[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]Get away from my nuts!

Flipping them is my buisiness (<-- how the hell do you spell that word?) and no-one elses :angry:[/QUOTE]
Business. I always spell it wrong, quiet depressing to say i do business studies at college and apparently im quite good at it.

cant' be a very good college then

[QUOTE=GurS]/flips brum's elephant[/QUOTE]

She's so yesterday.

Keep her.

Go on.

I won't care.

I won't cry.

I won't tell my mummy you stole my pet.

Edit:

wtf

[url]http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/ElephIno.jpg[/url]

:lol:

/violates brum's elephant

Gur - you're a sick pig!

:naughty:




wassat? there's pigs about?




:naughty: x2

Like I said: chaos. Sheer chaos. And mostly Brum's fault, too. Though I've underestimated the power of Gur's abilities...

Today I got a pet Monkey.

I called him Morris.

Morris the Monkey.

He's much cooler than Ellanor the Elephant.

:cool:

I spanked my monkey earlier :naughty:

You're a terrible human being, Brum.

[QUOTE=Lord Brummington]Today I got a pet Monkey.

I called him Morris.

Morris the Monkey.

He's much cooler than Ellanor the Elephant.

:cool:

I spanked my monkey earlier :naughty:[/QUOTE]

are you thinking what i'm thinking, brum?





ORGY, NOAH STYLE!

You're a terrible human being, GurS.

[QUOTE=SpectrumGuitarist]You're a terrible human being, GurS.[/QUOTE]






no i'm not, mike!

























i left an elephant orifice untouched, just for you!






See, i'm considerate :)

Pure chaos.

but you love it, right?











right?








































guys?








































































anyone else here?

























































































































































*tumbleweed*

[QUOTE=GurS]*tumbleweed*[/QUOTE]
I LOL'd. That was brilliant.

I'm not a terrible human being.

I'm special.

My Mummy says I'm special.

I LOL'd at that, too.

The UK Thread harbors some great guys, as well as some very crazy people, the kind of people who like to create confusion and disorder and make perverse jokes at the expense of my sanity. I think I might be going mad.

And yet I keep coming back...

spectrum-

less loling, more lollying pls

And i DO believe that's a FOD for me

Mike cant stop looking here, as he knows ill tell him something cool everytime he checks.

Except now, i've only got the Nintendos new controller to argue over with someone, but no news story

[QUOTE=GurS]are you thinking what i'm thinking, brum?





ORGY, NOAH STYLE![/QUOTE]

/me sees I'm an animal.

Uh-oh

/me tries to fly
/me sees [url]http://www-formal.stanford.edu/jmc/applications/node5.html[/url]
/me also sees [url]http://www.smile-a-day.com/penguins-can-fly.shtml[/url]

Dammit!!!

/me waddles away from GurS as fast as possible
/me falls over
/me jumps in Thames and swims North.

[QUOTE=the_uber_penguin]/me falls over
/me jumps in Thames and swims North.[/QUOTE]
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I am not here
This isn't happening...

Imagine the following.
You walk into a pc store. Pick up a new soundcard. You know for a fact it will work on your system.
You tell the salesman you'd like to buy it.
He says, 'Sorry Sir, but I can't sell you that until I check your pc to make sure it's compatible'.
You reply, 'But I know it'll work, I've had a version of this soundcard before'
He simply repeats what he said before.
Needing the soundcard, you have to concede to let him check your pc.
You come in the following day with your pc, he hooks it up and spends 20 minutes testing it. At the end of it, he reveals to you that your pc is perfect for the soundcard and nothing needs changing.
However, now he wants you to pay for the checkup.

This is what f[I]u[/I]cking specsavers did to me today.
I've had my contact lenses for 4 months. A week ago I tried to order some more online.
The online specsavers store called me and told me something on my file wasn't complete and I'd need to have a checkup.
So I made an appointment and went to it today.
I had my contacts in, and after 20 minutes of them turning my upper eyelid inside out, putting ink in my eye e.t.c. They revealed to me that NOTHING in my prescription needed changing. However, I wouldn't be able to order new lenses from the website until I paid THEM for my checkup.

What? It's only £20 but I know for a fact I shouldn't have to pay for something I was forced to have and wasn't even neccessary. In fact, all they have to do in their f[I]u[/I]cking filing system is put in the date I had my checkup. If I needed a new prescription I could understand having to pay, but the fact is I didn't want the checkup, I wanted a new set of lenses that had worked for the past 4 months. I think I would've f[I]u[/I]cking noticed if I couldn't see well in them. On account of 4 months being along time to sit and ask the question, 'Has it been really foggy for the past 4 months or are my contacts wrong?'

Bastards.
I haven't paid them yet, I didn't have any money on me (because I was under the impression I had an appointment for a checkup and not an appointment for being banged in the arse) so I just told them I'd pay in a few days and went home.
Bastards.

Brum is depressed :(

/offers shoulder to cry on.


elaborate? we can compare our dismal excuses for lives

Its hard to pinpoint whats getting me down.

One moment I'm happy, then the next I'm not.

Its poo.

I have that EXACT same thing.


Except in my case, it's an effect of the anti-depressants :)

[QUOTE=GurS]I have that EXACT same thing.


Except in my case, it's an effect of the anti-depressants :)[/QUOTE]

Just a heads up, anti-depressants can dry out your eyes. o noes!

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]Imagine the following.
You walk into a pc store. Pick up a new soundcard. You know for a fact it will work on your system.
You tell the salesman you'd like to buy it.
He says, 'Sorry Sir, but I can't sell you that until I check your pc to make sure it's compatible'.
You reply, 'But I know it'll work, I've had a version of this soundcard before'
He simply repeats what he said before.
Needing the soundcard, you have to concede to let him check your pc.
You come in the following day with your pc, he hooks it up and spends 20 minutes testing it. At the end of it, he reveals to you that your pc is perfect for the soundcard and nothing needs changing.
However, now he wants you to pay for the checkup.

[/QUOTE]

Specsavers don't sell computers, but that irrelevant, so I'm going to laugh at you.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=NightHorse]Specsavers don't sell computers,[/QUOTE]

It's called an analogy :rolleyes: Next time you think of quoting me just ALT+F4 and bury your head back into some mans pubes.

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]It's called an analogy :rolleyes: Next time you think of quoting me just ALT+F4 and bury your head back into some mans pubes.[/QUOTE]

I also said Thats irrelevant, so don't make a big deal about it

[QUOTE=NightHorse]I also said Thats irrelevant, so don't make a big deal about it[/QUOTE]

Bury it.

I made a bitchin' House of Cards in my free lesson this morning, it was 7 rows high.

:cool:

[QUOTE=KKKKKocaine]*rant*[/QUOTE]

The computer dealy happens all the time (even though you're on about glasses, as I paid attention).

Although if it was PC World, you would probably end up with glasses, they're scared of doing technical things with computers

(Great weekend thing to do, walk into one, ask them what type of memory would be most sutiable for your motherboard, and watch them squirm through their training routines, only to end up fruitless)

Meh... I'm totally motivationless at the moment...

FOD, [i]f[/i]uckers

Meh, we all got FOD'd. Darn it.

I wanted to be special.

"I wish I was special..."

I woke up too early this morning :)

That's early.

I didn't realise that early even existed.

I've pulled all-nighters before, penguin... you wouldn't BELIEVE the kinds of early that can exist. It's enough to drive a man mad, MAD, I TELL YOU!