write "http://www.tinyurl.com/3rh9s352" and when they open you door you irl goatse them

troll em back brah

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17354158]girls that actually PLAY guitar and don't just have one in their room to look artsy are a rare find. Have sex with this girl, brent.[/QUOTE]

she's been playing for 7 years apparently, and has a lot of cool art/photos on her deviant art page (which I'm not linking you to)

and I'd settle for a lunch out

that's cause you're afraid if i had anyway to contact her at all i'd steal her from you

its oka i understand

make her a mix cd

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17354165]she's been playing for 7 years apparently, and has a lot of cool art/photos on her deviant art page (which I'm not linking you to)

and I'd settle for a lunch out[/QUOTE]
hopefully a sexual deviant too

[QUOTE=Crudo;17354167]make her a mix cd[/QUOTE]

nah I just gave her a link to my lastfm, there's a playlist already there

oh and Jaundice she loves industrial

did I tell you that?

nah dude you cant even mack on hunnies till you make them mix cds

what he said. You gotta put some effort in ADB if you want to progress

the eliminator method is scientifically proven get you bitches

the last time i made a mix cd it worked out well i got a cd full of my chemical romance, 12 stones and evanescence and i never talked to her again

you tellin me you never jammed some 12 stones in your car? you're somethin else bro.

i once dated a girl who made me an actual mixtape and i was like 'thanks but id ont have a cassette playa'

its the thought that counts

[QUOTE=Crudo;17354191]you tellin me you never jammed some 12 stones in your car? you're somethin else bro.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17353851]
and crudo is hilarious until he trolls me, then **** gets srs.[/QUOTE]

>:-(

girls be trying pretty hard to act cool you guys ever notice

what cool music should i listen to should i do like weezer or should i do like 80's industrial what does i do

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[QUOTE=Cocaine;17354196]i once dated a girl who made me an actual mixtape and i was like 'thanks but id ont have a cassette playa'[/QUOTE]

bet it was blank

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17354180]nah I just gave her a link to my lastfm, there's a playlist already there

oh and Jaundice she loves industrial

did I tell you that?[/QUOTE]lolol nice

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17354200]girls be trying pretty hard to act cool you guys ever notice

what cool music should i listen to should i do like weezer or should i do like 80's industrial what does i do[/QUOTE]

play birthday sex

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17354200]girls be trying pretty hard to act cool you guys ever notice

what cool music should i listen to should i do like weezer or should i do like 80's industrial what does i do[/QUOTE]

tears for fears?

girls are crazy!!!!!

one minute theyre like BLA BLA BLA and the next they're doin WHO KNOWS wHAT!!!!

some body mmake my parents stop guilt tripping me i asked my dad to give me back the fifty dollars he borrowed from me without my permit and now theyre telling me that i treat them badly and im never gonna go anywhere in life because i said I might return my synth to guitar center

[QUOTE=Crudo;17354211]one minute theyre like BLA BLA BLA and the next they're doin WHO KNOWS wHAT!!!![/QUOTE]

all minutes theyre like BLA BLA BLA

[quote=Crudo;17354211]one minute theyre like BLA BLA BLA and the next they're doin WHO KNOWS wHAT!!!![/quote]
or you tell them you're hanging out the day before and when you have to drive 35 minutes to get to her house she sends you a text that she forgot, just woke up and doesn't want to hang WHEN YOU'RE ONLY ABOUT 100 YARDS AWAY FROM HER ****ING HOUSE WIEUHF837H234 7FH23487VFN0 4H8347BF8037BFYC82347CB9Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

song for the ladies

that **** happened TONIGHT guys. ****

i was sittin in my chair right? you know how normal guys like me sit in chairs and watch our sports and whatnot. so anyway my wife was all like HONEY WHY DONT YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH and i was like THE GAME IS ON. men and women are SOOO different!!

my friend is reading a book about why men and women don't understand each other

answer in two words:

Social norms

[QUOTE=Crudo;17354228]i was sittin in my chair right? you know how normal guys like me sit in chairs and watch our sports and whatnot. so anyway my wife was all like HONEY WHY DONT YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH and i was like THE GAME IS ON. men and women are SOOO different!![/QUOTE]

^^^^

I know what you are saying, Nicholas. I fell you bro. I'm outside working on my Hyundai, you know? Then before you know it she's like HOW COME WE NEVER GO OUT ANYMORE and I'm like listen up I ain't made no dollar bills you crazy byrd why don't you juss go out with your friends and then she's like WAAHHH man I can't wait till her breast cancer catches up with her

social norms are an inconvenience

obv its a **** book coz no one knows still

yeah i work at a correctional facility and one day i come home and she's like HONEY I WANT A DIVORCE

guys im listening to this locust album and by the time im done i'll officially have more locust plays than pink and yellow plays in my library its gonna be so cool

[QUOTE]yeah i work at a correctional facility and one day i come home and she's like HONEY I WANT A DIVORCE[/QUOTE]thats not funny

I am enjoying a werther's original hard candy at this moment.

i am enjoying the vocal stylings of gucci mane

Who is that is that one of them color'ds

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17354243]I am enjoying a werther's original hard candy at this moment.[/QUOTE]

havent had those in forever

delicious

oh and these omg

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