[QUOTE=satchforever]Perhaps, Maynard is everywhere. When you breathe, breathe in the air, Maynard is there. He exists as an entity within the Oxygen. When you eat a box of delicious triscuit crackers, Maynard is inside. The cracker is the body, the flesh of Maynard. When you put the furniture in your place in a certain geometric pattern, Maynard is within your will and ambition.[/QUOTE]


So technically speaking, there's a little bit of Maynard in Fleshlights aswell?

[QUOTE=Dude3]So technically speaking, there's a little bit of Maynard in Fleshlights aswell?[/QUOTE]

*sigh* technically.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]Thanks man. At least that puts a couple rumors to rest.

Anything else worth posting?[/QUOTE]

No, I've found nothing else. Still looking around for anything but no luck.

[QUOTE=misunderstood]No, I've found nothing else. Still looking around for anything but no luck.[/QUOTE]
Still, its some good information.


Me thinks we'll be finding more out, VERY soon.


*proceeds with satanic laugh*

greetings

Hai.

Another post I found which really says about the same thing:

"This is what I've gotton so far
These are the questions I asked and got answered...............

New DVD soon (Adam)
New Album early next year (MJK)
Isis and TOOL tour (Aaron from Isis)
Volto recording (Danny)
And Zaum is going to start things up again (Danny)

Any more info regarding the chat will go here................."

That's it. So it seems as if someone managed to hack into the band's personal chat or something. There's a transcript of that here: [url]http://www.tooltabs.net/forum_two/viewtopic.php?t=1666[/url]
It's a bit confusing. Seems like they're trying to organize the chat. Anyway, check it out if you want.

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]

Wow, it's you. :wave:

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]

The man, the myth, the legend only has 200 posts?

What up wit dat?!

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]
:eek:

I want your babies!

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]The man, the myth, the legend only has 200 posts?

What up wit dat?![/QUOTE]

im a very quiet person. I only speak when spoken to... if you couldnt tell already..
:evil:

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]im a very quiet person. I only speak when spoken to... if you couldnt tell already..
:evil:[/QUOTE]
Do you go on MX regulary then?

I shall always speak to you.

[QUOTE=Dude3]:eek:

I want your babies![/QUOTE]

im flattered.. yet I don't have any babies to give away... shall we pro-create?

:evil:

[QUOTE=G_Mac07]Wow, it's you. :wave:[/QUOTE]

The one and only...

:evil:

[QUOTE=Dude3]Do you go on MX regulary then?

I shall always speak to you.[/QUOTE]

I stop in and check on my children every now and then..

:evil:

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]im flattered.. yet I don't have any babies to give away... shall we pro-create?

:evil:[/QUOTE]
Hellz yizaah!


*Finds test tube and suitable egg*

Threadstarter, who would you say are the best users in this thread?(A good flame war should get this thread movin')

[QUOTE=Dude3]Threadstarter, who would you say are the best users in this thread?(A good flame war should get this thread movin')[/QUOTE]

Only god can judge.. believe in jesus and go to church.

:evil:

[QUOTE]originaly posted by [B]Demonhunter[/B]
If you were actually Maynard, you think you would even throw out the idea you were him?[/QUOTE]

im using reverse psycology...............or am I?!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]

SOMEONE WHO CAN EDIT THE FIRST POST AT LAST!

Hey

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]SOMEONE WHO CAN EDIT THE FIRST POST AT LAST!

Hey[/QUOTE]

Hey

i just wanted to tell you, you created a monster !!!!!!!!





























:D

[QUOTE=Adam Jones is GOD]SOMEONE WHO CAN EDIT THE FIRST POST AT LAST!

Hey[/QUOTE]

If only we'd have had this 4 months ago :rolleyes:

I'm dissapointed to see i didn't get mentioned in the dissapearing regs convo.

/Dissapears.

I was thinking to myself of the disappeared regs, and the list went: Ben, clear, Joz, etc..

You were second on the list, so don't feel too bad.

This place is going to be like a caffeine-addicted autistic 17 year-old at a Dillinger Escape Plan concert, once we get some good news on the new album.

My 2 cents.

Is it just me or does ToolOwnsYou like the :evil: smiley too much?

No, it's definitely just you.

:upset: I can't believe he's back and people want his babies.

[QUOTE=Demonhunter]:upset: I can't believe he's back and people want his babies.[/QUOTE]

Jealousy sucks.

Amirite?

[QUOTE=Demonhunter]:upset: I can't believe he's back and people want his babies.[/QUOTE]

He's been back before.

And cheers Kage :)

OMG 2 posts on 1 page, i need to stop it!

Someone find the chatlog from the other night...kkthxbai.