[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18810953]well why don't you do it [I]later[/I]

who am i kidding you're never gonna do this you're too much of a pussy to create anything[/QUOTE]

Create a recording of my voice.

[QUOTE=rasputin;18810952]wow still laughing at a bad joke you made a while ago on a forum

[I]so alpha[/I][/QUOTE]

Lol it's nice to see even you using my gimmick.

it's the easiest thing in the world bro

just speak up, just do your thing

I'm too much of a pussy to create a recording of my voice.

well how about we help you to face your fears

I write bad short stories.

Should I share them?

They are about cocaine and not giving a fuckkk.

So BEE

do it

Fav one is about a 20 something whose fam of 3 dies in an airplane crash and how this individual deals with the loss. It's cray. Yes, there is a lot of drugs involved.

No sex tho.

Which sucks cuz sex scenes are the most fun to write/read.

One day I'll write my own 'The Girl With Curious Hair' and it'll bee amazing.

sex scenes are fine by me as long as they don't compare body parts to fruits or calligraphic/typographic symbols

which happens in 99% of literary sex scenes

also that story is fuckkkking shite

The Girl With Curious Hair?

I find it pretty amazing and I don't even like DFW.

The barrage of “We liked you better fat,” the threatening letters to my home, [B]the kids that paid for tickets to my solo shows to tell me how much I sucked without Fall Out Boy[/B], that wasn’t something I suppose I was or ever will be ready for.

Awesome generation.

just another poorly researched 'modern society is sociopathic and jazz is cool' contrivance

i bet if i went to music school id shatter a lot of my illusion about how people think about music

You know it's making fun of that notion: 'modern society is sociopathic and jazz is cool'.

in what way is it making fun of it

seemed to be advocating it to me

Wow :lol:

[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MQMTJCZBL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/IMG]

this is some funny shit dude :thumb:

laughing so hard im peeing everywhere

Ah Mappy. I know it's lame but that spanking you got really entertains me.

nah

book is in the same vein as american psycho

'i can write a book that is all style and no substance because it's about people who are all style and no substance'

genius and all, but shit

even funnier

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18810997]
people who are all style and no substance[/QUOTE]

high and driving summed up in one short phrase

ok now i cant stop pissing somebody halp!

/opens mouth wide

i CANT STOP CUMMING

/spins in circles confusedly

one time i cummed and the cum came out as a solid ball of cum

loooooool

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18810747]is that like 'say hello to the night' or is it like 'send me on my sleepy ride to bedsville'[/QUOTE]


A bit of both.

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18811005]one time i cummed and the cum came out as a solid ball of cum[/QUOTE]

dude one time i jerked off 18 times in a row and i came dust

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18810997]nah

book is in the same vein as american psycho

'i can write a book that is all style and no substance because it's about people who are all style and no substance'

genius and all, but shit[/QUOTE]

It's making fun of it; I'm really surprised you didn't catch that from the tone alone.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18811009]dude one time i jerked off 18 times in a row and i came dust[/QUOTE]

same exact thing happened to me except the dust was blood

explain in what sense it is satirising the notion rather than satirically advancing the notion

he just wanted to write a story that was a bit kerouac and a bit salinger

queue cannibal corpse

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18811016]queue cannibal corpse[/QUOTE]

/cums blood but keeps on moshing

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18811015]explain in what sense it is satirising the notion rather than satirically advancing the notion

he just wanted to write a story that was a bit kerouac and a bit salinger[/QUOTE]

I'm now thinking you are trying to troll me.

nope