to the 16 hour posting days bs is..I leave my browser open all day and I hit the gym, go out to dinner, write songs, and it always looks like I am on here almost 24/7. It's all an illusion.
my computer and browser and here on mx 24/7, but I am not...[/QUOTE]

yeah that sooo matters when you appear offline, you're such a computer whiz

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16598817]yeah that sooo matters when you appear offline, you're such a computer whiz[/QUOTE]
yes, but the mods can see I am always signed in. :p

serious jay, you are here like 6-7 hours a day

that's bad

4-5 hours a day is complete joke, and nothing but damage control
you're always on here, hell, just in the last 11 hours or so it seems you've only had one break (judging from your recent posts)

[QUOTE=Alf™;16598827]serious jay, you are here like 6-7 hours a day

that's bad[/QUOTE]
nah, more like 3-4 which is still bad, but remember I am a neurotic attention whore with no real life. but seriously, I should limit myself to an hour or so every couple days.

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16598830]4-5 hours a day is complete joke, and nothing but damage control
you're always on here, hell, just in the last 11 hours or so it seems you've only had one break (judging from your recent posts)[/QUOTE]
I went shopping, had a shower tonight, watched the Bob Saget Roast, watch that comedy with Bernie Mac and Ashton Kutcher, made a snack, rehearsed my vocals for an hour and answered and sent about 30 e mails, was on the phone with my kids and band members for a hour. so I am still productive.
I really do many things at once. always have

hey cakeface


you SUCK

you JACKASS

[QUOTE=horseman;16598892]hey cakeface


you SUCK

you JACKASS[/QUOTE]
2 point for being a moron after I laid my soul bare..gj:chug:

jay

your mum is a terrible cook




right thats it im out of quotes

[QUOTE=horseman;16598910]jay

your mum is a terrible cook




right thats it im out of quotes[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she died 10 years ago, but I have to say her meatloaf did suck fermented moose balls...lol ( sorry ma)
1 point for endurance!!!:chug:

jaylink, i think you're just full of **** man, sorry but its true

[QUOTE=lugosi;16598940]jaylink, i think you're just full of **** man, sorry but its true[/QUOTE]

welcome to mx

[QUOTE=lugosi;16598940]jaylink, i think you're just full of **** man, sorry but its true[/QUOTE]
Lugosi STFU. we are all full of sh!t on here man, I am just one of the few who admits it...

i dont know really, all your posts in this thread make me cry inside

you make no sense at all, you say something but what you say next doesnt match what was previously said

and someone else already talked about it but yes it is ridiculous that you complain about people being unnice to you and then cheer with this thread

might i just say that one of your first comments was "stfu it's not" as a response to "this thread is so funny" but now you're all YAY!!!!!

with all honesty, i think you should stop lying because you just make a fool of yourself when you do, your lies are so predictable, your excuses are predictable, so just stop :\

and get out of the computer, i dont think its good for you

i must say the competition has been nailbiting
i am no good at jaylink trolling and could never be an athelete but i am a huge fan of the sport and love to watch the professionals compete
look at the grace and style :')
good luck everyone im rooting for you

[quote=(*The Noonward Race*);16597975]I hereby proclaim that my stamp of approval is to be bestowed upon this thread, hear this.[/quote]did everyone hear this btw
let it be heard

To Lugosi..

yeah sorry, you're not the boss of me, whatever you think is irrelevant and meaningless.
I don't lie at all. I am allowed to change my mind if I want, so quit preaching to me and putting me down when you're just a kid for God's sake.. I make a good living on the computer, I make my music and promote my band on the computer, I pay my bills on the computer , and I enjoy my leisure time on the computer. If you don't like it, maybe you should leave mx or just ignore me. Thanks!!

Moderator semi i approve of you

man, I am tired , but can't sleep, someone tell me a bedtime story.
and I don't want to hear, Once upon a time there was this fat guy who posted on mx...the end..

[QUOTE=JJLink;16599012]To Lugosi..

yeah sorry, you're not the boss of me, whatever you think is irrelevant and meaningless.
I don't lie at all. I am allowed to change my mind if I want, so quit preaching to me and putting me down when you're just a kid for God's sake.. I make a good living on the computer, I make my music and promote my band on the computer, I pay my bills on the computer , and I enjoy my leisure time on the computer. If you don't like it, maybe you should leave mx or just ignore me. Thanks!![/QUOTE]

eck im not even going to bother anymore :)

if you enjoy it so much then stick around, but dont complain later

That is all, lugosi is done!

[QUOTE=JJLink;16598833]watched the Bob Saget Roast[/QUOTE]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH








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wtf


I'll give $5 american to gold, $4 american to silver, and $3 american to bronze


I'm being totally serious.

I have just reciewed word from one of our generous sponsors, philanthropist and long time JayLink trolling enthusiast Mister Che: he has upped the ante and offers $5 american to the gold medalist, $4 american to the silver medalist, and $3 american to bronze medalist! He is being totally serious.

I didn't think this competition could get any hotter, but Mister Che blows up da termometer wooooo!!

If you're going to edit the original post, make sure that you put in a Paypal mention. I won't send money unless it's through Paypal.

[QUOTE=Wish;16599038]This is stupid.[/QUOTE]

Wish is correct.

Trolling Jay Link is like debating whether or not to eat the already expired cookies in the cabinet.. and then maybe you argue with a friend "do they mean best if purchased by this date.. or best if eaten by this date?" and then decide that if you bought them by the expired date they'd still be safe to eat.. and so you do you.. then after realizing they taste ok you finish off the whole box, only to end up puking and crapping like a sick horse a few hours later.

At this point, just throw the box away, but better to leave it in the cupboard. It takes up space and makes the shelf look a little more full then it did before, but no one.. and I mean no one would dare eat them.

[QUOTE=JJLink;16598782]sure it does. you can deny it all you want. but I push the buttons and I control the amount and the intensity of the trolling. It has always been that way. You think I don't know that if I ignore all the troll comments , you guys get bored and just move on in 3 minutes?
I have all this drama queen bs down to a science. none of it is real. Im my real life I am so laid back and relaxed , you would be shocked.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Jay, you need your own wiki for sure.

I actually seriously thought about making one for him.

hopefully one day you will

[QUOTE=Light Fantastic;16599286]but i cant use american cash moneys[/QUOTE]

Can't paypal convert currencies idk? Please take up any logistical issues with executive prize commissioner Mister Che.

Tee hee. lolamurican money