:lol:

dead baby jokes never get old. one of my friends last year knew tons of 'em

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?





A baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why unload a truckload of babies with a pitchfork?





So you know which ones are still alive.

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How do you get 30 babies into a barrel?





with a blender.

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How do you get them back out?



With nacho chips.








I know alot.

How do you paint a house with only 10 dead babies?





Throw them harder.

[QUOTE=shane italian]How do you paint a house with only 10 dead babies?





Throw them harder.[/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol:

The best I've read here

whats the difference between a baby and a pizza?


a pizza doesnt scream while you're eating it

How do you spell dead baby? With its blood!

im going to cry.

Ok I got one.

A man with a gun says to a mother 'I'm going to kill one of your children, you choose which one'. Which one does she choose?











The ugly one.

Reiner, that's not a riddle, that's just horrible

we need more family guy in this forum

Read the original Community Thread, about half my posts in it are from Family Guy.

Imagine you're driving a brand new Mercedes at 100mph. The steering locks. The brakes fail. And you're about to fly off a 1,000+ft cliff. What do you do?















Stop imagining.

Pull the rip cord on my parachute.

i dont get it.

whats blue and [b]f[/b]ucks old ladies?




me, in my lucky blue jacket

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why do you put sellotape round your hamster?



so it doesn't burst when you [b]f[/b]uck it.

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A man walks into a bar with a distinct swagger, looking incredibly pleased with himself. He gestures to the barman, and orders a bottle of champagne. The barman smiles and asks,
"You celebrating anything tonight mate?"
"Not particularly," the man replies, "It's just that I can have any woman you see in here tonight."
The barman laughs.
"Oh really? And why's that?"
"Because I'm a rapist."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Letting Ian Huntley give your kid a bath.

I like baths.

I batheded myself

I'm never drinking anything but beer again.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I'm never drinking anything but beer again.[/QUOTE]


Amen

U kno wats funnier than a dead baby?

































Dead baby in a clown suit.



Whats red and at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with a punctured lung.


Whats the difference between a tree and a dead baby?
You cant **** a tree

[QUOTE=SactoUnited]
Whats the difference between a tree and a dead baby?
You cant **** a tree[/QUOTE]
Why the hell not?

[QUOTE=Anarcho Posuer]Why the hell not?[/QUOTE]
He has a point.

yeah, he does

**looks all innocent**

[QUOTE=martin_sane]Amen[/QUOTE]
Anything with a fruit name in it = Bad news.

out of curiosity, what would you call that? i mean, when you **** animals its beastality, but what about plants? _____ality?

[QUOTE=martin_sane]yeah, he does

**looks all innocent**[/QUOTE]


Martin_Sane...Justin_Sane. Catchy.

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]out of curiosity, what would you call that? i mean, when you **** animals its beastality, but what about plants? _____ality?[/QUOTE]
Florality

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]I'm never drinking anything but beer again.[/QUOTE]

why? beer sucks

[QUOTE=chips88]why? beer sucks[/QUOTE]
Beer is awesome. And it doesn't make me vomit and get hangovers.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Beer is awesome. And it doesn't make me vomit and get hangovers.[/QUOTE]

I can never drink enough beer to get drunk in the first place so i find myself having to buy vodka all the time, i hate vodka.

I like it

[QUOTE=StruckEverywhere]I can never drink enough beer to get drunk in the first place so i find myself having to buy vodka all the time, i hate vodka.[/QUOTE]
Haha I start to feel it after like 2 beers.

[QUOTE=StruckEverywhere]I can never drink enough beer to get drunk in the first place so i find myself having to buy vodka all the time, i hate vodka.[/QUOTE]

Is it because you lose the stomach for it or because you can drink an 18 pack and still not be drunk?

Cause if it's the latter, you're a god d'amn liar!

bourbon and coke is where its at

Pssh. I had like four deer parks last night and I'm still feeling it.

I just found out there is a Deer Park in Maryland. How crazy is that? I wonder if it's THE Deer Park...

[QUOTE=newzealand_punk]I like it[/QUOTE]

123. You can do so much stuff with hard licquor(sp?)

Vodka with limes is good

Powerpoint presentations are so easy

They are. I hate Powerpoints though. They're always so power...pointless.


HOLY CRAP I AM HILARIOUS?