I haven't posted here in weeks, really.
But now I've got Internet access again.
Also, I saw the Decemberists on Sunday.

[QUOTE=Iai]I went to a strip club last night for the first time. It was my flatmate's birthday, but hey, any excuse. Funny thing is, I wasn't going to go until my girlfriend, of all people, talked me into it.[/QUOTE]
I have weird experiences like that all the time. It's obvious who wears the pants. I haven't been to a strip club, though. I've always figured it would be really depressing.

They're gross.

When you find yourself saying "Hey, I'd actually bang about 50% of the girls in here!" ... That's a good night.

That's what I'd expect.

[QUOTE=Luxor]They're gross.

When you find yourself saying "Hey, I'd actually bang about 50% of the girls in here!" ... That's a good night.[/QUOTE]

If you're going to waste your money and go to one, you might aswell just go to a topless one. Atleast they're cleaner and the girls are some what better looking. But seriously, it's a huge waste of money when you can just buy a Pizorn and take care of your self in the comfort of your own home.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]If you're going to waste your money and go to one, you might aswell just go to a topless one. Atleast they're cleaner and the girls are some what better looking. But seriously, it's a huge waste of money when you can just buy a Pizorn and take care of your self in the comfort of your own home.[/QUOTE]

You seem experienced.

I like it when sex is free.

..You get what you pay for.

XD

Looks like you got it...........[i]HANDED TO YOU!!!!!![/i]

/boiiiiing

[QUOTE=Zmev]Looks like you got it...........[i]HANDED TO YOU!!!!!![/i]

/boiiiiing[/QUOTE]

Ba-dum [I]tsh.[/I]

[QUOTE=Iai]I haven't posted in here in weeks, it seems.

I went to a strip club last night for the first time. It was my flatmate's birthday, but hey, any excuse. Funny thing is, I wasn't going to go until my girlfriend, of all people, talked me into it.[/QUOTE]

You and your crazy girlfriends.

[QUOTE=Luxor]They're gross.

When you find yourself saying "Hey, I'd actually bang about 50% of the girls in here!" ... That's a good night.[/QUOTE]
All but one for me. So a lot more than 50%. The ugly one kept hounding me all night though, and I'm too nice to say, 'Look, you're a minger, get as far away from me as possible please'.

:p Andy

One of my teachers heard me mention Tom Waits today and asked me to explain who he was.

And what did you say?

That he's an awesome singer/songwriter from the '70s who has sort of a cult following, and he has a really rough voice from too many years of cigarettes and alcohol, and that he has great poetic lyrics.

[QUOTE=Iai]All but one for me. So a lot more than 50%. The ugly one kept hounding me all night though, and I'm too nice to say, 'Look, you're a minger, get as far away from me as possible please'.

:p Andy[/QUOTE]


Was it full of dirty old men?

Fair enough.

I would imagine anyone would get slapped if they called a woman a "minger."

I have no idea what a "minger" is.

I learned that The Number 12 Looks Like You is playing in my hometown some time soon. My tiny little town! And they actually sound kinda good; sort of like CTTS but less heavy.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]You seem experienced.[/QUOTE]

You're not a man until you've wasted some cash at one of those joints.

P.S. That's one huge avatar and to top it off it looks stupid. Good work Jelle.

I guess I'll never become a man... unless I get dragged along like in Iai's case.

Today I lost the 2 picks I bought last weekend.

/bangs head on the wall

I'm fayling all the classes the government says that I need to graduate (2), and getting A's in the rest (4).

Stupid government.

[QUOTE=Wanker]I guess I'll never become a man... unless I get dragged along like in Iai's case.[/QUOTE]

I guess not.

Eventually you'll wind up there since Happy Hour is pretty cheap at strip clubs.

[QUOTE=pikester]I'm fayling all the classes the government says that I need to graduate (2), and getting A's in the rest (4).

Stupid government.[/QUOTE]

English and Religion/Philosophy???

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]I guess not.

Eventually you'll wind up there since Happy Hour is pretty cheap at strip clubs.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm

/strokes chin


It's still too much to pay for to just have va[size=2]g[/size]inas near me and not on me.

I like girls.

[QUOTE=Wanker]Hmmm

/strokes chin


It's still too much to pay for to just have va[size=2]g[/size]inas near me and not on me.[/QUOTE]

Ofcourse it is, that's why you only do it once to say you've done it.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Ofcourse it is, that's why you only do it once to say you've done it.[/QUOTE]

Alright, I see your point I guess.

You just don't want to be the guy whom all the strippers know by name.