As I mentioned earlier there is a mouse in my house. I just owned it about 5 minutes ago. It scampered into my room, I cornered it, forced it into my bathroom and caught it there.

Job well done, I say.

[QUOTE=6Stringer]As I mentioned earlier there is a mouse in my house. I just owned it about 5 minutes ago. It scampered into my room, I cornered it, forced it into my bathroom and caught it there.

Job well done, I say.[/QUOTE]

What are you gonna do with it now?

Ebay.

[QUOTE=NPC]Would it be as funny if he was chewing on a red bendy straw?[/QUOTE]
Unlikely. But oh my, if that straw was yellow! That would kill me.

I put it back outside. eBay was my second option.

[QUOTE=Little Man being Erased]Unlikely. But oh my, if that straw was yellow! That would kill me.[/QUOTE]

What if it wasn't a bendy straw?

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]I need proof though, I think you flipped out on your mother and are trying to cover it up.[/QUOTE]
"You are right, young Derek. I was mistaken, and thus I offer my humble apology to thee."
- My mom

Check and mate.

Does your mom really talk like that?

[QUOTE=NPC]What if it wasn't a bendy straw?[/QUOTE]
Now you're just talkin' crazy.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]"You are right, young Derek. I was mistaken, and thus I offer my humble apology to thee."
- My mom

Check and mate.[/QUOTE]

That's not valid proof. Until see something that I can agree with you will continue to be the prime suspect in the "Flip Out" case.

[QUOTE]Now you're just talkin' crazy.[/QUOTE]

So the answer is "no" then correct?

So to prove my innocence I would need to...[b]travel back in time![/b]

/cue dramatic music

to the Delorean!

I was vigorously chewing on your mother earlier, and now my tongue hurts like a motherfu[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]ker. It's awful.

[QUOTE=NPC]So the answer is "no" then correct?[/QUOTE]
Correct.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]So to prove my innocence I would need to...[b]travel back in time![/b]

/cue dramatic music

to the Delorean![/QUOTE]

Along with your birth certificate, Social Security Number, school records, finger prints, DNA samples, and dental records in order for me to prove that you exist.

My findings were astounding! Authentic photograph of the event:
[URL="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/dfarr3/dinoz.jpg"]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/dfarr3/dinoz.jpg[/URL]

To prove my own existence, I use the simple logic 'I think, therefore I am.' Clearly it took mental capacity to craft this post, along with every flawless facet of my being, so I must be thinking sometime.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]To prove my own existence, I use the simple logic 'I think, therefore I am.' Clearly it took mental capacity to craft this post, along with every flawless facet of my being, so I must be thinking sometime.[/QUOTE]

:-\

There are some people I know that think but I suspect that they aren't real people... or exist even.

[QUOTE=Zappa]I was vigorously chewing on your mother earlier, and now my tongue hurts like a motherfu[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]ker. It's awful.[/QUOTE]

call the fire department

Today somebody said to me "If you were an STD, what would you be?" I said AIDS because I'm devastating, but it would have been funnier if I said it's because I kill minorities.

You are racist.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]My findings were astounding! Authentic photograph of the event:
[URL="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/dfarr3/dinoz.jpg"]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/dfarr3/dinoz.jpg[/URL]

To prove my own existence, I use the simple logic 'I think, therefore I am.' Clearly it took mental capacity to craft this post, along with every flawless facet of my being, so I must be thinking sometime.[/QUOTE]

I have to see you in person before I can prove the validity of your arguement.

[QUOTE]You know what term I hate? Art rock. [B]As if Sonic Youth isn't already the most pretentious band in the world already.[/B][/QUOTE]

You've got to be kidding me.

[QUOTE=Zmev]You've got to be kidding me.[/QUOTE]

Nope. They're definitely up there. Their fans are just as bad.

Don't forget the fact that they suck as well!

[QUOTE=pitchfork]....and the firebrand moments in 2004's American Idiot diminish with every millionth unit shifted.[/QUOTE]

This is why I dislike scenesters.

[QUOTE=morrissey]This is why I dislike scenesters.[/QUOTE]
GRRRRR ME TOO. I e-slapped Pitchfork in the face when I read that line.

What a bunch of nerds. Arguing about music on the internet, neeeerds.

internet

music?

[QUOTE=morrissey]internet[/QUOTE]

What a nerd.

[I]Yeah, I wonder why.[/I]