[QUOTE=Electrocution]My unweighted GPA is bad.

3.3

:([/QUOTE]

Mine's probably like two.

I got a rusty nail thrown at me during carpentry today hard enough to leave a mark. It really hurt, and it was for no reason.

That's why I take girly electives like creative writing.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]That's why I take girly electives like creative writing.[/QUOTE]

My English teacher told us about this story he wrote in college for creative writing. It was about gothic kids who seem weird around others, but when they're are together they talk about the theatre and wine tasting. Good story.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]That's why I take girly electives like creative writing.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm not doing good with the carpentry. Or graphics. Or painting.

[QUOTE=YDload][B]We had our natural Christmas tree up [/B][/QUOTE]

It isn't even December yet!

Jeez, we usually don't get our tree 'till about two weeks before Christmas.

[QUOTE=BillCosby]It isn't even December yet!

Jeez, we usually don't get our tree 'till about two weeks before Christmas.[/QUOTE]

last year noob :rolleyes:

Speaking of christmas, it snowed here today.

[QUOTE=YDload]last year noob :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I forgot how to read.

You know what term I hate? Art rock. As if Sonic Youth isn't already the most pretentious band in the world already.

Some ex-NHL coach revealed that he's illiterate in his autobiography. He must have had a hell of a time writing a book.

most famous people who aren't authors tend to have their books written down by ghostwriters as they dictate to them.

So I saw Murder by Death on Tuesday.

[QUOTE=YDload]most famous people who aren't authors tend to have their books written down by ghostwriters as they dictate to them.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I know. Malcolm X did that. Good book.

Malcolm X?

I skipped that day in history, I think.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]You know what term I hate? Art rock. As if Sonic Youth isn't already the most pretentious band in the world already.[/QUOTE]

Fart rock and bath-rock.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]That's why I take girly electives like creative writing.[/QUOTE]

I take creative writing.

There's 4 people in the class, so we have it at Starbucks.

It's quite possibly the greatest class experience in the history of ever.

This just in...Zappa's a nerd.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]This just in...Zappa's a nerd.[/QUOTE]

Whoa. I don't believe that was called for. Was it?

[QUOTE=Zappa]Whoa. I don't believe that was called for. Was it?[/QUOTE]

Sure it was. Not every shmoe out there can be a homie.

NPC confuses the hell out of me sometimes. We are brothers.

[QUOTE=Zappa]NPC confuses the hell out of me sometimes. We are brothers.[/QUOTE]

That we are, but please be more careful when pass the tabel salt. You made a terrible mess that I had to just clean up.

My mom just flipped sh[size=2]i[/size]t on me because the printer ran out of paper and she wasted 10 seconds replacing it. I love bipolarity.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]My mom just flipped sh[size=2]i[/size]t on me because the printer ran out of paper and she wasted 10 seconds replacing it. I love bipolarity.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha. I'm sorry, but somehow I find this post hilarious.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]My mom just flipped sh[size=2]i[/size]t on me because the printer ran out of paper and she wasted 10 seconds replacing it. I love bipolarity.[/QUOTE]

Maybe that didn't happen at all. Perhaps you just flipped out on your mother and she had to replace the paper.

I just ate these crazy spicy chicken wings for dinner and now my mouth is burning.

I was vigorously chewing on a lime-green bendy straw earlier, and now my tongue hurts like a motherfu[COLOR="White"]c[/COLOR]ker. It's awful.

[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Maybe that didn't happen at all. Perhaps you just flipped out on your mother and she had to replace the paper.[/QUOTE]
I think she was already angry because I know more about english and writing than her, and she's an english teacher.

What a positively terrible thing to say.

[QUOTE=Electrocution]I think she was already angry because I know more about english and writing than her, and she's an english teacher.

What a positively terrible thing to say.[/QUOTE]

I need proof though, I think you flipped out on your mother and are trying to cover it up.

[QUOTE=Zappa]I was vigorously chewing on a lime-green bendy straw earlier, and now my tongue hurts like a mother****er. It's awful.[/QUOTE]
Now that's some funny sh[size=2]it[/size].

[QUOTE=Little Man being Erased]Now that's some funny sh[size=2]it[/size].[/QUOTE]

Would it be as funny if he was chewing on a red bendy straw?