looooooooool

That's probably the best story ever.

lol did he have the mullet when you chilled with him?

sorta pretty geeky and nerdy lookin fellow

Hahaha where'd you guys chill?

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17641436]couple times, he ended up like a snivelling little baby who i had to babysit cuz i invited him out in the first place[/QUOTE]

Seriously, funniest ****ing story I've ever heard was the 5 beer one.

Always thought that dude was a try-hard.

So I submitted my first MLIA story. If you're not familiar go to mylifeisaverage.com

So I went to traffic court today wearing a black dress shirt, black pants, black socks and a black undershirt. I have hair down to my shoulders and a beard. Shortly before court began a guy came and sat next to me wearing a white dress shirt, white pants, white socks, a white undershirt and a white ballcap. His head and face were shaved completely bald. I found this very entertaining. MLIA.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17641468]Hahaha where'd you guys chill?[/QUOTE]

uh during a Morbid Ceremony/ Nuclearhammer rehearsal last time I chilled with him. Heard from others that ended up chilling with him later told me the same ****


****ing right Mappy that was pathetic

I was seriously loling sooooo hard. Probably wouldn't be if I had to babysit someone that pompous when they're drunk though.

nah I wasnt lollin pissed me the **** off considering I was the one who invited him in the first place like I was obliged to take care of it

Yeah, babysitting people like that suuuuuucks.

yep considering I was 17 having to babysit this 20yr old or whatver kinda lame hahahahahah

i love to experience a patients medication

I seem to have lost my cellphone

just had some awesome sex tho

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;17641508]yep considering I was 17 having to babysit this 20yr old or whatver kinda lame hahahahahah[/QUOTE]

word dude, no fun

my one friend went through a phase where he'd get way too drunk when he was 19 and i was 17, so the one night me and my friends duct taped him to a chair and were hitting him in the shins with a mag light. :lol:

I once got hit in the shins with a cane, goddamn that hurt

[QUOTE=The Feeding;17641513]I seem to have lost my cellphone

just had some awesome sex tho[/QUOTE]

i hate you man

jk i love you

hey do me a favor have some awesome sex to some Crash Love tunes next time

Maybe in the morning, she's sleeping. The last music we had sex to was Cage The Elephant and only because it was playing on my computer

My girlfriend likes to have mewithoutYou on.

im feeling guilty about something right now but idk what

i really need to buy a hookah


and i know i say this just about every day but goddamn

whatever that guilt was i fapped it away

i havent fapped in a very long time

I fapped this morning

it was godly

[I]dayum you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch

dayum you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch[/I]

[I]dayum you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch[/I]
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DAYUM GURL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfhTPaqKEAE&feature=player_embedded

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17641585]I fapped this morning

it was godly[/QUOTE]

I just fapped. It was glorious.

why is it dead up in dis bitch

sex with music on isnt fun at all

last time we played a lover's record we got at a thrift store for 50 cents

it was terrible