[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;18031953]Who contemplates on turds?[/QUOTE]

you should see the memoirs im writing

like half of it is turd contemplation

usually when this forum gets nudes its of ugly chicks. dont get me wrong theres like jadey and that other girl but thats about ti

Sounds like a best seller.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18031947]i give it a year before we get nudes of shortz[/QUOTE]

Lulz. I say never.

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18031951]im not that patient[/QUOTE]

... I can't even find an emoticon to express how I feel right now... You don't even know what I look like - I could be some hideous cow or something.

[QUOTE=adb;18031954]i give it a year before she leaves

no girls ever stay long[/QUOTE]

Now why would I leave? I enjoy you guys. Racist, sexist humor and all :)

ugh ate too many wings tonight

Maybe we'll get a picture of shortz's turds.

Kinda wish work would just gtfo right now.

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;18031961]Maybe we'll get a picture of shortz's turds.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps not.

whose bootay is that?

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18031962]you mean this one?

[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2ef0p37.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=284542&dateline=1276576402[/img]

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;18031961]Maybe we'll get a picture of shortz's turds.[/QUOTE]

we already have a pic of her basically the same thing

[QUOTE=adb;18031966][img]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=284542&dateline=1276576402[/img][/QUOTE]

lmao :lol:
[QUOTE=rotanimile;18031967]we already have a pic of her basically the same thing[/QUOTE]

Ouch. But lim, I thought we had something special going on :upset:

nah cant remember her name. she was in the picture comp with all the other girls

mx wimminz

she was british and had the best boobs ever

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18031967]we already have a pic of her basically the same thing[/QUOTE]

[img]http://imgur.com/lZRaK.jpg[/img]

Wait, are you calling me a dog adb?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18031971]she was british and had the best boobs ever[/QUOTE]

How were her teeth though?

she was hot all around man. if i was on my comp i would bring them up

[QUOTE=shortz;18031974]Wait, are you calling me a dog adb?[/QUOTE]

no that dog is wearing glasses.

[QUOTE=adb;18031978]no that dog is wearing glasses.[/QUOTE]

Haha, I'm just kidding.

was it bebubly austin

idk

What's with guys and boobs really?

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18031967]we already have a pic of her basically the same thing[/QUOTE]

Never saw it, but I'll take your word for it.

whats with girls and dicks

I'm more of a thigh/butt kind of dood

[QUOTE=shortz;18031982]What's with guys and boobs really?[/QUOTE]

I'm a v[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]gina kind of guy myself.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18031985]I'm more of a thigh/butt kind of dood[/QUOTE]

same

i like small butts

im more of a girls with dicks guy myself

the part of the thigh that meets the bottom of the butt is the sweet spot

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18031988]i like small butts[/QUOTE]


Where's the fun in that? :confused:

[QUOTE=rotanimile;18031989]im more of a girls with dicks guy myself[/QUOTE]

you mean mappy?

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;18031983]Never saw it, but I'll take your word for it.[/QUOTE]

Well, at least you won't be severely disappointed. :)

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18031984]whats with girls and dicks[/QUOTE]

Yeah but that's different - it's not we look at a guys crotch and are all like, "girl, that guys **** is huge, I'ma sleep with him tonight!"

you know whats awesome

back lines

[QUOTE=Angmar;18031991]Where's the fun in that? :confused:[/QUOTE]

You like big butts and you cannot lie?

girls advertise their breasts

guys dont advertise their cocks unless their like me

[quote=shortz;18031993]
Yeah but that's different - it's not we look at a guys crotch and are all like, "girl, that guys **** is huge, I'ma sleep with him tonight!"[/quote]
See: college campuses

Well it depends shortz.

But I definitely like a well shaped [B]a[/B]ss and if she has a large one but isn't too large herself that's a plus.

Small is boring because there's nothing to grab.

[QUOTE=Angmar;18031991]Where's the fun in that? :confused:[/QUOTE]

i like small full butts. i like petite girls