I know, it's empty tonight. :upset:

I really should get to my papers and such...and watching the Sox...






...Oh well, Mx is more important. :p

Well fellas, "word on the street" is that my girlfriend Tori "cheated on me" Saturday night at a party...o_O.

Today at work, all I did was hit on this girl Heather. This girl is GORGEOUS. Red hair, awesome honey-like lips, very very light gray/green eyes, some freckles, nice body, great great great stomach, INCREDIBLE *** OH MY IT'S PERFECT, amazing legs, great "upper area." She's just beautiful over all. I wonder if something will happen there o_O.

I don't know if she likes me or she's just really flirty, or if it was just me imagining because Tori and I are in rocky water.

I'm le confused :confused:

:thumb:

-Gav

aye

Hey All.

[img]http://mitglied.lycos.de/jondanko/ashleedance.gif[/img]

for those of you who saw snl last night.

Go for it Gav.

Sound like she's got lots of cushion for the pushin'

:thumb:

That sucks man, ask her. If she says yes dump her... Or ask for sex. And then dump her.

Hi.




:amaze:

Luke, I hate you. A lot.

[QUOTE=ScorpSath]That sucks man, ask her. If she says yes dump her... Or ask for sex. And then dump her.[/QUOTE]

:lol: Nah, I'm the first guy my girlfriend's ever kissed :amaze:

Yes, you read that correctly: I am the first guy my girlfriend has ever kissed.

Heather's just on a whole new level. EXTREMELY high maintenance...but worth every penny.

Holy ****, her *** is to ****ing die for sgouahfjghsajg.

She's gorgeous.

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Luke, I hate you. A lot.[/QUOTE]

Leave my thread :p

Because Wintermute isn't here, I'm the acting mod :D

Now leave.

Just kidding (obviously). I love you, Paul.

:thumb:

-Gav

hey paul.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Luke, I hate you. A lot.[/QUOTE]


Thanks.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Leave my thread :p

Because Wintermute isn't here, I'm the acting mod :D

Now leave.

Just kidding (obviously). I love you, Paul.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
I hate Luke. A lot. Leave me alone to stew.

(Go Gav!)

omgz, i'm sapmming!!!!!111oneonetwo

this place is slow...

postcount++


*impatiently waits for november 16th to roll around*

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]:lol: Nah, I'm the first guy my girlfriend's ever kissed :amaze:

Yes, you read that correctly: I am the first guy my girlfriend has ever kissed.

Heather's just on a whole new level. EXTREMELY high maintenance...but worth every penny.

Holy ****, her *** is to ****ing die for sgouahfjghsajg.

She's gorgeous.

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

Pix Plz k thx :)




:amaze:

^ What's November 16th, if you don't mind my asking?

:thumb:

-Gav

November 16th, i get to see Megadeth live. :cool:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Pix Plz k thx :)




:amaze:[/QUOTE]

If I had one I wouldn't scan it because I'd be "too busy" :naughty:

Heh, just kidding. If I had one I'd definitely post it, but the sheer hotness factor would blow up your monitor and you'd be really pissed at me and my knowing amazingly hot girls.

Contrary to popular belief, I do know a lot of incredibly hot girls...and I'm friends with the majority of them (about 80%).

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]November 16th, i get to see Megadeth live. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Congrats man. :) Sounds sweet.

:thumb:

-Gav

Then if yu were her first kiss I highly doubt she cheated on you.

^ My thoughts exactly.

:thumb:

-Gav

Sounds like someone is an a[COLOR=White]ss[/COLOR] man....

[QUOTE=e p]Sounds like someone is an a[COLOR=White]ss[/COLOR] man....[/QUOTE]
Me?

[QUOTE=e p]Sounds like someone is an a[COLOR=White]ss[/COLOR] man....[/QUOTE]


Haha, that was a great episode of Seinfeld.




:amaze:

[QUOTE=Luke19Boarder]Haha, that was a great episode of Seinfeld.




:amaze:[/QUOTE]
Haha, I hate you.

Silly Kramer..

Actually I know what its like Gav. I had a gf who was just insanely a[COLOR=White]ss[/COLOR]. Her *** had an ***. It was great.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Haha, I hate you.[/QUOTE]


Haha, Thanks.




:amaze:

F is for fighting, R is for red,
Ancestors blood, in the battles they've shed.
E we elect them, E we eject them,
In the land of the free and the home of the brave.
D for your dying, O your overture,
M is for money, you know what that cures.
This spells out FREEDOM it means nothing to me,
As long as there's a PMRC!

-Hook In Mouth ~~ Megadeth

arg, i can't wait!

^ "Why HELLO lips, legs, breasts and ***!"

Name it!

:thumb:

-Gav