if you're gonna drink light beer you might as well cut off your balls

or be broke

I can enjoy a good miller lite on occasion.

mostly if that occasion is beer pong.

light beer is ****ing shite, drink a man's drink you ****ing pussies.

Why is light beer like having sex in a canoe?

(guess)

light beer is like drinking sour water

Because it tastes like **** and only pink polo wearing frat faggots enjoy it

it's ****ing close to water

yeah broke kids dont enjoy it at all

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;16477761]I just trimmed "down there" for the first time.[/QUOTE]

lrn2hygiene

i stand by my theory that coors light tastes like fart water.

The banquet beer commercials coor's has make me lol every time.

In the deep cowboy voice:
[I]"Coor's... the banquet beer"[/I]

But that's regular Coors not Coors light. I've seen that commercial once in my entire life. I never see regular Coors either.

I hardly ever see regular Coor's either.

[QUOTE=ICB;16477676]Budweiser, Miller High Life, Bud Lime (its ****in good!), Coors Light[/QUOTE]

Nice collection of horse piss there.

[QUOTE=superpeer;16477813]if you're gonna drink light beer you might as well cut off your balls[/QUOTE]

True enough. There was a time when brewing hooch was a serious job that took years of work as an apprentice to make a beer that first gave your tongue an orgasm and then curb stomped your blood stream.

Now just hook up a catheter to a bull, drop in some artificial beer flavorings, ferment for about a day, and then funnel it into aluminum cans. To distract people from this process, have blonde women with boob jobs pretend to drink at fake beach parties in your commercials.

Personally, I still think drinking beer out of a can is barbaric.

Chances are if you can find it readily in a can, it's not worth drinking. Hell same goes for a lot of twist top beers.

omg talking **** on poser beer **** yeah

here is the question.

do i go and see Coheed and Cambria play SSTB in its entirety or do i not go and not have the biggest disappointment of my life?

Sounds like an easy answer.

lol @ enc bumping his thread once every 4 months and nobody giving a [I]s[/I]hit.

Wait, you mean you DON'T care about enc's threads?

bitch I have them on RSS feeds

Well once in awhile he makes a heilworthy thread that's so funny I care but idk.

So, who is hosting the orgy this weekend?

I think it's Austin's turn, might be Mike though.

K, I'll make sure we have astroglide this time.

I only attend elite only orgies.

We'll make sure this one is non-elite free, last time mappy managed to sneak in, not sure how that happened.

[QUOTE=Angmar;16477941]lol @ enc bumping his thread once every 4 months and nobody giving a [I]s[/I]hit.[/QUOTE]

lol yeah

That ad on Sputnik that occasionally blasts out a few dissonant notes of high volume guitar really needs to stop.

Every time it happens I'm worried it'll blow out my speakers, and last week it scared the bejeezus out of my dog and caused her to lose bladder control all over my carpet.

It's like people in advertising are bigger, more bitter misanthropes than I am and are determined to not only make sure nobody buys the products they were commissioned to advertise in the first palce, but also to make absolutely certain you suffered in the process.