I screamed **** YOU really loud out the window driving past Jehova's Witness the other day

once we made fun of this hindu substitute teacher in high school by asking her inappropriate questions

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17993665]yo tyler's rebellious side is serious

plus you can't csb someone with that avatar

missingo cheat was the best[/QUOTE]

I wasnt even trying to be rebellious, I was legitimately curious about what it was all about. I mean, I knew it was probably bogus but I went in as unbiased as I could be. Plus I was killing time while my then-girlfriend was getting a haircut or some bullshit like that.

Basically the stress test is you gotta hold these weird metal can things, which are heat sensitive, while they ask you extremely rude and invasive questions. She asked my friend if he was secretly miserable, then kept asking him what was "ruining his life". The idea is that you'll be angered by the questions, causing you to grip the metal things which causes the "e-thetan" reader to spike.

When I figured out how it worked I just held them in my hands without gripping when she asked bitchy questions and when she realized I figured it out she flipped out and csb.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17993657]i've been kicked out of the toronto church of scientology before, pretty awesome.

went in to take one of their free stress tests, it was a joke, they got mad and called me a "spectator" and told me i was never to come back.

one time, i walked by it at 4 in the morning and there was a black guy shredding on a six string bass.[/QUOTE]

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I once pissed on a christian church with a friend of mine at 10 PM. i once wrote profanity in a bible at like 2 PM...uh what else cant think of anything atm will update l8r

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17993680]I once pissed on a christian church with a friend of mine at 10 PM. i once wrote profanity in a bible at like 2 PM...uh what else cant think of anything atm will update l8r[/QUOTE]

Last time I pissed on a church it was like 1 or 2 in the morning and really dark, so I walked over to the front of the church and started draining and then a light came on and some guy was just sitting there reading a book and it was really awkward for him. I was too drunk to csb

i went to a catholic school once and they kicked me out so i broke the principals window and took a **** and threw it through

a couple weeks ago i went to some christian place to watch my dads band play guitar and there was some like 18 yr old kid trying to act tough at me so i kissed him on the lips and it started this big thing. im banned from that place now but its not like i would ever go back to that gay christian hipster place, f[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]ggots

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17993678]I wasnt even trying to be rebellious, I was legitimately curious about what it was all about. I mean, I knew it was probably bogus but I went in as unbiased as I could be. Plus I was killing time while my then-girlfriend was getting a haircut or some bullpoop like that.

Basically the stress test is you gotta hold these weird metal can things, which are heat sensitive, while they ask you extremely rude and invasive questions. She asked my friend if he was secretly miserable, then kept asking him what was "ruining his life". The idea is that you'll be angered by the questions, causing you to grip the metal things which causes the "e-thetan" reader to spike.

When I figured out how it worked I just held them in my hands without gripping when she asked bitchy questions and when she realized I figured it out she flipped out and csb.[/QUOTE]


I was joking son.

But yeah interesting to see how they pull this ****.

The weirdest part was there was a TV with a video on Dianetics but it was dubbed in Spanish.

has anyone seen that tom cruise scientology video? what an idiot

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0[/url]

oh yea, i called a white guy who im pr sure was a priest a "****ing ******" as my friend drove past

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17993702]oh yea, i called a white guy who im pr sure was a priest a "****ing ******" as my friend drove past[/QUOTE]

you'll realise in about 4/5 years time that this **** is ****ing immature and really disrespectful

and uncool

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17993705]you'll realise in about 4/5 years time that this **** is ****ing immature and really disrespectful

and uncool[/QUOTE]

yea, ive realized that ill realize that. but hey, you only get 18 years to be a "kid"

ill look back and have some funny memories, to say the least

[QUOTE=adb;17993679][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/o8cffm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Is a helluva drug.

i dont do drugs/drink/smoke tbh

i have to drink cuz i get nervous sometimes but then i act like a jackass

as much as i hate tooting my own horn (and if you could call this that) im one of the insane ****ers that doesnt need to be under the influence of anything to do something mother****ing ****tarded. although i pale in comparison to my two friends ben (threw a baseball into moving traffic) and chris (drove 90 miles in the wrong lane uphill) a tad bit.

thats cuz ur 16

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17993714]i dont do drugs/drink/smoke tbh[/QUOTE]

Nerd.

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17993728]thats cuz ur 16[/QUOTE]

nah, almost all the 16 year olds i know are ****ing pussies.

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17993714]i dont do drugs/drink/smoke tbh[/QUOTE]

You poor deprived child.

I haven't drank in so long...

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17993715]i have to drink cuz i get nervous sometimes but then i act like a jackass[/QUOTE]

A part of me wants to be all girly and say "aww" and give you a hug.

But nah.

Man my roughest night was back last summer from drink/drugs/smoking.

Had 8 pints, 2 bottles of cider, 3 joints, 2 dabs of MDMA, 1 line of ketamine and went through two packs of cigarettes in a day night.

I felt weird for the next two days.

when i was 16 me and my friends would go around destroying stuff i feel bad about it now

just a bunch of stupid stuff like leaving pictures of my spatula all over the movie theature, like on that thing that takes ur picture just leave it with my spatula on it for the next person to see

[QUOTE=shortz;17993738]You poor deprived child.[/QUOTE]

nah, smokings ****tarded anyhow, and i havent found any alcohol i like to date. plus i dont have any weed connects (seeing as thats the only drug id even minorly consider doing) and im not gonna look for one tbh

[QUOTE=shortz;17993738]A part of me wants to be all girly and say "aww" and give you a hug.

But nah.[/QUOTE]


u dont have to come all the way to california to hug me ill just drink alcohol and cry myself to sleep....

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17993745]u dont have to come all the way to california to hug me ill just drink alcohol and cry myself to sleep....[/QUOTE]

Oh Murderer, you're bringing out the girly-ness in me, please stop :lol:

lawl

bulldog it sounds like the ppl u know suck, u need to find friends that fuk around and like to have a good time

tbh