[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351581]i need a British mail-order bride, any body got connects?[/QUOTE]

idk about british but heres the filipino one my dad asked me to sign him up for and put his credit card numbers in for

http://www.cebuanas.com/

looks awfully sketchy but he bagged his bride

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351581]i need a British mail-order bride, any body got connects?[/QUOTE]

idk about british but heres the filipino one my dad asked me to sign him up for and put his credit card numbers in for

http://www.cebuanas.com/

looks awfully sketchy but he bagged his bride

[QUOTE=mathjic;17351579]@Iluvatar Have you watched True Blood on HBO?[/QUOTE]

no i hear its a good show but isnt it about vampires or some ****

[QUOTE=mathjic;17351579]@Iluvatar Have you watched True Blood on HBO?[/QUOTE]

thats a really good show

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17351586]idk about british but heres the filipino one my dad asked me to sign him up for and put his credit card numbers in for

http://www.cebuanas.com/

looks awfully sketchy but he bagged his bride[/QUOTE]
Eww that's gross as hell

I want a proper British girl thats like a mix between lily allen, my ex-girlfriend and that girl i used to like in 8th grade who barely knew i existed

if its not a country full of wannabe refugees due to poor living conditions you are pretty much facing an uphill battle in the mail order bride scheme of things

unless of course you come across a british human slaver somehow

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17351587]no i hear its a good show but isnt it about vampires or some ****[/QUOTE]

Yeah I was reading about it the other day, looks good.

@imperial - worth buying on DVD?

I know a girl who moved here from England and said she wanted to be a mail-order bride but now she has me blocked on instant messenger so i dont know how wed negotiate the deal

denied

the more and more i see jaundice talk about women the more i think he's a really awkward stalker of women

I can actually see where you're coming from

but in reality its more like im an awkward guy that gets stalked by women

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351606]I can actually see where you're coming from

but in reality its more like im an awkward guy that gets stalked by women[/QUOTE]
jaundice is in denial

I couldn't make this up, I haven't been creepy since I was like 12

youve post about how two women wont talk to you and are afraid to see you

post how women stalk [i]you[/i]

well, both times I was talking about the same person

and this same person used to obsess over me and talk about wanting to drug me and rape me and ****

...

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351622]well, both times I was talking about the same person

and this same person used to obsess over me and talk about wanting to drug me and rape me and ****[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/hrlmdz.jpg[/img]

I had that coming.

:lol:

mcp = more 4chan-y than me

and better at 4channing by the looks of it

he had the courage wolf as his avatar for like two months

you should be ashamed of yourself if he [I]wasn't[/I] more 4chan-y than you

more like 40 days and 40 nights

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17351648]and better at 4channing by the looks of it[/QUOTE]

which isnt a very good thing

gotta 420chan ****

gotta 4tube ****

4large bundle of sticks

Hi

I'm reallllyulylasdkfja;sdfkj ****ing drudcadrddrunk

Hi

memes are on ed before they are on any chan these days anyways

hello,

I am back from Metalcamp - it was awesome;
Satyricon and Lamb of God were great, as well as Kataklysm; On the first day a chick gave me a blowjob at the parking lot and the 3rd and 4th day I "took care" of my british neighbour :lol: - good time :)

... and next week Kaltenbach Open Air :)
too bad my whole tent is broken :(

What's happenin bro

[QUOTE]On the first day a chick gave me a blowjob at the parking lot [/QUOTE]
lawl

is your british neighbour a male order bride by any chance cause ive been looking into buying some british girls been asking around and all

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351954]is your british neighbour a male order bride by any chance cause ive been looking into buying some british girls been asking around and all[/QUOTE]

Lol, [b]male order[/b]. :lol:

that was gay on my part, damn.

^^ female - what else ;)

[QUOTE=repcak;17351975]^^ female - what else ;)[/QUOTE]have no idea what you mean by this.

I think I should go to bed some what soon

[U][B][COLOR="Red"]Does someone think differently on this forum that it very usefully would be, if we translated everything, that we into another language and say, supported in English with an Online translator, before we set up it? [/COLOR][/B][/U]

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17351979]have no idea what you mean by this.

I think I should go to bed some what soon[/QUOTE]

I slept for some 14-15hours and I am still tired... ;)

[QUOTE=WeProtectChildren;17352052][U][B][COLOR="Red"]Does someone think differently on this forum that it very usefully would be, if we translated everything, that we into another language and say, supported in English with an Online translator, before we set up it? [/COLOR][/B][/U][/QUOTE]
no.

ps. i kill children

uh why do you kill children?

children are the future and in essence that's basically like expediting the apocalypse process.