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Meatplow 06-14-2010 10:10 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031813]Oh yeah, you're a chef right?


[I]hot.[/I][/QUOTE]

yeah i'm finding it's doing wonders for me with women I meet just having the title

not that i'm particularly good at it yet, but whatever I don't mind being fawned over for nothing

shortz 06-14-2010 10:11 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18031822]whats the other sport. bjs?[/QUOTE]

Haha, sure, we'll go with that one. ;)

[QUOTE=adb;18031826]great day, went out w/ gf for awhile[/QUOTE]

That's good to hear.

Xplisit 06-14-2010 10:14 PM

are you cute

Aakon_Keetreh 06-14-2010 10:15 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031832]Haha, sure, we'll go with that one. ;)
[/QUOTE]

well whats the sport u were thinkin of

shortz 06-14-2010 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18031837]well whats the sport u were thinkin of[/QUOTE]

Haha, I love how you're still on this. :lol:

Aakon_Keetreh 06-14-2010 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031847]Haha, I love how you're still on this. :lol:[/QUOTE]

im just curious lol

adb 06-14-2010 10:21 PM

[SIZE="7"][B][FONT="Impact"]lol[/FONT][/B][/SIZE]

Nostalgia 06-14-2010 10:22 PM

lol

shortz 06-14-2010 10:23 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18031849]im just curious lol[/QUOTE]

I can see that. ;) But I'll let you figure it out.

Nostalgia 06-14-2010 10:26 PM

im debating whether or not to ask out this hostess girl that works at the restaurant next to me. i went to high school with her so idk that may help me spark conversation, but i plan on just being direct as possible

being passive with girls isn't working like it used to

Aakon_Keetreh 06-14-2010 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031852]I can see that. ;) But I'll let you figure it out.[/QUOTE]

how can i figure it out without any tips

shortz 06-14-2010 10:27 PM

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18031856]im debating whether or not to ask out this hostess girl that works at the restaurant next to me. i went to high school with her so idk that may help me spark conversation, but i plan on just being direct as possible

being passive with girls isn't working like it used to[/QUOTE]

Do it, what do you have to lose really?

rotanimile 06-14-2010 10:27 PM

i plan on leaving my house sometime

lol jk

Xplisit 06-14-2010 10:29 PM

you must live in a gorg house

adb 06-14-2010 10:29 PM

the ground just shook

:caliquake:

Xplisit 06-14-2010 10:29 PM

you must be near san diego

watching the baseball game and the announcers were freakin' out over the tremors lol

shortz 06-14-2010 10:30 PM

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18031858]how can i figure it out without any tips[/QUOTE]

Lol, okay, here's a hint: what's the one thing guys want a girl for? (Besides making them a sandwich)

:)

Murdererer 06-14-2010 10:30 PM

turning 21 was so last year

Aakon_Keetreh 06-14-2010 10:31 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031866]Lol, okay, here's a hint: what's the one thing guys want a girl for? (Besides making them a sandwich)

:)[/QUOTE]

sex

adb 06-14-2010 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Xplisit;18031865]you must be near san diego

[/QUOTE]

100 miles north

[QUOTE=Murdererer;18031867]turning 21 was so last year[/QUOTE]

^^^

Murdererer 06-14-2010 10:32 PM

girls dont even cook anymore

lazy bitchez

shortz 06-14-2010 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Xplisit;18031836]are you cute[/QUOTE]

I have a "cute" personality I've been told - whether or not that translates to my appearance being cute, is up to you.

So, maybe, maybe not.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18031869]sex[/QUOTE]

Exactly, and I'd much rather **** than cook.

srsly.

Xplisit 06-14-2010 10:34 PM

i like you

Murdererer 06-14-2010 10:35 PM

ud much rather s[SIZE="2"]h[/SIZE]it than cook? lol wtf

shortz 06-14-2010 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=Murdererer;18031877]ud much rather s[SIZE="2"]h[/SIZE]it than cook? lol wtf[/QUOTE]

Lol, perhaps that wasn't clear...

And wait, what do men ever do for [I]us[/I]?

rotanimile 06-14-2010 10:38 PM

beeen up[ for 36 hours Yeahhhh

Deth 06-14-2010 10:39 PM

protect you from bears

and in your particular case, decide against lynching you

thank us bitch

Murdererer 06-14-2010 10:39 PM

we do everything for u

Tyler 06-14-2010 10:39 PM

listening to king crimson eliminator?

Anglachel 06-14-2010 10:39 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031882]Lol, perhaps that wasn't clear...

And wait, what do men ever do for [I]us[/I]?[/QUOTE]
give you a kitchen isnt that enough

rotanimile 06-14-2010 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;18031886]listening to king crimson eliminator?[/QUOTE]

haha

shortz 06-14-2010 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;18031884]protect you from bears

and in your particular case, decide against lynching you

thank us bitch[/QUOTE]

:lol: well I'm glad. You wouldn't have anyone else to pick your cotton for you then.

[QUOTE=Murdererer;18031885]we do everything for u[/QUOTE]

Psh, like?

Nostalgia 06-14-2010 10:43 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;18031859]Do it, what do you have to lose really?[/QUOTE]

I have a fear of rejection. I've never been really rejected by a girl, but the thought of it scares me enough to avoid the whole situation.

I guess it's better than not doing anything and being lonely, though.

Meatplow 06-14-2010 10:43 PM

I like women who would much rather s[size=2]hi[/size]t than cook

shortz 06-14-2010 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=Xplisit;18031875]i like you[/QUOTE]

If I knew you better, perhaps I could say the same?

MalleusMaleficarum 06-14-2010 10:45 PM

[QUOTE=Meatplow;18031896]I like women who would much rather s[size=2]hi[/size]t than cook[/QUOTE]

jaundice post

rotanimile 06-14-2010 10:45 PM

girls are scawy

MalleusMaleficarum 06-14-2010 10:47 PM

eating a jos louis

sup

Deth 06-14-2010 10:47 PM

got asked out to a world cup match next week by bitty

guess soccer is good for something

Meatplow 06-14-2010 10:47 PM

scat farming vids are strangely appealing recently


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