Sam looks like he could draw a good dick.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454544]luc was so drunk he thought he was looking at a reflective surface[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i bet he fucked that girl too

her legs look like my ex's

you can only see like 10% of them

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454805]her legs look like my ex's[/QUOTE]

:lol:

dear god

adb's migrated towards the online persona of "macho-adolescent"

pity hes feminine enough to successful tranny

[QUOTE=adbforever;18454805]her legs look like my ex's[/QUOTE]

Lolwut thats my friend Mel, she's black dude

post a pic of her ass

Mel is the shit, real talk.

one of my exes, Katy, always talks about how I'm her favorite ex and how funny I am and that she really used to love me. so i'm always like "well do you want to have sex?" but she has a bf :(

i was hanging out w/ dis 1 girl i dated a few days ago and she poured me a hueg glass of vodka and then went and changed into mad tiny shorts and started talking about sexual situations and turned what was "our song"

i abstained because im a bitch

katy is a christian and really conservative. i can't believe i ever dated her in the first place.

wasn't very punx of me

and mappy, why didn't you fuck her dawg

watwasursong

a cute widdle emo song uve never heard
[QUOTE=blockhead;18455009]and mappy, why didn't you fuck her dawg[/QUOTE]
cause idk she's always high strung and we're really close friends so that would end up weird

and mostly cause i'm a bitch and always second guess myself

lol literally the only thing i had in common with katy was that we both liked the beatles.

which is probably the most likely common interest ever

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18455022]a cute widdle emo song uve never heard

cause idk she's always high strung and we're really close friends so that would end up weird

and mostly cause i'm a bitch and always second guess myself[/QUOTE]

smh mappy

samuel martin hooper

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18455032]smh mappy[/QUOTE]

this is why i've only ever sexed one wimmin

i'm a total bitch and i don't want to hurt peoples feelings and have an unrealistic fear of rejection

but idk i know this girl really really well and she's on the rebound and i know she does shit she regrets when she's drunk

I think this is the girl you've talked about before the slightly mental one. In which case fair enough.