[QUOTE=2muchket!;18456693]Alcohol can lead to poor decisions. Sex w/ fat girls is also on the whole excellent.[/QUOTE]

alcohol is pretty much an elixir of truth you're just ugly and british and can't get hot chix

you mad :lol:

I'm an above average looking bloke, real talk.

im ugly and english and i get along decently so frankie prolly can do way better than me

demon alcohol 4 real

i dont smile enough to get any girls

girls just flock to me it's ridiculous

i just hide my self-esteem issues and its all good

the native american part of me makes me and my family huge alcoholics

i havent been fucked in way too long but i also dont have self esteem issues

win some lose some

you should probably get some self-esteem issues

'cause if you're not getting any action there's probably something wrong with you ya know

[QUOTE=TimJim;18456892]im ugly and english and i get along decently so frankie prolly can do way better than me[/QUOTE]

I've slept with more attractive girls then uggos, not doing too badly.

Plus this girl I'm chatting to at the moment is v v attractive. Amazing body.

[QUOTE=12XU;18456903]you should probably get some self-esteem issues

'cause if you're not getting any action there's probably something wrong with you ya know[/QUOTE]

nah im like this close to bein perfect

i jork of tranies in gas station bathroms They like to stick toilet papr on my hed When they wjizz onit

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18456908]nah im like this close to bein perfect[/QUOTE]

oh really is that what your girlfrie- oh wait you're alone

yeah thats what my girlfriend used to say before i left her for bigger and better tits

is that what you were going to axe

how are those bigger better tits working out now

i bought a 36 pack of coors light at sams club the other day iv been drunk for a few days

idk i havent seen em yet

theyre probably pretty cool though

girsl w/ mroe then 1 boob ar gross

dont make me post triceratits