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[QUOTE=Blank]Don't worry zep,im keeping this one.
[/QUOTE] You say that now. |
[QUOTE=Blank]Who the **** are you? :p
So how is everyone doing this fine evening?[/QUOTE] Sup man. :chug: |
Can I talk about something that really hurts?
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My eyes still hurt.
I hate contacts. |
aslong as we get the right to call you emo?
^was a joke, go ahead |
[QUOTE]Sup man.:chug:[/QUOTE]
Not much man...just waiting to start my GED classes. |
Man...your new avvy isn't even colorful. I hate avatar changes so much.
In other news, I think I'll go to bed. |
You can call me anything you want, ESPECIALLY emo.
This has happened to me more than once. So you've just finished a nice healthy jerk, you feel refreshed, fulfilled, you clean up, but little do you know there was still some "remainder" that hadn't fully made its journey out the tunnel yet. You put your clothes on and after a little while or normal activity you make a move, maybe bend over to pick something up and you feel a sharp sting in your groin, "OW!!!" That hurts, a lot!!! Now you realize there is a [i]very[/i] noticable pain in that region. You can't even move, you close your knees together and do a squat run to the bathroom. You unzip and check and OH MY GOD, THAT HURT!!!! Ahhhhh!!! Man, what is that!?! You try and pull your underwear down and now you've realized that the remainder of "ooze" has hardened like glue to the fabric of your gitch making an indestructible bond with your inner urethra. If you didn't know, for guys, that is like, the MOST sensitve area possible, and now comes the bite your lip and rip that sucker free! Oh my God, it sucks. I just really had to say how much I hated it. It's so bad!! |
lol wetting it down makes it that much easier dude.
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Can't say that's ever happened to me. Although I have experienced urethra pain. It does suck.
My condolances. |
Oh sh.it that made me cringe. Haha- @ you though.
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Ouch.
Did you cry?I probally would have cried. Edit-Ledzep,permission to find the ultimate avi? |
[QUOTE=derryk]Oh sh.it that made me cringe. Haha- @ you though.[/QUOTE]
Haha, real nice guy here. |
[QUOTE=Plan B.]You can call me anything you want, ESPECIALLY emo.
This has happened to me more than once. So you've just finished a nice healthy jerk, you feel refreshed, fulfilled, you clean up, but little do you know there was still some "remainder" that hadn't fully made its journey out the tunnel yet. You put your clothes on and after a little while or normal activity you make a move, maybe bend over to pick something up and you feel a sharp sting in your groin, "OW!!!" That hurts, a lot!!! Now you realize there is a [i]very[/i] noticable pain in that region. You can't even move, you close your knees together and do a squat run to the bathroom. You unzip and check and OH MY GOD, THAT HURT!!!! Ahhhhh!!! Man, what is that!?! You try and pull your underwear down and now you've realized that the remainder of "ooze" has hardened like glue to the fabric of your gitch making an indestructible bond with your inner urethra. If you didn't know, for guys, that is like, the MOST sensitve area possible, and now comes the bite your lip and rip that sucker free! Oh my God, it sucks. I just really had to say how much I hated it. It's so bad!![/QUOTE] aha lmao dude, you have waaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands. |
yep, thats happened!
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well im now officially off to bed. night everybody.
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n00b, goin to bed at 11
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I have no pity ffor anyone. Page 911!
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[QUOTE]n00b, goin to bed at 11[/QUOTE]Yeah that new law that passed says everyone is in one time zone.
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he lives half an hour from me...
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[QUOTE=Motleyguy]he lives half an hour from me...[/QUOTE]
Nah he doesnt. |
I thought he was takling about half hour time zones.. haha
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[QUOTE=Futuro]Nah he doesnt.[/QUOTE]
yes, yes he does. |
[QUOTE=Motleyguy]yes, yes he does.[/QUOTE]
OH ok, now I see. /Doesnt see. |
No he ****ing doesnt!
jk Man! |
Who knew that Ryan has a metal plate in his arse?!
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haha
Ryan is teh noobsauce |
Ryan is awesome.
Don't tell people about my nam accidents!!! |
You can't keep your secrets forever Ryan!
*You've also got to come out of the closet this year* |
On my rounds of spreading the joy of Oats and Big Powerful Strokes. Hello out there in fellow drum land!
Hope all of you are enjoying the afternoon, or whatever it is where you are. |
[QUOTE=Bone]On my rounds of spreading the joy of Oats and Big Powerful Strokes. Hello out there in fellow drum land!
Hope all of you are enjoying the afternoon, or whatever it is where you are.[/QUOTE]Sup man. /Still thinks your josiah |
[QUOTE=Bone]On my rounds of spreading the joy of Oats and Big Powerful Strokes. Hello out there in fellow drum land!
Hope all of you are enjoying the afternoon, or whatever it is where you are.[/QUOTE] Oh I am, though it is 15 minutes to midnight. GOD, I wish it was 2 minutes to midnight, so I could be all... 2 MINUTES...TO MIIIDNIIGHT!!! /sings Iron Maiden. |
It's 49 minutes past midnight here. n00b.
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It's 2:47am here...
I pwned you all. |
[QUOTE=derryk]It's 49 minutes past midnight here. n00b.[/QUOTE]
albertan? |
Seems like most of you are in America by the times! Any Steelers fans? I was unable to watch the SuperBowl this time around.
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I'm not a sports fan. :-\
Ah man....Im goin to bed as soon as degrassi junior high is over. *yawn* |
[QUOTE]Seems like most of you are in America by the times! Any Steelers fans? I was unable to watch the SuperBowl this time around.[/QUOTE]Sweet your in Bora Bora too where at?
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Ahhh I was there on vacation with the women. Have returned home now here in the states. Was a very beautiful place, very.
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Ah i just finished the Da Vinci code. Interesting ending i thought. Starting the prequel soon, Demons And Angels
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