[QUOTE=duffroxmysox]Face it- moaner just wants to win the boat race[/QUOTE]

If i did, would you go out with me?


















lawl, I ain't no athlete :lol:

If i was on the team, it'd be to hand out towels

[QUOTE=moaner]
If i was on the team, it'd be to hand out towels[/QUOTE]

You mean slapping the rear of the fat minority boy with a wet towel kind of handing out?

I would be the team motivator, just say 110% a lot, and some rubbish about no I in Team, but you will always have Me in your team.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]You mean slapping the rear of the fat minority boy with a wet towel kind of handing out?

I would be the team motivator, just say 110% a lot, and some rubbish about no I in Team, but you will always have Me in your team.[/QUOTE]
You have just hit the hammer on the head, Ben.

This is part of why I don't do sports.

I wish I still played cricket, I had the record of never being out in my (3) games I ever played.

Now I wait for the American opinion on cricket from mike.

I have the record of taking 5 wickets in one over (2 bowled, 1 caught by mid off, 1 caught by me and one run out)

Run outs dont count :p But still, 4 in an over is still great.

Wish I could still spin it like I used to. Thee was a cricket roadshow dealy one year at various arishows that let you try all 3 positions, and the bowling challenge was suppsoed to be for fastest delivery. Screw that, I went in and spun it, and took the 'uber' batsmen out leg stump

Howdy everyone.


Going against what Andy may have said, you should be pleased to know that I'm not under constant government monitoring, for possesion of said p[U]orn[/U]ography, my computer's alright now.


I just got the October Viz. :)

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]I wish I still played cricket, I had the record of never being out in my (3) games I ever played.

Now I wait for the American opinion on cricket from mike.[/QUOTE]
I would have an opinion on cricket if I knew what the hell was going on while I am watching it. Why does each pitch take so long, and why must he run at the mound? What's up with these "Wickets"? And what is the goal of the game?

Wish, your usertitle makes me want to put Burn My Eyes on the ol' MP3 player.

[QUOTE=Wish]Craig, where have you been? I haven't seen you online for a few days :([/QUOTE]
I just couldn't be arsed coming on.


Me and about 20 friends have our own group and video making antics now.

The group we go under is "U.K Bollocks" and we go round filming each other doing really stupid stuff.


I'll try and get some videos up if I know how, I pretended to fall over and hurt myself right next to an old woman at the bus stop t'other day. :)

[QUOTE=SpectrumGuitarist]I would have an opinion on cricket if I knew what the hell was going on while I am watching it. Why does each pitch take so long, and why must he run at the mound? What's up with these "Wickets"? And what is the goal of the game?[/QUOTE]

each pitch takes so long because no-one's in a hurry.

He must run at the mound because it helps him bowl faster.

Wickets are what they try to hit.

The goal is to hit the ball either off the edge of the ground (for a 4 or 6) or as far as possible from the feilders to allow them to get the most runs without being caught out, run out or bowled out.

I forgot that Craig was being pwned by pr0n.

In other news, I spent my lunch-time running around with a huge box on my head with 3 friends, it was funny.

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]I forgot that Craig was being pwned by pr0n.

In other news, I spent my lunch-time running around with a huge box on my head with 3 friends, it was funny.[/QUOTE]
I'm clearly not!

[QUOTE=IAJP]I'm clearly not![/QUOTE]

Can they still see you?

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]Can they still see you?[/QUOTE]
No, my homepage is odd now.

[QUOTE=IAJP]


I just got the October Viz. :)[/QUOTE]

Viz > All

[QUOTE=GurS]/ofended by jess's 'ben is the only person worth talking to on msn' statement



/goes off and cries in the corner





(butler++)[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ I even put a disclaimer dammit :upset:

[QUOTE=moaner]If i did, would you go out with me?[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Hey everyone, only just discovered this place. looks like it could be fun.

I play drums, I'm 15 on 8th October, hmmm, that's pretty much it. Oh yeh, i love the outdoors (walking, scrambling, kayaking etc.)

Where d'ya reckon is the best place to get work on a sunday?

Tim

So I've joined the Hull University Physics Society Football team and the first match is tommorrow...

football is over rated, anyway


/caresses electro-acoustic.




RIGHT, so, the cheif rabbi of england came to speak to my school today. We were due to have a politics test, but the rabbi's speech colided with the lesson. Any normal teacher would have delayed the test until the following lesson.


My politics teacher made my class come in half an hour before school, just to do the test. Bitch.

[QUOTE=GurS]football is over rated, anyway


/caresses electro-acoustic.




RIGHT, so, the cheif rabbi of england came to speak to my school today. We were due to have a politics test, but the rabbi's speech colided with the lesson. Any normal teacher would have delayed the test until the following lesson.


My politics teacher made my class come in half an hour before school, just to do the test. Bitch.[/QUOTE]

:lol: @ Gurs pain.

thanks for that, ash :upset:

[QUOTE=GurS]thanks for that, ash :upset:[/QUOTE]

Sorry was only joking.

That sucks big style, I wouldn't have showed up at all if that was me...

[QUOTE=IAJP]No, my homepage is odd now.[/QUOTE]

Is it either About:Blank or a search engine?

You have Spyware.

//

So yeh, I spent most of my lunchtime running around with 3 of my friends under a giant cardboard box, with only my head sticking out yelling THE JITTER BOX IS COMING! (the townie kids call us lot ''jitters'' and ''jibber-jabbers/jibba-jabbas'')

Fun stuff, it was all recorded for the 6th Form Review which is in December.

any other teacher, i wouldn't have turned up. but my politics teacher has our whole class terrefied (cba to spell)

the thing that really takes the piss is that she didn't even turn up until normal lesson time - some other teacher was there to start it for us!

Woohoo!

I'm in Sutton Battle Of The Bands!

I think I need to arrange some rehearsals.

Yay for Penguin!

I hope you win. What're you gonna play?

Also, thank you to those who helped explain Cricket. I still think I like Baseball better, but most likely only due to familiarity.

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]Run outs dont count :p But still, 4 in an over is still great.[/QUOTE]

I ran him out :p

The ball was thrown, missed, I was standing behind the wicket, caught it and stumped the loser.

I'm playing original songs Spec. One very Greenday-esque one called [i]Long Live pt. IV: Corporate Punishment[/i], and one called [i]Purgatory's Angel (Punk Rock Cliché[/i] and finally one called [i]Suicide In The Trenches[/i], but I stole the lyrics for that from a Siegfried Sassoon poem.

Originals is always a good time. And poem-stealing is acceptable.

I just signed on as rhythm guitarist, pianist and vocalist for a group that I helped form up here at college. We're still working on covers, like "Where is My Mind?" and "Avon", and I'm going to introduce "All Along the Watchtower" soon. However, the process of writing originals for this band has started, though that's going pretty slow.

Good luck with the show.

so, my mate lent me a 'hope of the states' cd - he says i'll like 'em. they seem pretty good.

what do you peeps reckon?

Once again, Gur takes the FOD :cool:

[QUOTE=GurS]so, my mate lent me a 'hope of the states' cd - he says i'll like 'em. they seem pretty good.

what do you peeps reckon?[/QUOTE]

Few energetic tracks, but his voice annoys me after a few songs.

Ok to watch the odd video on MTV2, but nothing more

[QUOTE=GurS]Once again, Gur takes the FOD :cool:[/QUOTE]
Darn it! Not again.

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]Is it either About:Blank or a search engine?

You have Spyware.

//

So yeh, I spent most of my lunchtime running around with 3 of my friends under a giant cardboard box, with only my head sticking out yelling THE JITTER BOX IS COMING! (the townie kids call us lot ''jitters'' and ''jibber-jabbers/jibba-jabbas'')

Fun stuff, it was all recorded for the 6th Form Review which is in December.[/QUOTE]
It's a weird search engine.


And yes, Viz rules.

[QUOTE=GurS]
RIGHT, so, the cheif rabbi of england came to speak to my school today. We were due to have a politics test, but the rabbi's speech colided with the lesson. Any normal teacher would have delayed the test until the following lesson.


My politics teacher made my class come in half an hour before school, just to do the test. Bitch.[/QUOTE]
I got forced to volunteer to help with mass the other day :(

wtf

I pulled a grey hair out of my head earlier

:(

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]wtf

I pulled a grey hair out of my head earlier

:([/QUOTE]

Your age is catching up with you Brum.

[QUOTE=GurS]football is over rated, anyway

My politics teacher made my class come in half an hour before school, just to do the test. Bitch.[/QUOTE]

Yeh Professional Football in England has been completely ruined by Chelsea, I have lost a mighty amount of intrest in it.

we got let out of school at 2.20 today. My school owns.

[QUOTE=GurS]Once again, Gur takes the FOD :cool:[/QUOTE]
Also being the lowly noob I am, can one of you guys tell me what 'FOD' is please

Uh oh... Brum's gettin' old.

We don't need no geriatrics in this thread, so you'd better get real young again.

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]wtf

I pulled a grey hair out of my head earlier

:([/QUOTE]

Pfft, come speak to me when you're shaving off clumps at a time