I thought Jon's analysis of women's speech was pretty spot on.

[QUOTE=Sid]The Punk forum doesn't have any females, only guys talking about who has the biggest p'enis.[/QUOTE]

Cady's dick is bigger than mine.

Oh snap.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]Cady's dick is bigger than mine.[/QUOTE]

That's not very hard though is it?

[url=http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/ChodaBoy1/Picture10.jpg]Me on drugs being naughty[/url]

[QUOTE=RissaPoodle5207]That's not very hard though is it?[/QUOTE]

You surpase me as well, so I guess not.

My breasts are bigger than yours, however.

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy][url=http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/ChodaBoy1/Picture10.jpg]Me on drugs being naughty[/url][/QUOTE]
Hmmmm

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy][url=http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/ChodaBoy1/Picture10.jpg]Me on drugs being naughty[/url][/QUOTE]

So [I]thats[/I] what Macaulay Culkin looks like these days.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]So [I]thats[/I] what Macaulay Culkin looks like these days.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Blame Wacko Jacko

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]
My breasts are bigger than yours, however.[/QUOTE]

THAT isn't hard at all. :thumb:

[QUOTE=RissaPoodle5207]THAT isn't hard at all. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

That's right, Ms. Flat-As-A-Board.

Natalie Portman > Kiera Knightly.

Because they look similar.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]That's right, Ms. Flat-As-A-Board.[/QUOTE]

It's not THAT bad.

[QUOTE=Black Ink]Natalie Portman lacks the accent, and she's a crazy vegan, therefore Kiera Knightly > Natalie Portman.[/QUOTE]

Natalie Portman has a much cuter ***.

Every seen the Closer pics?

She's also graduated from Harvard, so she's smart as hell. She's got a ****load of talent to boot.

Plus shes a nice Jewish girl, so my dad would be happy.

Kiera has a better stomach though, and several studio pictures make her look heavy chested. She isn't however, if you look at her bikini papparazi photos.

[QUOTE=Sid]The Punk forum doesn't have any females, only guys talking about who has the biggest p'enis.[/QUOTE]
Thats because punx are dominant. :thumb:

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]Natalie Portman > Kiera Knightly.

Because they look similar.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha, i called Adams cousian Natalie Portman by accident once, and she knows i think portman is quite hot. Shes not shut up about it yet.

[QUOTE=RissaPoodle5207]It's not THAT bad.[/QUOTE]

Things must look bigger when you look at them from above.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Ha ha, i called Adams cousian Natalie Portman by accident once, and she knows i think portman is quite hot. Shes not shut up about it yet.[/QUOTE]

I think one of my cousins is hot.

It's not a big deal.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]Things must look bigger when you look at them from above.[/QUOTE]


I know what this is about. You're trying to get me to take a picture of my boobs and show it to you. And that's just not happening.

I think Winona Ryder looks EXACTLY like Keira Knightley

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]Things must look bigger when you look at them from above.[/QUOTE]
Ouch.

[QUOTE=RissaPoodle5207]I know what this is about. You're trying to get me to take a picture of my boobs and show it to you. And that's just not happening.[/QUOTE]
That's illegal if he wasn't born before 1988!

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]That's illegal if he wasn't born before 1988![/QUOTE]

He was born in like 1990 or something.

And apparently I was born in 1991.

[QUOTE=Black Ink]Ugh, have you ever been with a girl who's super intelligent? They let you know it every minute.[/quote]

I've been with a stupid girl before. Not fun at all.

The one intelligent girl I've ever had an in-depth conversation with was quite cool. I was never her boyfriend though.

[QUOTE]
Jewish part is....not a plus or minus.[/QUOTE]

Because your father isn't Jewish.

[quote]I don't care for breat, Kiera Knightly has legs like none other and thats what I like.[/QUOTE]

Legs? Bah. Tricia Helfer has better legs.

Breasts are a bonus, but by no means important. It's more about the shape and texture than size. Natalie Portman is flat too.

Natalie Portman is still better, though. Wouldn't mind a threesome however....

[QUOTE=RissaPoodle5207]I know what this is about. You're trying to get me to take a picture of my boobs and show it to you. And that's just not happening.[/QUOTE]

Not really. I prefer a picture of your lips than of your breasts.

Especially since your flat.

Marissa has some boobies.

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool]Marissa has some boobies.[/QUOTE]

Who's Marissa?

[QUOTE=Black Ink]Disagree with the first part, agree with the second.[/QUOTE]

Keyra Agustina and Vida Guerra are better than the both of them anyway.

And Jessica Alba is better than everyone.

(I'm an Albaholic.)

Im going. Bye.

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]
And Jessica Alba is better than everyone.

(I'm an Albaholic.)[/QUOTE]
Have to agree with you there. Gets my blood boiling

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]
And Jessica Alba is better than everyone.

(I'm an Albaholic.)[/QUOTE]

she's cool i guess but they could have gotten a better invisible woman :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=CrimbleVan]she's cool i guess but they could have gotten a better invisible woman :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I agree. Jessica Alba should be the Naked And Commonly Viewed Women. Not invisible.
[QUOTE]
I will not deny Alba's hotness, but I am marrying Kiera Knightly.[/QUOTE]

Go ahead and have her. She hot, but hardly top five.

Maybe top 10.

[QUOTE=Black Ink]Who are you and who gives a flying fu[SIZE=2]c[/SIZE]k about a crappy movie when Alba's hotness is involved?[/QUOTE]

Well oddly enough I see yer point in that, they had to attract people to the theatres with something because from what I've been told that movie sucked big balls :thumb:

[QUOTE=BleedthesKY]Who's Marissa?[/QUOTE]

For serious. Who's Marissa?

I like yer new icon Rissa... purples cute

[QUOTE=CrimbleVan]I like yer new icon Rissa... purples cute[/QUOTE]

Thank you.
Pinkish purple is my favorite color. :)

Ow.
My eyeball just clicked, and now it hurts

What the ****?

This just in: Muse rules

Affirmative.